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Johnny K

@thekernodlegroup.bsky.social
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A reliable source of clean burning lamp oil. On the run from whalers. Rinzai Zen Buddhist AnCom. MDiv. Birds are Dinosaurs. Collie protector. Piedmont Triad boy til the end, for better or worse. He/Him/Comrade

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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 8h
tfw you meet an exvangelical whose deconstruction did not include properly addressing some of the more generic bad habits of the evangelical (it's way too many of them in my experience)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19h
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chuck Deadwood
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I believe in the 'Grand Pumpkin', almighty gourd, who was crustified over Pontius pie plate and ascended into oven. He will come again to judge the filling and the bread..."
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you’re still masking… thank you! It might feel lonely but you’re not alone. Many of us are still wearing masks and still trying to break chains of transmission. As the world falls apart…protecting your health and the health of those around you is paramount. It’s resistance and community care.
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What it’s like to be masking in 2026
In which I answer the burning question everyone is asking – “why are you still masking in 2026”?
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Kavi Kat 🌬️ @katinthestars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Free masks 😷
maskbloc.org
Worldwide Mask Bloc Directory – Find your local Mask Bloc
MaskBloc.org lists active Mask Blocs around the world. Free high-quality masks, COVID-19 tests and other equipment for your community. Mutual Aid & We Keep Us Safe.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagining a world where Ian Paisley lived long enough to become a regular on the Joe Rogan show.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait, I'm not supposed to eat the tea bag after I've had my cup?
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you're never too old to make 1:30 am pasta if the moment requires it
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stuffing down some terrapin like i'm winfield scott in retirement at delmonico's
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
loaded twice baked potato (even better if you have a steak with it and the juices get down under that crispy skin)
twice baked potato with chives and possibly bacon bits, stylishly presented from a birds eye view, you can see the blending of the cheese and sour cream inside the whipped potato sitting fluffily inside the carved out potato skin
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vipassana and Dhyana are different things, but you wouldn't know it if all you listened to were the McMindfulness "gurus".
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sequence of treasure maps where each map leads to the next map and it just goes on like that forever until you finally just die.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't care for Simon Schama as an historian and as a television presenter.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was whistling the Chinese national anthem (because sometimes when I'm doing yardwork I whistle different national anthems) and it genuinely bothered someone walking down the street.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, Saint John of the Cross was a pretty good Buddhist excepting the God and Jesus bits.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moving to Avignon and declaring myself Pope.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna run a theatre boat in a swamp so bad.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Louvin Brothers
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals." --Warren Zevon
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"One day no one will be alive who remembers you" is a statement that fills me with tremendous relief.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, your honor, YOUR MOM is a preliminary hearing.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just hand addressed 77 invitations. In other news, my writing hand has made known its intention to go out on strike.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yes, anding theology students always produces incredible results
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home Movies is the best thing to fall asleep both generally and when coming down off of decently strong hallucinogens.
Coach McGuirk, likely saying something unhinged, to Brendon Small. Both have their forearms resting on soccer balls and are sitting on a bench in front of outdoor bleachers. From the animated show "Home Movies".
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bring back ski ballet
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn right!
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think John Hagelin should run again in 2028.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Faking my death, changing my identity, and starting an exciting new life in Moncton.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 79 going on 80 year old Mom asked me to explain the Lauren Boebert scandal and I think I used my theatre degree more in the following ten minutes than I've ever used it, even when working professionally in theatre.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U populu corsu campa di stond’amare D’i nostr’antenati a lingua si more L’usu nustrale di campà Senza rivolte smariscerà  Baita nere herrian Bainan euskara beti bizi da Eskualdunak izan nahi dugu Presoak etxean
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey wow calling the casting of a non-binary person 'controversial' is disgusting work.
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Droniela - Mentally the Third @girlrobot.io · 21/09/2026
When people say the LLMs don't think they don't mean that their thought is primitive, that their thought is not good enough, that their thought is not as good as a human's: They mean it's a completely different thing that has no awareness, self or otherwise. It's a word generator with context input.
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Candice Bernd @candicequestions.com · 21/09/2026
NOW: Just arrived at the intersection of Research Blvd and Anderson Lane—near where ICE shot & wounded 29-yr-old Wilber Rafael Garces Perez earlier today. Between 300-500 people still holding intersection here. ICE is reportedly not letting Garces Perez’s family access him at the hospital.
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MercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Three minute videos means I can repost this:
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 17/09/2026
Screw it, I'm starting a Bracer Guild aftermath.site/trails-in-the-...
Trails in the Sky
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently, at least for me specifically, 43 is the age when you start getting bad at right turns.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm just saying it's never a bad time to recite the Shorter Prajñāpāramitā Hṛdaya Sūtra. Like in the middle of testifying in court, or during someone else's wedding.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
U populu corsu campa di stond’amare D’i nostr’antenati a lingua si more L’usu nustrale di campà Senza rivolte smariscerà  Baita nere herrian Bainan euskara beti bizi da Eskualdunak izan nahi dugu Presoak etxean nahi ditugu Simu fratelli - Anaiak gara Circhemu a strada - Askatasunera
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The term working class is actually quite useful, if you define it broadly as "folks who really need a union"
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm offering Buddhist chaplaincy and interfaith services at my local Quaker college and in a season where I've mostly felt more inclined toward the winding down of life, it has been a unexpected and wonderful surprise to find myself consistently energized by young folks who want to create and build.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I prefer folk music that is mad to the point of spitting at you.
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
love a zen teacher who just shows up out of nowhere and is all "why aren't you teaching Dogen?? are you trying to coddle people?????"
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
10:50 isn't too late to make lobster bisque, right?
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
A promotional image for The Adventures of Baron Munchausen featuring actors John Neville, Uma Thurman, and Eric Idle
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Barefoot Landing did not exist, South Carolinians would have to invent it.
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