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TheKert

@thekert.bsky.social
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Pissed off Canadian. I don't know what else to write here.

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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hell yeah
static.klipy.com
Cheers to Beer Time
Alt: Cheers to Beer Time
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pitbull if Pitbull actually looked like a pitbull, and had the talent of a pitbull
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Take care of your own fucking problems don't drag us into it
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was very lucky today, I work outside but my work had a partial closure to accommodate us only working 40 mins each hour with 20 mins break inside, and then we closed 4 hours early. Companies can and should give you protections like this. If they don't, demand them.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It was 209 in the purple where I am today, the air looked like piss and I had a sore throat before I even went outside this morning. Take this shit seriously and stay home if you can, for you and for workers who have to be out in this shit to help you.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ok but i've seen him post with his pet cockroaches numerous times
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I never really disliked him but I was neutral and after reading this I have reconsidered and will be signing the form
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
never poke the streamer when he has a full meter
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let's fucking go
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What the fuck is this abomination
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every person that willingly meets with Trump for a photo op should just suck off a gun until it blows a load down their throat instead.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hope they get the salad parasite, bring it with them to the White House, and all shit themselves during the photo op. Fuckin pathetic losers.
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/07/2026
Death (Trump) knocking on doors meme with blood out of the open doors for “Knicks in 4” and “USMNT”. He’s knocking on the door that says England
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Those chambers would be dead empty" THAT'S NOT A BAD THING
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I've been quite disturbed by how many people I've seen with these pervert glasses at Blue Mountain and I think I'm going to have to make a point to not tell these glasses wearers to move their head at the end of the zip line and just let them smash their faces against the zip trolley
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Just fuckin secede already
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Much like many things, criticizing someone for things they can't control is bad, but when you custom build your own freak show mask you're fair game.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
No reason to assume they're protecting Trump, they could just as easily be in the child rape files themselves in many cases.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Shocker that once there's a competitor with a better product for a better price they start to struggle
media.tenor.com
a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I confronted them,,, and then they confronted me, with a truck full of money.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Almost certainly. He got the Covid shot basically as soon as it was available.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You dig deep into it and it's always "trans people have all these rights that I don't even have as a straight cis person" and... no the fuck they don't and I can't comprehend how they even get to these conclusions. You can't appease people who want solutions to imaginary problems.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Let's not pretend the FBI would have done anything different under any administration in the past 20 years. This is a common story with many mass shooters, cops routinely fail to take potential threats seriously because it's hard work and they're shit at their jobs.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Nah, sent billions there to do a lot more than this, just gotta ramp the violence up a bit at a time to normalize it
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The brain rot is becoming sentient
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
potato potato
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Why they on the Death Star?
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Big true
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Better way to get your necro fetish on than with an actual corpse I guess
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Multiple outlets had reporters there filming it live, it's not AI. He definitely had some sort of health scare in the past week but unfortunately it seems he was able to largely recover from it. A week of rest without any public appearances probably helped him have a bit more energy than usual too.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Believing that this is caused by an attempt to look bipartisan and not direct orders to promote fascism is giving them far too much credit.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Technically he can't impregnate any woman, he needs a doctor to do it for him.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
When's the hip replacement scheduled for?
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Everyone around him that knew him personally shunned him for his behavior but yes it's the media coverage that ruined him, got it.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Well there was also that time he faked getting shot
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Here's a link to the original story from Miami Herald that doesn't require you to download some bullshit aggregator app. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
miamiherald.com
As many as 100 Epstein victims will attend Washington rally Wednesday
The rally comes as lawmakers Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) and Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) want a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives to force Attorney General Pam Bondi to release Epstein files.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Born in 1946 is irresponsibly young, they weren't even alive to witness the last world war.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Schumer is a Republican operative
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon hand is reaching out to another hand on the beach .
ALT: a cartoon hand is reaching out to another hand on the beach .
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This dude's head is still shaped like the locker he spent all of high school shoved inside.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Illinoisan's should go out and roadblock every road out of that base. Go dump your old appliances, furniture, etc and make it hell for them to operate.
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
There's no strategy it's just being honest that they won't support people who actively oppress others because it's fucking wrong. Why is that hard to understand for you assholes?
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Spoiler: They aren't
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If the White House was trying to distract from this story they wouldn't have announced the bombing themselves. Rubio is the one who notified the press.
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Tyrant of Discord: my slack friends all have jobs oppressing my discord friends
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Hopefully he has suffered major losses in the life expectancy category as well
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It was actually a tequila worm in there
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Founding members of the LDS were part of one of the largest domestic terrorist incidents in American history so that checks out en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountai...
en.m.wikipedia.org
Mountain Meadows Massacre - Wikipedia
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Wonder if there will be a notable baby boom 9 months after he dies.
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