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Hayley

@thekubliest.bsky.social
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I create things and hang out with my friends. I post a lot of TTRPG OC brainrot. Whimsy is radical. No AI. Zine-making account: bsky.app/profile/unhayled.bsky.soci…

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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Twins!! Congratulations and best wishes!
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Jay 💘 actual clown @saintpyxis.art · 10/09/2026
On growing up On gender On depression On creativity On [insert message here] ▪︎ #Art
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Appreciate the heads up!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This gave me a sensible chuckle
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure because I want to play Valheim again but I have to wait for us to move to get the server started
A screenshot of my Valheim playtime of 416.1 hours
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe this is the Wisconsin in me but how is “hit a deer” not an option 😭😭😭😭 that’s gotta be so common
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hell yeah man this sucks
A screenshot from the very helpful Progressive post-accident survey which has no contingency plan whatsoever if you’re in an accident with several cars that are the same color. For reference, a black sedan ran a red light, smashed into another black sedan, which was ejected into my lane in front of my car.



Which party do you think was at fault for the damage to the blue Kia Rio?

• Your blue Kia
• The black sedan
• The black sedan

Continue
I don’t know
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh my god, I’m so sorry!!! How terrifying. As someone who used to primarily take public transit in LA I had so many near-misses. Had to jump out of the way once. I hope you’re feeling better and continue to heal well!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(There’s more info in the alt text explaining what these terms mean!)
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This for the opticians but look at my poor glasses. Left: Backup Right: Worn during accident The wrap used to match on these. I kinda got em back into shape with pliers/washcloth but the x-ing is still bad. I’m nervous tho since this frame is pretty solid and I don’t wanna push it at home.
A photograph of 2 pairs of glasses laying upside down on a table. The left pair is my backup, and the right survived the car accident.

The right pair shows signs of x-ing, meaning the lenses are twisted. The wrap is also stronger due to the impact of the airbag, meaning the curve along the front is stronger. The arms are bent outward, and I was awkwardly holding the glasses on my face after the accident.

All these things can cause vision difficulties/comfort issues in a pair of glasses.

(I’m an ABO Certified optician, but I’ve been out of the field a few years. Kept my certification active, though!)
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hilariously, this was the song playing in my car during the accident. youtu.be/YjWbj8JT1w4?...
youtu.be
The Beths - "Roundabout" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by The Beths
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I went to the ER after the accident!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I did distribute several copies of my Flare zine to witnesses at the scene of the accident because I was on my way to a zine event. Download it for free here to experience that surreal situation for yourself! (There’s also a link to read it in your browser!) ko-fi.com/s/7fbf11b234
A screenshot from a Discord post. “i'm so glad you're ok but most importantly you created a core memory for those people ‘remember the time we helped that person after their car accident and we got zines??’ /s”A photograph of a monochrome zine titled “Can I show you some REALLY COOL ART I made of FLARE, one of my D&D characters?”

On the cover is a buff high elf with her wire-covered arm slung affectionately around a stupidly big/chunky sword. She has a scars on her hands and one up her abdomen.

A small charm of a smiling bush creature dangles off the side of the zine.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have eaten so much ice cream since surviving a car crash yesterday
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A stitch in a snitch saves a bitch some time
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gotta find humor somewhere! 5 years ago Alex and I were hit by a distracted woman going the wrong way down a one way street who ran a red light. Totaled the car. We replaced it with the Kia Rio and assumed it couldn’t happen again. And then I got into this new accident solo lol.
A photograph of a Mazda with the front destroyed from a collision. It’s leaking green fluid.A humorous diagram of the accident. It depicts a red car going from left to right labeled “this bitch”. From right to left there’s a green arrow that’s labeled “the direction that a the fucking street go”. 

There’s a blue vehicle going from bottom to top labeled “us”.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I unfortunately was the victim of an extremely distracted driver who blindly drove into an intersection in the middle of our green light on a highway. She hit another car that was ejected into my empty lane in front of me. Not much I coulda done. 😭 Stay safe out there!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My poor baby. She died protecting me. 😭
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes! No broken windows. I’m very shocked. The front collapsed and took everything. My knees are bruised but not because the cabin crumpled inward. Considering the speed of this accident it could have been so much worse. I also narrowly avoided a utility pole. Feeling very grateful today.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This was an accident involving 3 vehicles total, all sedan-sized. Vehicle A blindly drove into a highway intersection to turn left when she had a red light. She slammed into Vehicle B, who was turned sideways and ejected into my lane in front of me. Vehicle B and my Kia Rio were going ~40-45mph.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Haters praying for my downfall but I’m too powerful 😎🙏
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My kingdom for a robust public transit system that people could take instead of driving while compromised 😭
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still shocked I can hit a solid object at 45mph and walk away. Modern engineering is amazing. (I mean I’d rather have mass public transit but…) Feeling very lucky and thankful.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Insurance unfortunately gives you GameStop trade in prices for your totaled car, but we’re gonna be okay! Someone got dashcam footage so it’s VERY CLEAR I’m not at fault, ha. At least we won’t have to fight about that.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It wasn’t even a fresh light. 😭 A distracted driver leaving her mother’s funeral just… drove into the middle of oncoming traffic. She hit a car that was flipped sideways and pushed into my lane directly in front of my car. A giant, giant error. Grateful there weren’t any funerals because of it.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone totaled our car by running a red light… I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice! (The Kia Rio’s airbags get a 10/10 rating from me, btw. I walked away from this with just abrasions, muscle strain, and bruises.)
A photograph of a totaled 2020 Kia Rio. The front is totally crumpled up and destroyed from a head-on collision.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is amazing!
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ida ✸ blueguy brainrot 💎✸ @tujiux.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
someone said that their favourite pokemon was sudowoodo and I got so caught up in that fact that I got a headache (their reasoning was fair and fine, it was just like an uppercut)
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
A photo of a woman holding 2 Sudowoodo plushes. One is attached to a small Bonsly.
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E M Will @elainemwill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's very hard to be creative right now
The "sorry to people who followed me for art but then don't see any for weeks at a time" cake meme
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Redrawn version of the “Is this a pigeon?” meme but with my D&D high elf barbarian. It was made to look like a still from a retro anime.

