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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES

@thekatchronicles.bsky.social
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 19m
i could be a woman, i could be a man. look into the mirror, tell me what i am.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 49m
my body is a MACHINE that turns !
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 1h
THOSE IDIOTS!! THEY CAN'T EVEN SWEEP THE STREETS WITHOUT GETTING INTO TROUBLE, THEY'RE LUCKY I EXPELLED THEM OTHERWISE I'D K I L L T H E M .
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 1h
i thank the gods for the invention of the guitar because of you.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 2h
so– FUCK!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 2h
make a move before they can make an act on you!!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 3h
another toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 3h
*skates in on heeleys* "sup heteros" *does a backflip*
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 4h
italian guy being condemned to hell be like: "ayyy i cooka da pastaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 4h
i want- i want to be a machine-!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 5h
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 5h
another toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 6h
won't catch me dead or alive.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 6h
did you ever really think that i'd be gone? someone you call... YOUR ENEMY?!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 7h
if i'm going to my grave then you gotta make me!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 7h
DESPISE ME, DETEST ME, HATE ME! DEATH ARRIVES ALL THE SAME.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 8h
my body is a MACHINE that turns !
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 8h
good morning to all! i'm feeling like prometheus right about now
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 9h
this mf would link with a TREE if it had motion
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 9h
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 10h
i thank the gods for the invention of the guitar because of you.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 10h
Be strong. Always be strong.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 11h
how unfortunate! bald o' clock! the secret 26th hour of the day!!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 11h
if every second has a fiddle, does every razor have a wrist it fits so well?
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 12h
no... gh... it's a full moon... i'm... i'm turning... STRAIGHT!!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 12h
there's something- something- something- something wrong with meee... oh nooo...
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 13h
"Ahh- Ah- I haven't laughed like this since Thanatos first killed himself! You- you really are a /hilarious/ child!"
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 13h
this too shall pass, but like holy fuck—
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 14h
on your mark ready, get set, pull the trigger and GO!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 14h
my mother is very proud
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 15h
...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 15h
...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 16h
wagga bagga boo baba
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 16h
it hurt. knowing that they hurt him. / it hurt knowing that they were still capable of hurting people in that way.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 17h
it hurt. knowing that they hurt him. / it hurt knowing that they were still capable of hurting people in that way.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 17h
another toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 18h
...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice.
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 18h
make a move before they can make an act on you!!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 19h
..it's PROBABLY with that damn THING !
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 19h
babe would you still love me if i was a worm
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 20h
well i mean he's called american psycho, not clothed psycho...
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 20h
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE BOY NOOOOOOO!!! MY CLOUT! MY REPUTATION AS A RAGING LESBIAN!!!!!
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 21h
wagga bagga boo baba
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 21h
if this world is incapable of getting rid of me, what makes you think you'll fare any better?
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 22h
MAMA THERE A GIRL BEHIND YOU
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23h
if every second has a fiddle, does every razor have a wrist it fits so well?
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23h
"that's a nice argument senator. how about you back it up with a source?" / "my source is that i made it the fuck up"
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23h
well i mean he's called american psycho, not clothed psycho...
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my body is a MACHINE that turns !
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♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"that's a nice argument senator. how about you back it up with a source?" / "my source is that i made it the fuck up"
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