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The Lambeth Walker

@thelambethwalker.bsky.social
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Flâneur, coddiwompling around London's streets. Psychogeography. Tube, rail and steam enthusiast. Avid consumer of art & ale, opera & classical. Architecture. Churchcrawler. Walked entire Tube map. LOFC.

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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After 65 minutes both teams are going to do the hokey cokey with pom-poms.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This HT show. FIFA is absolutely killing football.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Uruguay may be the only exception.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's National Pie & Mash week so popped up to Camden to give my support to one of my favourites. Pies are top drawer, the mash always a lovely consistency, lots of parsley in the liquor. And the chilli vinegar is 🔥. £5-75 for a plate of steaming hot traditional London grub. Lovely jubbly 👌
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"He did not hate the winter now, for he knew that it was merely the spring asleep, and that the flowers were resting" ~ Oscar Wilde. #London #spring
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You'll never break London, social media. We'll vote our Muslim mayor Sadiq Khan back in for his 4th term in 2 years time. Sorry to break it to you, racists. Suck it up. Cry some more. #London
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It warms my heart when I see people standing there reading the text and photographing it. And yes, Paddington's from Peru. And he's here, so he's a Londoner. He's welcome. This is our city. #London
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ethno-nationalists like Yaxley-Lennon and Farage hate the messaging from films like Paddington. It's one of the reasons Paddington Bear is my favourite fictional Londoner This mural is outside London Waterloo Station and greets visitors to this city....(1/2)
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm having a rail holiday around northern Italy in May and bought an Interrail. I've worked out that besides the London-Paris-Milan leg there and back, and perhaps a couple of other trips, it wasn't really worth it as I forgot how cheap domestic rail fares are in Europe. Lesson learned 😔
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Been boozing around south London today and only got murdered 3 times by knife-wielding brown immigrants. Pretty happy with that 🍺 👍
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
None of us are Man Utd supporters so that's probably a relief to billionaire Monaco-based tax avoider Mr Ratcliffe (who is seeking £billions of taxpayer money to subsidise the redevelopment of Old Trafford) but I hope United fans make their feelings known, and indeed the voters of Gorton & Denton.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Cracking afternoon down the local with eight regulars all of whom, including myself, have colonised this nation either by first, second or third generation immigration.....1/2
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh, then I also forcibly made them eat Tofu
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Funnily enough I did. I insisted they call me 'Your Majesty'. Then they all licked my boots..
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Im going to agree with the Winter Fuel thing. As do my parents.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just been out drinking around London. Only got stabbed 3 times, all by maurauding brown illegals. Or something. Anyway, back home safely. Stay safe, Londoners x
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Or, the other answer could be, they wouldn't set foot here.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Still haven't seen a flag flying around here. I'm beginning to think south London is a bit unpatriotic.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can any fellow Londoners shed any light on where these so-called 'no go zones' are? I want to start organising a pub crawl.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just watched a film called One Life from 2023 about a remarkable human being called Nicholas Winton.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Can we all just agree that Trump is an absolute cunt?
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Went to London Bridge today. Then Bermondsey, then Deptford, followed by Streatham. I've been stabbed 5 times and mugged 12 times. Somehow I'm still alive. Thoughts with everyone in the capital city tonight. It's carnage. Stay safe x #London
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Can I send you a tenner?
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Superb. Thanks for posting these.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Magnificent painting
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Turner v Constable exhibition at Tate Britain. Sensational exhibition. Turner wins hands down, of course.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It's nice to interact with people across the Atlantic who know that the USA has lost its mind. We're all with you in Europe.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thank you, Bluesky friends. I'm so glad I left the Twitter cesspit a year ago.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That's so beautifully put. Thank you.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Trumpists don't like London. There's a reason for that.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
An open offer. I'll take any visitor to my home city (London) around for a day and show you around all the so-called 'no-go' zones. We'll both have the best day. Greatest city on the planet. #London
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It's almost as if everything I read about my city is complete bollocks. But that can't be true, right?
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just popping in to say hi to all my friends and followers. I've been out and about in London, my wonderful home city. Haven't been stabbed, shot, or forced to convert to Sharia law. Incredible, really. Perhaps I'm just lucky. I'm going to stay here and carry on taking my chances. Much love ❤️
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What a complete and utter disgrace Trump is to the office of the United States. Absolutely embarrassing. Shameful.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*WARNING* If you receive a link saying "Michael Buble Singing Christmas Songs" DO NOT open it. It's Michael Buble singing Christmas songs.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Another brilliant weekend in my city. Didn't even need a stab vest. Ventured all around, which I do all the time, and it's all same as it ever was. London is rocking. The Tommy Robinson fascists don't like hearing this, though. #London
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
How nice to dip my toe back in here every now and then and not find it full of racists and agitators from the Russian troll farm. Bravo to whoever looks after this platform. Hope everyone is doing good 👍
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Do you know what? You're right. I should wear this as a badge of honour 👍
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I was at Wembley for Oasis in August ffs 😔😆
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My estimated listening age has come through on Spotify 2025 😕
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thanks for all the birthday messages Put on a stab vest this morning and ventured out for a birthday celebration into Khan's lawless London, daring to go into Covent Garden and somehow getting out alive, dodging the maurauding knife-wielding Islamists taking over the country. HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
At least this government has removed that disgusting 2 child benefit cap. With it, my family would have been destitute. I like to think the 8 of us kids turned out OK and have more than paid the nation back several times over.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's an amazing place. Nothing in the world compares. And it's precisely why Trump and hid fascist bootlickers and all their Putin-bots attack it all the time. Because the whole world is here living alongside eachother.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I know it well. All the best and God bless London 🍺👍
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Sorry, by 'for his' I mean a mate's 50th birthday drink
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Indeed. I wouldn't blame him for not doing so again with all the racist abuse, I really don't know how he handles it. But I hope he goes for a 4th term.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Last Saturday at around 6pm I walked from Tottenham Court Road down Charing Cross Road and St Martin's Lane to the Marquis in Covent Garden for his 50th. Should be a 5 minute stroll Took me 25 minutes because every street was that packed.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's such bullshit and so far removed from reality. This is the greatest city in the world to live in. I was born here and I'll die here.
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
It's why our Muslim mayor is attacked so much. Trump and co hate it because we demonstrate that a huge multicultural city works. It frightens them. We've voted him in 3 times and we'll vote him in again. #London
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