Flare gestures at a butterfly. “Is this my life’s purpose?” is at the bottom of the image, with the butterfly labeled “literally a random sword”.
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Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to the dog who is on the roof you are, I am sure, a very good boy. but you should, perhaps, go back in the house.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cannot wait to find out what that perfect situation is
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She’s just a walking bad quote factory
“The thing about red flags is you can light them on fire and then they’re gone” -Flare
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wish we were roasting the moon, instead we are very quickly running out of time 😭😭
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nothing quite like reading D&D notes the next day Bonus points if you’re sleep deprived cuz you had to catch a flight the next morning
Screenshots of a Google doc.

•How many moon?
-It’s a crescent
-Waxing
-Fuck•Rath has chosen not to speak because of HS’s verbal lashing, but eyeballs were cool
-Flare reminded him that all that will go away if she cannot EAT. FIX IT. 
-Girl needs her macros, god her diet is so fucked. Creatine and iron levels through the floor
-Skin keeps falling off and that’s a massive protein loss I assume
—Don’t worry, it all goes into the leftovers bucket
“That’s my thing, looking cool while making stupid decisions” -Flare•Ghost possessed Tyvera
-Get SHARED, idiot 
-Flare: Ha ha look who’s a shared vessel now!!!!! Wowwwwww and everyone is fine with it, I see how it is
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you for sharing all these behind-the-canvas details. What a treat it is!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wake up babe, new zine just dropped
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This was my 1st Art Fight, but it coincided with being gone for half the month and preparing a move. 😵‍💫 I only managed 4 drawings, but better than 0. This really got me out of a rut, though! I didn’t use my usual tools and it really changed my process for the better. Working on several new pieces!
Wendy, who belongs to @thestarlightfairy

A digital drawing of a female-presenting plasmoid. She is mostly blue with green at the tips of her hair and arms.

She has a "bow" in her curly "hair" and a big smile.Avis, who belongs to @saintpyxis

A digital drawing bust sketch of a woman with pointed ears, blue skin, and gold eyes and jewelry. Her hair is white and billows behind her.
She has gray scarring on one side of her body.A simple digital portrait of Lyra, who belongs to @LizzyLuuna. She's a Duergar with dark gray skin and white hair. It's pulled back in a high ponytail with bangs in the front. A braid comes down each side in front of her ears. She has a white trimmed beard and mustache.

Her scleras are black and her irises are pink. She has scars through each eyebrow and on her lower lip and chin.
A centipede tattoo runs down the side of her face and down her neck and shoulder. She's wearing a low-cut black bodice with gold trim.This is N30-N who belongs to @RB-Illustration. It’s a simple digital portrait of a robot in profile. Their face is a blank digital screen and body is gray.
They have a long ear-like antenna. Their hair is long, wavy, and teal. They're wearing a black top. They have a hand clasped to their chest.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Screaming
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think this relatable for a lot of artists nowadays. It’s so hard to access that creative joy and focus with everything™ going on in the world and our personal lives. The internet also used to be more fun and it felt like no effort at all to post. Now it feels like work, I guess? I don’t know.
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blob 🐝 @blobbei.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my art is so awesome and i love that for me
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My plans for the day.
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Help my friend celebrate his birthday!
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TAKAO★WATANABE🌿10/23-28Exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All of a sudden, my husband was enchanted and his appearance changed. What's more, it seems that no one but me can see him. #Illustration #CommentPls #RTpls
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is so lush and amazing. It tells quite the story!
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thanks again for thinking of me!!! ☺️☺️
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Hayley @thekubliest.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
TW: gore/body horror Flare decided to merge with her Warforged sword without considering the consequences. I had to update her character art! The DM description of their new body was brutal, so I figured I’d try to draw it. The group chat was disgusted and horrified, so I think it was a success??
A portrait for an online player token for D&D. It depicts a gray-tinged blonde hair sun elf with copper skin. The hair covers one half of her face, and the remaining eye is bloodshot, with a red iris with a gold halo. She has several gold helix and conch piercings.

Her lower jaw has a robotic replacement made of copper. Her expression is intense with a slight smile.

She’s wearing a black vest with green lapels. The skin on her neck and chest has been torn open, exposing a hybrid robotic and humanoid ribcage patched with metal. Her heart and lungs are visible. Gold wire is tangled around her bones and bursts from her shoulders. Her arms are wrapped in fabric, presumably to hide more exposed robotic parts.

The background has a faint gold halo around her head.

Context: Flare was a Wild Magic barbarian who talked with a sentient sword instead of going to therapy. The sword was a dismantled Warforged war criminal. She previously absorbed parts of his body into hers and finally subsumed the sword itself. They’re a Warforged/elf hybrid now with twin consciousnesses and it’s truly awful to behold. 

Flare says it’s fine, tho. Anything to get more powerful and protect those she loves… even though this choice has upset them immensely and pushed them away from her.

#dnd #ttrpg #ttrpgoc #oc
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