♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 19mi could be a woman, i could be a man. look into the mirror, tell me what i am. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 1hTHOSE IDIOTS!! THEY CAN'T EVEN SWEEP THE STREETS WITHOUT GETTING INTO TROUBLE, THEY'RE LUCKY I EXPELLED THEM OTHERWISE I'D K I L L T H E M . 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 1hi thank the gods for the invention of the guitar because of you. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 2hmake a move before they can make an act on you!! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 3hanother toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 3h*skates in on heeleys* "sup heteros" *does a backflip* 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 4hitalian guy being condemned to hell be like: "ayyy i cooka da pastaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 5hI LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 5hanother toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 6hdid you ever really think that i'd be gone? someone you call... YOUR ENEMY?! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 7hif i'm going to my grave then you gotta make me! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 7hDESPISE ME, DETEST ME, HATE ME! DEATH ARRIVES ALL THE SAME. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 8hgood morning to all! i'm feeling like prometheus right about now 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 9hthis mf would link with a TREE if it had motion 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 9hI LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE GAY PEOPLE I LOVE 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 10hi thank the gods for the invention of the guitar because of you. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 11hhow unfortunate! bald o' clock! the secret 26th hour of the day!! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 11hif every second has a fiddle, does every razor have a wrist it fits so well? 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 12hno... gh... it's a full moon... i'm... i'm turning... STRAIGHT!! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 12hthere's something- something- something- something wrong with meee... oh nooo... 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 13h"Ahh- Ah- I haven't laughed like this since Thanatos first killed himself! You- you really are a /hilarious/ child!" 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 13hthis too shall pass, but like holy fuck— 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 14hon your mark ready, get set, pull the trigger and GO! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 15h...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 15h...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 16hit hurt. knowing that they hurt him. / it hurt knowing that they were still capable of hurting people in that way. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 17hit hurt. knowing that they hurt him. / it hurt knowing that they were still capable of hurting people in that way. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 17hanother toxic yaouri idea has hit the brain chemicals. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 18h...and someday. maybe someday. he'd get to live again. / but for now, this little slice of heaven in hell would suffice. 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 18hmake a move before they can make an act on you!! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 19hbabe would you still love me if i was a worm 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 20hwell i mean he's called american psycho, not clothed psycho... 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 20hI FELL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE BOY NOOOOOOO!!! MY CLOUT! MY REPUTATION AS A RAGING LESBIAN!!!!! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 21hif this world is incapable of getting rid of me, what makes you think you'll fare any better? 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23hif every second has a fiddle, does every razor have a wrist it fits so well? 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23h"that's a nice argument senator. how about you back it up with a source?" / "my source is that i made it the fuck up" 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 23hwell i mean he's called american psycho, not clothed psycho... 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my body is a MACHINE that turns ! 000
♥ ~ THE KAT CHRONICLES @thekatchronicles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"that's a nice argument senator. how about you back it up with a source?" / "my source is that i made it the fuck up" 000