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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Paolo
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
richard the helpful balloon helps a darling little boy
richard the helpful balloon helps a darling little boy

little boy: oh
richard: what's wrong little boy?
little boy: five left

he shows richard an image on social media of 5 infant dogs

richard frowns
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you won't even know we're here
doctor: welcome to my office
patient: Who are those people
people: hi we're just grad students we're here to learn from the doctor. You won't even know we're here
patient: oh okthe patient is sitting and looks over and the grad students all have their hands over their facesthey keep getting closer as the patient is staring and then the doctor points at his head mirror and says "this is real"
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ok so this one is really fucking weird but basically it's a guy showing off a cube and two other guys looking at it and one of them says "HE INVENTED 3D"
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
catching up
A: hey man how have you B: FUCK that reminds me i forgot to feed my dog that generates a million dollars a day but if i don't feed him the plane from 9/11 comes back to like and starts flying into more towers so the eiffel tower or the leaning tower of pisa to name a few
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it is a old saying
husband perturbedly straightens his tie

wife: you think i'm stupid? you think i haven't noticed you making eyes at Phoebe "Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" McLain?little alien with big fat antennae that go out diagonally in either direction
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
attraction
blue bipedal thing with black eyelids and freckles

guy going "oh fuck shes so fucking hot
ohhh

ohhh"
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every day i check
every day i check

guy opens up a box and writes "no withered fregley" in his journal once again
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
make a wish
guy in blue shirt: Hey little kid I'm from the Make A Wish Canada
little kid: I wish to die

blue shirt guy's high spirits dissipate and he walks out for a second. an evil ass wizard comes in and casts an evil spell on the small child and it makes the loudest sound in the world
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
H
person in the car: you got any H?
person outside the car: yeah one sec

he runs away into a nearby building and emerges with one of those little bottles of honey that is shaped like a bear
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
guy with a big suit and chin stands on a podium while a smart guy and an utterly awestruck guy look on

smart guy: this guy raises some good points. let's vote for him

the next panel it's just the podium with no guy in a suit and no guys looking on

huh?
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the office 2️⃣ employee: sir somebody broke the internet by typing a trillion e's into youtube
employee: they were just like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [shitton of e's rotated and overlapping with each other] and now all the servers are fucked beyond all hope of repair

boss who is so devastated that his lines are all smeared: send in that man who saw off people's head
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
goth: nice webcomic but, you should have one gay couple where they are the same size to avoid the stereotype where gay couple has to be one big one small e.g. wario and waluigi.

size difference kink guy: (crying bright cyan tears)

goth: that colour... are those MAGICKAL TEARS...?

size difference kink guy turns his tears into a cat and dog
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
artist: NO it's bot calarts style. not everything is calarts style you OAF.
otherguy: ummm sorry i said "carlos style"
artist: OH    um...

they look at their canvas and it is carlos from majic school bus. it spreads
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A: my knees hurt from sucking dick
B (in the distance): WHAT WERE YOU SUCKING DICK OR SOMETHING

A looks back at B and B shuts their big Fat mouth
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
game show host: HEY CUNTS! ITS TIME TO Poke The Grump

the grump (a sort of a red rodent)

onlooker: NO! DON'T Poke The Grump YOU'LL KILL US ALL

someone pokes the grump. the poke count goes up to 1. the onlooker's face contorts into realistic anguish
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
guy wearing a groucho marx disguise: Haha? um... Snerf... hello? I'd like to um go to the store
righteous guy (in big lowercase text): stop living a stupid lie

he takes off the guy's disguise  and it was his face and the guy's face has been degloved gruesomely
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
two people are in bed. one of them is dreaming about spongebob's cock and the other one wakes up to see their dream bubble and responds by suffocating their partner with a pillow
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tough guy says "LET'S RUMBLE" and starts vibrating with slowly incrementing intensity
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
two friends enter an establishment 
A: i have to go to the bathroom 
B: this place will have one

they go in and its a normal fast food restaurant but the floor is covered in poops and B turns to A with a profound cruelty in their eyes and says "there's no bathroom you have to poop or pee on the floor"
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
normal dude: I think it's fine if humour is offensive because comedy is supposed to be like challenging and stu

woke guy comes in and stabs him in the chest until he's fully dead  and he dies scared
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wa ha ha @heyniceworkasshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
two guys talking
A: bro did you see the new multiversus info?
B: yeah bro it's going to be so awesome to play as all my favourite DC and cartoon network characters

guy with caved in head shows up
C: hey guys my head caved in

they stare at him the vibe is ruined
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