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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don't interact here nearly as much as I should. My alt has become my main. Only because I complain there. And it was originally for something completely different 🤤

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Isn't that the "hey sisters" guy?

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You're killing me with the Bingo Card lmao. But I'm unsurprised, I get the grind, but there are better ways and places!

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Back when I streamed for Extra Life, I got pinged for all of those a few times 😅. But outside of that, yeah the commission ones feel... the weirdest to me.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Which is worse in your opinion; the begging for games, commissions, or to view their channel?

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Run, don't walk to-" I'm doing neither now.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

People who hornypost on Main are stronger than most people I know.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I am committed to the idea that if you have to lie about your product or school, it's a bad product or school. "People say that higher education is useless! But not here at GCU! Enroll now 👉👈" No, you're a liar, that is not a widely held position. Your school is probably garbage.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

OpenAI ads are so dumb. "Hey, here's a [SEARCHABLE QUESTION] now with extra steps and I'll receive worse answers." I feel sorry for anyone using AI like this.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Meal Prepping is fucking dope AFTER the prepping. Fuck me if I don't hate making 30 breakfast burritos in one sitting though. Lmao

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Me: Finally have some drive and want to clean a little! One of my cats: I refuse. Let me nap on your lap.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Finally got my physical copy of Predator Concrete Jungle the other day AND found it's backwards compatible with my 360. It's going to be a good fuckin weekend.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Removing YouTube and Music Apps off my phone has been... necessary, but already rough as hell. I found within minutes I went to look at a Short.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Still one of the most iconic images.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

One of the things I never realized I missed about radio, is the moment your favorite song pops on in the middle of the drive or when you JUST parked. The feeling of "MY JAM!" And walking into a place with "sorry, my song came on" and everyone knew that meant you had to sit and finish it in the car.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Am I allowed to sue Google for shoving Gemini on my phone on everything? I didn't ask for this cheap piece of shit.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I went to like, this but procrastinated about an hour and a half.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I was forced to use it at a job, so I tried teaching it euphemisms for genitals and intercourse. I also no longer work there. Lmao

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I need a live broadcast by international journalists. Or an elaborate set of gestures to beat AI.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Where's the date? PoL photos always show the actual date on the paper. What in the sepsis is going on here?

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

They released a proof of life photo??

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I have it on before, during, and after for the theme song alone.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'd also add in price point, maybe not vs. Worth as that's subjective #gamereviews

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'm currently LARPing as someone successful

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Honestly rate yourself (🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮) 💥 Action: 7/10 ↕️ Platform: 9/10 🎯 Shooter: 7/10 👊 Fighting: 4/10 🧟 Survival horror: 3/10 🎶 Rythm: 4/10 🧩 Puzzle: 6/10 🧙 RPG: 10/10 🏗️ Simulation: 8/10 🌍 Strategy: 7/10 ⚽ Sports: 0/10 🌐 MMO: 8/10

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

But also Scott Malin's work is great.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"You Goon for self-pleasure, I Goon for self-improvement. We are not the same"

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hey y'all. When you take pics of ✨️fun parts✨️ of yourself, make sure you take a few warning pics in-between so when you show someone normal pics at work, it isn't just staring at you from the preview window.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

We have lost the ability to recognize, understand, and discuss nuance and context. And that has caused so many issues we see now.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sorry, the Tzimisce from my Cotorie told me they wanted to redecorate, and I owed them a Boon.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

PAY MONEY TO SAVE MONEY. TEHEHEHEHEHE

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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

thinkin bout spanakopita

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Dang. Now I'm thinking about it

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

As someone with ADHD one of the fastest ways to irritate me beyond belief, is saying "I know what you're thinking/you're thinking". Because no you don't, *I* barely know what I'm thinking! Oh and to guess and GET IT WRONG?? FUUUUUCK You. Instant inner fury.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I am not reaching my potential in advertising. I need to learn from you! 🤣

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Seeing all these people on my area going, "Nah, I'll light fireworks anyway, what's the harm?" While Colorado is literally on fire, really makes me reconsider that Red/Blue Button thing saw a while ago.

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Gøld @thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social · 02/07/2026