The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026its subtle enough to take a while, but over the course of fighting me, it becomes appearant that my pokemon have movesets not at all designed for good pokemon vs pokemon fighting, but specifically for hurting me the trainer in sexy ways 0100
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think when retail stores are putting together their store playlist, they should make sure with all of the employees that none of them got a lap dance from a transphobic ex to any of the songs  182
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026five nights with freddy simply isnt enough! oh the things we would do with that sixth night 🤤 3175
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026she should have a surface that is a duplo flatboard for building on top of. perhaps her outer arm or thigh 040
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026robot girl with silicone neck with visible bite marks. holding them down while you fully take a bite out of it. like the nerf football 2196
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i have had crushes on women and not understood that thats what it was. like its so nice my friendships breach generational divides 🥰 wait why does my heart feel like that 080
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hey im sorry about the legend of zelda :( are you holding up alright? want me to come over? 090
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is real actually google “nightmare moon bad end” for more info 010
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026wile e coyote cums in the glory hole and its the best hes ever had. he melts from pleasure. but his face goes stony and pale when he hears the gargled “meep meep”... 04511
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026watched the leaked sex scene from Coyote Vs ACME and you would not know that coyote can take so many dicks just from looking at him. strange choice to depict the roadrunner with one and not a cloaca, but him scheming to bite it off was hilarious 0163
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when road runner and wile e coyote release their inhibitions, they would fuck with a sweaty earnestness that would have the gods weeping. like the animals they are. but the slapstick stuff would continue throughout. absurd contrivences would keep restricting the coyote from topping 0257
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026when this coyote vs ACME movie comes out i expect all of you to start shipping road runner and coyote toxic yaoi in earnest please 0238
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026some asexuals fuck for POWER (starlight glimmer) lol 0161
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026many more asexual people dont fuck at all (sunburst) and some are sex repulsed (i dont have a headcanon for this one) and when its not silly ponies its just not info anyone is entitled to. 1150
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026some asexual people fuck to make a kid (pinkie pie) some asexuals fuck because its like a fun game (rarity) and some asexual people just fuck sometimes (twilight sparkle) 1192
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)Fickle Feathers 🔞Pottytraining Flunkee @flimsyrivers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026OKAY WELCOME TO MY TOP SURGERY FUND RAISER! You will be Lucky's army trying to take down Fickle and his traveling party by taking him down a peg Just donate to the Throne link with what "attacks" noted in the later posts. Let's make this Paladin into something more fitting~ throne.com/flimsyrivers 4209110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026and its a real name too! this is an actual official g1 pony 020
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)tobyy <3 @lichenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my update,,, theyre selling like HOTCAKES!! ,,,,,hmm.. what. is a hotcake,,, #kinktober #kinktoby #commsopen 1105
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026just looking out for all the fuck holes of the world! 😋😋😋 010
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026 015930
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026pee inside them after sex so they dont get a uti 1228
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026dooooont repost this one it looks wierd!! skjdnkssbjsbd 110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026twilight cmon this is so embarrassing youre a princess gosh 060
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026haha i put spots on her dick haha does that even make sense idk 150
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026shiiiit im good. would yall enjoy if i drew more shit like this 140
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i was scrolling through your media tab because i misread your bio and thought you were posting hog and this is what i get for my efforts! 110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i should make more acekink stuff. and more aro/ace headcanons and stuff. i should be the change i want to see in the world. in regaurds to like less romance and sex centric fandom. what if i like a characters and i DONT think they fuck. will yall still love me? 🥺 lol 2163
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the allosexual horny buttons are so easy and fun to press. and i am jealous of the allo place in society and have trouble undoing the programmed normative way of thinking 0110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i lied to all of you im aroace i just think allo people are cute u_u i like to draw them making out, or think about teasing them 3150
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025having a fantasy about being the victim of violence is morally equivalent to having a fantasy about perpetrating that violence 2302
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026people with a desire to be taken advantage of by a big scary guy in some kind of negotiated kink scenario seem to act counter to their own interests when they encounter a big scary guy with a desire to take advantage of someone in some kind of negotiated kink scenario 070
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026it was a cartoon too. and she was in all the concept art :( i was so embarassed. this is my *accidentally going to school naked* dream 040
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i had a dream i was pitching a tv show to a room of serious artists and business types but i accidentally left in the self insert character i made to get fucked by the badguy 1103
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026rainbow dash’s body count is two and five halves 092
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i think everyone making an oc should be required to give them one weird kink or unpaletable hobby. and im not talking about feet and stamp collecting. this applies to blockbusters and AAA games too btw. explicit in the text. 08623
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i met all of my partners from my stupid my little pony comics and theyre all hot as fuck 1163
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026you can right now go to prettymuch any restaurant and ask them to hurt you really bad in public and they will do it! and i think thats beautiful. i mean this so genuinely because im a pervert 0110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026and EVERYONE lolcowing that person should owe them thousands each 0100
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026one time a coworker subjected me to a conversation about a person she thought was cancel worthy and her biggest thing was that this person regularly fucked a plushtoy. i think she should have to pay me money and apologize 2153
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)ilo Pipo a! @beepo.xyz · 22/05/2025Whenever I go for a walk in the city, I always end up getting chased by 20-30 robot dogs that people have just let roam around without a controller connected. What am I supposed to do? Just let them have their way with me? 072
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026www.tumblr.com/wcvconsensus/8252210… check this shit out, starshy nationtumblr.comReblog by @wcvconsensus · 1 image💬 0 🔁 20 ❤️ 70 · Inspired by @thejuicingmachine tbh 0187
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026replaced 🔞 in my name with (NSFW) because although it lacks the elegant simplicity of a single emoji, it more accurately reflects truth  1110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026its literally pregnancyslop. you only like your baby because it came out of your hole 070
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025is thare a micro stuffed in your pants, smooshed up against youf dick and suffocating on your smell, trying not to move so it doesnt get you harder and sacrifice precious space or are you just happy to see me? 0205