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Suburban Harridan

@florafaunaff.bsky.social
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Head of Antifa’s girlfriend’s cousin’s friend.

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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I met Marcus Samuelsson tonight, kids. He is the nicest, and Red Rooster in Harlem makes delicious food. If you are in NYC, don’t miss it!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Amy is sick of my antics.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Did more stuff to the cake. Also, the blanket is coming along.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Birthday cake made. Spooky trees.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Men’s hockey can suck Trump’s wet farts. I said what I said.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The number of Spanish language bots stanning for Trump on IG re the cartel violence…gives me pause.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Forgot about this photo. Stumbled across it again. Needed the laugh it provided. She looks like someone hit her on the head with a board. He looks like he’s trying to do kindergarten subtraction in his head. I guess kindergarten is about his speed… #bless
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you support ICE I hope the bad karma revisits you often, and for the rest of your life. Cruelty doesn’t deserve forgiveness, at least not from me.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m not crying YOU’RE crying. #USA
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🇺🇸!!! This is pretty cool. Good job, hockey dudes!!!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Watching hockey. Knitting. Let me know if that POS croaks.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The MAHA and "Wellness" industries and movements are mostly a bunch of liars. We need to arm people with the facts, and with the critical thinking skills required to recognize these scams and charlatans. Here's another great example: www.facebook.com/reel/1092159...
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790K views · 37K reactions | The only reason someone would spread this many falsehoods and spread this much propaganda is for their own personal gain. Even if the end goal aligns with a shared desire...
The only reason someone would spread this many falsehoods and spread this much propaganda is for their own personal gain. Even if the end goal aligns with a shared desire for positive change, using.....
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I maintain that Trump engaged in (semi-passive) biological warfare.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Women’s hockey did the thing! 🥇 Good job!!!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Someone let this man go to a fashion show with his hands looking like he’s been living in the absolute wild, for months? (Sharp exhale)
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Let’s all cheer-on our women’s ice hockey team! Beat Canada!
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Devin𓅃 @devin-eleven.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is how MAGA and people with personality problems operate. They will rarely admit when they were wrong, even when a loved one is dying next them. They will however lie. For whatever reason, being wrong is their worst case scenario.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Justice is crucial for the well being of all of us who have been CSA’d/SA’d. Also, there are a LOT of us. Most of us never get justice and to see these monsters go free would fuel fury and despair.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I am missing IU football. :/
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Watching “V for Vendetta” for the first time, and it’s so good.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ice killed another innocent American.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My Chinese dog had a lunar new year bath last night. She smells like dove shampoo and baby powder.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#Hoosier #knitters: If you need beautiful wool, check out Marble Hill Farm, in Bloomington, IN. They ship, too!
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
basically if you break the social contract then it shouldn't protect you anymore
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I remember!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
No woman is 15.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Cruelty isn’t forgivable. Period.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How long until these mouth-breathers shoot down a commercial aircraft?!
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Someone on here said that Bad Bunny is like Puerto Rican Mr. Rogers, and I have been thinking about that a lot. ❤️
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?" Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anyone who has known white southern sorority girls like Bondi has seen them do this to get out of all manner of consequences. They get increasingly hysterical until the cop writes the a ticket for a busted tail light instead of the speeding ticket she had coming.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 11/02/2026
Rep. Massie to Pam Bondi: "Literally the worst thing you could do to the survivors, you did."
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bondi looks cornered. I hope she feels cornered.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bondi is flailing. Also, her Temple Terrace accent is really annoying. #tampa
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Brilliant
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That commercial was creepy as hell.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m already crying and I’m not even Boricua.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Me www.instagram.com/reel/DUeU5N9...
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Ziggi on Instagram: "Apparently there’s a football game at the concert, idk 😭 to all my Latino followers, friends and fam…ESPECIALLY my PR loves…I love you and hold in you in my heart as we witness a ...
33K likes, 339 comments - ziggityler on February 7, 2026: "Apparently there’s a football game at the concert, idk 😭 to all my Latino followers, friends and fam…ESPECIALLY my PR loves…I love you and ho...
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Na zdrowie, y’all.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m making buttered cabbage. Sometimes the simplest food tastes the best.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Anyone who follows me who has no mutuals, posts or replies is getting blocked. Sorry but I don’t let just any ole body have access to my intrusive thoughts.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Kid rock looks like that stained paper spit-cup your uncle keeps in the car for when he’s chewing tobacco.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Steve Bannon said they’re gonna put a fart-scented force field around every polling place in the US and our territories to keep the people he doesn’t like from voting. Also, there will be laser beams and land sharks. Probably evil sewer clowns and ghosts, too. Also maybe Bigfoot. Be scared! 😱
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chirasul @moth.gay · 05/02/2026
if your baguette got a little stale DONT DESPAIR!! run it real quick under the sprayer in your sink, just enough to make the outside wet but not soggy, then throw it in the oven at 350 for a little while. perfect soft bread again
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This moon activity has me wide awake.
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
AG Tish James has endorsed Gov Hochul if you inexplicably still needed convincing in that election.
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Good. Thank you. ☺️
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