Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026say no to drugges!!!!!!! u dont need those stimulants and dimulants to be a cool dude or dudette!!! just smoke cigarettes, ok!!!! 030
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026c’mon, what a lazy copy-paste job… the devs aren’t even trying anymore 2130
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Wisconsin Dells seems like a magical place to make childhood memories 082
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Driving across North America, you’ll occasionally see a meat-flecked animal pelt lying on the shoulder. In the 1700s men voyaged the backwoods, disrupting ecosystems and indigenous lifeways, to feed a vast international fur trade. Pelts were literal currency; that’s how we got the word “bucks” 150
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“I’m doing a dog load; do you have anything to toss in?” 0160
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Stopped at gas station in West Virginia, and the guy shitting in the stall next to me is blasting AI-generated Naruto fanfics out of his phone at full volume. What is the world coming to 0153
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In the dialect of English I grew up with, “-ass” is an intensifier, as in “this is some good-ass cheese.” So every time I overhear The Kids saying “dead-ass,” my brain parses it as “very dead” and I remain very confused as to what The Eternally Teenaged Generation is on about 1152
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026you can’t make lemonade without breaking a few omelettes 2150
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When I was a teenager, every other weekend I would pack up my full desktop computer (including dual 17” and 19” CRTs), schlep it over to my dad’s house, set it back up, then do the whole thing in reverse two days later. To this day, I am very fast at setting up a desktop PC. #only90skidsofdivorce 1130
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the song that we were playing in the Palliative Care Unit when my Mom took her last breath. I will never forget the sense of comfort that this simple Dolly Parton record brought to all of us, in that terrifying time when there was nothing left to do but wait. RIP Dolly ❤️ youtu.be/LFSSo31AjI4youtu.beLiving On Memories of YouYouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 0170
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026PROTIP: There’s no law against combining fresh and canned ingredients. Go ahead and make yourself some artisan beanie-weenies; you deserve it 091
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026On this day in 1996, Jamiroquai released “Virtual Insanity,” a song bemoaning our collective love for “useless twisting of our new technology.” 30 years later, it’s worth a listen youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JEyoutu.beJamiroquai - Virtual Insanity (Official Video)YouTube video by JamiroquaiVEVO 091
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026why is saint martin always in the fields? get back in this house young man 110
Reposted by Alex ForsytheAftermath @aftermath.site · 12/08/2026Brenda Romero's beautiful 'Chasing Lilacs' is a personal history told through the lens of gaming: aftermath.site/chasing-lilacs/ 3360130
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026to the dog who is on the roof you are, I am sure, a very good boy. but you should, perhaps, go back in the house. 2488
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Nothing brightens your day like stumbling across a good gazebo 2170
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026“Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and one other item from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!” the duality of being a true gamer 0203
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm so tired of seeing Walton Goggins advertising for every other company like he's goddamn Ernest or somethin'. Senator, you're no Jim Varney— know what I mean, Vern? 180
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Most disappointing Wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt 210
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Somebody left three quarters and a two-by-four on top of a USPS letter box on the street. I know I’m a man of comfortable means now, because I walked by without picking up either the 75 cents *or* the free lumber Either that, or inflation is out of control. Quarters are the new nickel ffs 0130
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026prolly coulda just left it at "chlapec == boy" and called it a day 140
Reposted by Alex ForsytheJosh Drake @joshyd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Legally defining the ass in a way that is somehow much hornier than just saying "the ass" 032
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026the new soft drink inspired by your redneck cousin’s tobacco spit cup 0161
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026you and me baby is nothings but memmel so let do it like is done on discoverings chennel 1100
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Today is the 81st anniversary of V-E Day, commemorating the surrender of Nazi Germany in May 1945. I’m taking a Slovak language class, and I recently learned that in Slovakia, the name of this holiday is „deň víťazstva nad fašizmom“. Happy Victory over Fascism Day! 1285
Reposted by Alex ForsytheAlex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Just checked the calendar… looks like Cinco de Mayo falls on May 5th this year 1418726
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I love the fun surprise of seeing what inane bullshit Windows 11 will try to push on me every time it forcibly reboots the computer that I own to forcibly install new software that I didn't ask for. ...come to think of it, I don't think there's any compelling reason that I can't switch to Linux 4271
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I am compelled to use LLMs at work. So I prompted Claude Code to review my recent PRs and write a Baker-Keyhole essay about them. “A pull request description is a minor literary genre with a demanding brief.” “The sequence from #193 through #200 […] represents a kind of engineering Bildungsroman” 280
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I just checked the Newgrounds account that I made when I was 13, and my Flash movies have accumulated over 180,000 views over the past *checks notes* 24 years I refuse to cringe at my younger self; 2002 was an incredible time to be on the internet and I regret nothing wasabimilkshake.newgrounds.comwasabimilkshake.newgrounds.comwasabimilkshake - newgrounds.com 1230
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026An agent never thinks about his daddy, and an LLM never needs to write its name youtu.be/Rw6UN7ljFIU (2004)youtu.beThe Day John Henry Died (Remastered)YouTube video by Drive-By Truckers - Topic 020
Reposted by Alex ForsytheHarald Hagen 🏳️🌈 @haraldhagen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The distance between answer and question has never purely been a problem. It's just a path. An ancient winding road. All but replaced by a shortcut we built. But that path remains. Quieter now. Half-faded. To walk it is to cross a breathing chasm, and it is in this chasm that wonder still blooms. 061
Reposted by Alex ForsytheJosh Drake @joshyd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Absolutely horrifying 1940’s children’s book where you pull a girl’s tongue to ask eyeball riddles. And then open her brain door for answers lol 3103
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The Arms-Out JUMP-and-SLIDE is the hottest new dance craze of 2026 2275
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Reminder that it’s OK (and in fact, essential) to relax and find joy in your life even while terrible and deeply concerning shit is happening in the news. I don’t recommend trying to *indefinitely avoid* feeling whatever it makes you feel, but you’re still allowed to make room for other stuff 26730
Alex Forsythe @alexforsythe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I dunno, uh… OvrHTvTJ? These CAPTCHAs are getting ridiculous 080
