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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈

@thekeithiest.bsky.social
1.1K followers 443 following 3.4K posts

Gen X. Social Outcast. Bi AF. Fueled by caffeine and pettiness. Bard and player of musical things. OG #KHive

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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
More like GraySky. Fucking bunch of doom posters. Stay mad. I’m moving on.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Basically twins. #spreadlove
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Non-political check in. Hope you’re all doing as well as you can and remembering to take good care of you. You matter, even when you don’t feel like you do.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Wordle 1,487 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩👍🏻
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
How Chads are made
Screenshot of a tweet by Alenora (@spunkyturnip) with a humorous comment that reads: 'Imagine if your mom was a Mermaid and your dad was a Minotaur and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.' Background features a pattern of pink scales.
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Shannon, Mistress of Shenanigans @shay3322.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’ve decided to take a personal day due to lack of any fucks given. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Strands #498 “Won't you be my neighbor?” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Lewdle 🍆💦 1273 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lewdlegame.com By SuperHappyFunTimes
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Lewdle - The bad word game
The lewd, crude and especially rude word guessing game.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #764 🟩🟦🟨🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Wordle 1,486 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sister love. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Riley did really good at the new community dog wash place. And now, for your approval, it’s: PIBBLE IN A BATHROBE!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This is why I block those folks without hesitation. They’re energy vampires.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
But but but what would people do on social media if not debate idiots for clicks and attention? I miss boring posts. Everyone is always pissed off now. Y’all are gonna die young of hatred and ulcers.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sunday morning motivation.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Strands #497 “Completely fabricated” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #763 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Wordle 1,485 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Citations needed on those Left accomplishments. Y’all can’t hoist your participation trophy and call it a win.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Strands #496 “In the ballpark” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #762 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Wordle 1,484 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩😵‍💫
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
We did almost 2 miles this morning, had multiple poos, countless pees, chased a bird and a squirrel, and now it’s doggo TV time. GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY FRIDAY!
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Strands #495 “It could be verse” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #761 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟩🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨😵‍💫
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Wordle 1,483 4/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Strands #494 “Nap time!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #760 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Wordle 1,482 X/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩📯💀
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
*clears throat* MIGRANT WORKERS ARE NOT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. MANY ARE HERE ON WORK VISAS. Also, white Americans are too fucking lazy and spoiled to actually work most agriculture jobs.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Dune the Right Thing
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a group of people are standing on a sidewalk and one of them has a lakers jersey on
ALT: a group of people are standing on a sidewalk and one of them has a lakers jersey on
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #759 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Wordle 1,481 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
One of you were in my dream last night. It was surreal.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Strands #492 “So extra” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #758 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪🤘🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Wordle 1,480 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Good morning. Remember, it’s never too early for that first nap.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Strands #491 “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #757 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wordle 1,479 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩😎
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
God dammit. They came for the gooch juice.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
That felt amazing
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I’m wearing Sacos. Your argument is invalid.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Connections Puzzle #756 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪👍🏻
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Wordle 1,478 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🙄
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
When it doubt, make a quesadilla.
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Damn. RIP Dr. Doom. Julian McMahon, star of 'Nip/Tuck' and 'Fantastic Four' dies at 56
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The Keithiest 🎹🏳️‍🌈 @thekeithiest.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Breakfast and some tunes.
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