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vommy @vommythegreat.bsky.social · 13h
YouTube is trying to push me towards a path of darkness but I will resist. I will spare the life of my annoying uncle.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 18h
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 15h
susie gone shopping
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 21h
Where do you stand on the “he’s [color] you know” spectrum
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23h
Donald J. Trump posts on twitter, saying: "If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I'm going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this..." there's a proposed community note, stating: "This $5,000 "Trump Dividend" promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require..." 

blephin quote posts to say: "PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Hello america, im gonna be the money president. Each and every one of you get one billion dollars each. So you can all be rich."
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 20h
First Encounter
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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brucezilla 🐊 @pastelbruce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gator's best friend <:]
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a pro candy corn account If you are against candy corn, send it to me and I'll make sure you never have to worry about it again
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 03/10/2026
Tober 04! Birthday Torkku! Only one candle because if the elderbold put the whole age's worth, it would be a fire hazard. #kobold #oc:Torkku #tober2026
watercolor drawing of my koboldsona Torkku with a wide smile and a party hat, in front of a big gift box reading "for the birthday bold" and a cake with marzipan sides, caramel top and a dollop of whipped cream, and a candle. Text at top reads "Tober 2026 #4"
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 03/10/2026
nasty toothy kobolds #tober2026 - 03
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Froot @frootbasket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the perfect bed
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Razzle @razigator.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the kobold trying its best
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need cool medicine that makes me immune to headaches, fixes executive dysfunction, gives me motivation, and makes me sleep well. Can someone get on making something that covers all of that?
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Devil @devilcorp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
MESMALIE 👁️ (character by @orbitaldot.com ) #pixelart #ドット絵
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think about this everyday
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they're putting me in the fatfur United forces
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jackie @makiplier.torture.nexus · 03/10/2026
was in vc with the cis grungler friend n he did a girl voice as a joke n highkey passed
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Captain America Tries to Lift Thor's Hammer in Age of Ultron
Alt: Captain America Tries to Lift Thor's Hammer in Age of Ultron, Thor's face goes from smiling to slightly shocked
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Guill @phantomform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is he like that
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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a guys cashier at a grocery store tells him his total comes to $14.88, to his horror. he frantically grabs a candy bar and puts it on the counter and the cashier tells him his total is now $1,488.00 by which he is made even more horrified
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird title for a JAV
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dragon: this is Bip, my kobold friend. he likes oreos Bip: [crunchiest cough you’ve ever heard]
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
caterpillar plush, internally: oh boy kobold is back! i love my good friend kobold :) caterpillar plush, externally: 🐛
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jaspering 🐊 !! in a swamp near you @jaspering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I decided to start with my absolute favorite, what I consider the gold standard crocodile plushie. (so far!) This is Agro the Crocodile by Bocchetta Plush Toys! He's a little over 30 inches long, stuffed with recycled plastic bottles, and has airbrushed detailing! FULL REVIEW BELOW [ #G8RR8R ]
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the kobold loves their caterpillar plushie the caterpillar plushie can’t show it, but it loves the kobold back
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 02/10/2026
he said there's rats in his lane biting him
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Superdude(Daily Mesmer Content) @therealsuperdude2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#mesmalie Daily Mesmer content post. Transmer redraw
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Arcana Majora @girlzgok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
> fuck burger I don't know "fuck" > have sex with burger You don't see any "sex with burger" here > put penis in burger You don't have any "penis" > make love to burger You don't know how to make that
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
space dance
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Melody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lady thinking while on computer: "the creeper fursuiter is boof WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!! this is the worst day ever." meanwhile, her baby is about to drink from a bottle labeled: "kerosene," with the baby thinking: "water"
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she’s all that and a bag of yips
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Jasmin Bliss @strawbeekiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We got Alt-right Game Grumps before we got Ace Attorney 7 😞
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pingpong and racecar loving alien dancers who are known for beating each other up
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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otterola @otterola.net · 01/10/2026
going through my posts and deleting old/embarrassing/reactionary pnes but this one stays. this ones good
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tweet from Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff):

[job interview]
"Under skill it says nicknames?"
"You know it Sex Dragon."
"Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"
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