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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐘.

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I can't hear you Puppet Boy! Now dance! Dance! DANCE~!
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What's the point of love if it's just gonna disappear? And how is it worse to not love anybody? There has to be meaning to existence, otherwise the universe is just made of *pain*, and I don't like the thought of that, so tell me the answer.
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Mom? Why aren't you mad at me?
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LET'S BLUR THESE LINES.
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STICKERS ON MY ARTILLERY WHY WON'T YOU GO AND KILL ME? HURRY UP AND GET RID OF ME BEFORE I SAY I'M SORRY.
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Ughh... It's not enough for this many bodies... I hate myself...
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New experiences are key to becoming an even mightier king. And it appears the outside world has many things I can learn from.
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Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost, sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
IM FUCKING BACK BITCHES
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
no... gh... it's a full moon... i'm... i'm turning... STRAIGHT!!
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——– ᴇɪɢʜᴛ @agent-of-order.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
⠀⠀ ❘❙ ⠀ ⠀ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ 8⠀ ╱⠀⠀ᴇɪɢʜᴛ⠀ 𓈒 ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴡᴇᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅʀs ʜᴀʀᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ⠀⠀
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
im not responsible for the actions of twitter era emperor dont associate mew ith that guy
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
// STOPPPPP NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT
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` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎 @thenatacoustic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
where did you get that picture of me
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
ITS FUCKING R A W .
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` — 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍 @goldendynamo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
nat the beast who needs fattening.
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` — 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍 @goldendynamo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
nat the furbaby named snowball
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
// i meant his cat but also like. looks at the kids he's mentored close enough
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
// happy father's day to emperor kinda
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
there are tears in my eyes . why ?oh 、i don't know 、i don't even understand myself .
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// ... did disguised rider and emp have a full team i forgor-
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// oh yeah i found this thing earlier
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` — 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍 @goldendynamo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
nat yaoiful this is yaoiLESS
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// good yaoiful morning to you too nat!
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// emperor being called ''memory jar'' is really funny and vaguely mystical
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// me and a friend were playing block tales and because i didnt make theo OR moss on time and i didnt wanna use Mori or Noah i just decided to go with my version of Henry Stickmin say hi to him his name is Thief
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// u guys fuck with henry stickmin fanart
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
// i think splatverse went back to twitter
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// YEAH EXACTLY LIKE WTF COULD BE HAPPENING IN COROIKA OF ALL THINGS
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// I DONT KNOW. IM GENUINELY OBSESSED WITH THIS. WE HAVE SEEN CHARACTERS HAVE VAGUELY HEARTFELT CONVERSATIONS BEFORE BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT?
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// this is the only thing im gonna post from the account me thinks BUT IM SO FASCINATED BY IT. WHY ARE GOGGLES AND MARU TALKING.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// oh new coroika images
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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'm sitting in the bathroom 、I'm crying citrus tears. Everything I usеd to love 、decayed ovеr the years.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It's three AM and he is outside eating ice cream.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
/ ? can they be mature
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𝐀 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 —ᡣ𐭩 @cyberkiss.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'M TRYING TO HOLD IT TOGETHER! HEAD IS LIGHTER THAN A FEATHER, LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GETTING BETTER (NOT GETTING BETTER)
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// i actually havent gotten around to playing a lot erm once i eat and shower probably
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[NC] THANK YOU
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// ? now im curious but i wont make you tell me what
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// this reminds me of how on twt irl accounts just interact with the parodies and its really funny
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
/ /???? THATS KINDA REAL
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🔧 @luvxpeace.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
That reminds me someone on tumblr called Joy a twink and i got so pissed off i deleted the comment and ranted about it for like 2 minutes
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[NC] no i am a twink hes denying my power
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[NC] ? idiot
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
[NC] '' EeeYIKES!! How am I supposed to Enperry these Splat Dualies if the Kits are Splatoon 3 Drizzle Season 2023 ?! '' 200p Splashdown:
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// still kind of obsessed wit hthe ''3 am conversation'' series is hould do more of them
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[NC] i am the powerful twink.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR. IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN INK. HE IS FINE.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @thekingofturf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[NC] fym incorrect buzzer noise rewing that shit
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