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The Juicing Machine (NSFW)

@thejuicingmachine.bsky.social
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a perverted woman with great opinions! and who will do nsfw comms. my main is bsky.app/profile/captainzigo.bsky.s…

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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its subtle enough to take a while, but over the course of fighting me, it becomes appearant that my pokemon have movesets not at all designed for good pokemon vs pokemon fighting, but specifically for hurting me the trainer in sexy ways
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mine’s thornykittenfactory
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
screenshot of discord messege from tummystar that says “what is your Lustclan name...
the month you were born
JAN - long


FEB - thorny
MAR - hard


APR - sweet
MAY - wet

JUN - slut

JUL - paw

AUG - tight

SEP - large


OCT - fertile
NOV - thick

DEC - dick

2nd part: the first letter of your name”continuation of discord message screenshot that says “A - thrust
B - wood
C - lick
D - cock
E- pussy
F - fuck
G- balls
H - shaft
I - hole
J- clit
K - whore
L - cum
M - sperm
N - pussy
O - stream
P- piss
Q - throat
R - splash
S- holes
T - evening
U - tongue
V - nipples
W - barbs
X - sheath
Y - pheromones
Z - kittenfactory”
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think when retail stores are putting together their store playlist, they should make sure with all of the employees that none of them got a lap dance from a transphobic ex to any of the songs 
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
digital art of a my little pony oc wearing a tshirt that says “one seater” and has an arrow pointing at her face. she is saying “i dont fuck!”
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
five nights with freddy simply isnt enough! oh the things we would do with that sixth night 🤤
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she should have a surface that is a duplo flatboard for building on top of. perhaps her outer arm or thigh
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
robot girl with silicone neck with visible bite marks. holding them down while you fully take a bite out of it. like the nerf football
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have had crushes on women and not understood that thats what it was. like its so nice my friendships breach generational divides 🥰 wait why does my heart feel like that
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the type of pee i piss
photograph of cupped hands edited to have a yellow glow and the ghostly image of a wolf’s face in them
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey im sorry about the legend of zelda :( are you holding up alright? want me to come over?
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is real actually google “nightmare moon bad end” for more info
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
wile e coyote cums in the glory hole and its the best hes ever had. he melts from pleasure. but his face goes stony and pale when he hears the gargled “meep meep”...
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
watched the leaked sex scene from Coyote Vs ACME and you would not know that coyote can take so many dicks just from looking at him. strange choice to depict the roadrunner with one and not a cloaca, but him scheming to bite it off was hilarious
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when road runner and wile e coyote release their inhibitions, they would fuck with a sweaty earnestness that would have the gods weeping. like the animals they are. but the slapstick stuff would continue throughout. absurd contrivences would keep restricting the coyote from topping
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when this coyote vs ACME movie comes out i expect all of you to start shipping road runner and coyote toxic yaoi in earnest please
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
some asexuals fuck for POWER (starlight glimmer) lol
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
many more asexual people dont fuck at all (sunburst) and some are sex repulsed (i dont have a headcanon for this one) and when its not silly ponies its just not info anyone is entitled to.
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
some asexual people fuck to make a kid (pinkie pie) some asexuals fuck because its like a fun game (rarity) and some asexual people just fuck sometimes (twilight sparkle)
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Fickle Feathers 🔞Pottytraining Flunkee @flimsyrivers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
OKAY WELCOME TO MY TOP SURGERY FUND RAISER! You will be Lucky's army trying to take down Fickle and his traveling party by taking him down a peg Just donate to the Throne link with what "attacks" noted in the later posts. Let's make this Paladin into something more fitting~ throne.com/flimsyrivers
Lucky Streak (the 'villain) of this fundrasier using their underlings funds (yours) to take down Sir Fickle! You'll be donating to the throne link with what attacks or items you're buying for Sir Fickle's downfall! This is not your mama's Fickle! He's fast, strong, and extremely gallant. Wonder if you're able to lower him down to a more fitting state...
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and its a real name too! this is an actual official g1 pony
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tobyy <3 @lichenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my update,,, theyre selling like HOTCAKES!! ,,,,,hmm.. what. is a hotcake,,, #kinktober #kinktoby #commsopen
it is an edited version of the image quoted
a list of 31 kink prompts  

"LICHENBUSH KINKTOBY PROMPTS!"
1. praise
2. musk
[yellow cat][crossed out] eggs
4. panties
5. tickling
6. paws
[yellow cat][crossed out] intox
[crossed out] watersports
9. plushies
[crossed out] weight gain
11. burp
12. micro/macro
13. very casual sex
14. chastity cage
15. armpits
16. crying 
[yellow cat][crossed out] tummy fucking
18. forcemasc
19. forcefem
[crossed out] claiming jewelry
21. leaking/precum
22. eating ass
23. statue
24. maids
25. heat cycle
26. somno
27. worship
28. feederism
29. casual nudity
[crossed out] figurine
31. teasing

$40 usd 1 chara/$55 usd 2 chara!
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
just looking out for all the fuck holes of the world! 😋😋😋
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
edited screenshot of a popular tweet that originally was from user @slugopolis and read “the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?” it has been edited to be from mlpfim’s rainbow dash, and the text was changed to “…what, get fucked by the dog?”
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pee inside them after sex so they dont get a uti
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dooooont repost this one it looks wierd!! skjdnkssbjsbd
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hehehe 🤭
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
twilight cmon this is so embarrassing youre a princess gosh
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
haha i put spots on her dick haha does that even make sense idk
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
shiiiit im good. would yall enjoy if i drew more shit like this
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😍 aldjs lg kaksjkdjdjdk
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i was scrolling through your media tab because i misread your bio and thought you were posting hog and this is what i get for my efforts!
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i should make more acekink stuff. and more aro/ace headcanons and stuff. i should be the change i want to see in the world. in regaurds to like less romance and sex centric fandom. what if i like a characters and i DONT think they fuck. will yall still love me? 🥺 lol
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the allosexual horny buttons are so easy and fun to press. and i am jealous of the allo place in society and have trouble undoing the programmed normative way of thinking
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i lied to all of you im aroace i just think allo people are cute u_u i like to draw them making out, or think about teasing them
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
having a fantasy about being the victim of violence is morally equivalent to having a fantasy about perpetrating that violence
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
people with a desire to be taken advantage of by a big scary guy in some kind of negotiated kink scenario seem to act counter to their own interests when they encounter a big scary guy with a desire to take advantage of someone in some kind of negotiated kink scenario
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it was a cartoon too. and she was in all the concept art :( i was so embarassed. this is my *accidentally going to school naked* dream
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i had a dream i was pitching a tv show to a room of serious artists and business types but i accidentally left in the self insert character i made to get fucked by the badguy
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
rainbow dash’s body count is two and five halves
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i think everyone making an oc should be required to give them one weird kink or unpaletable hobby. and im not talking about feet and stamp collecting. this applies to blockbusters and AAA games too btw. explicit in the text.
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i met all of my partners from my stupid my little pony comics and theyre all hot as fuck
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you can right now go to prettymuch any restaurant and ask them to hurt you really bad in public and they will do it! and i think thats beautiful. i mean this so genuinely because im a pervert
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and EVERYONE lolcowing that person should owe them thousands each
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
one time a coworker subjected me to a conversation about a person she thought was cancel worthy and her biggest thing was that this person regularly fucked a plushtoy. i think she should have to pay me money and apologize
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ilo Pipo a! @beepo.xyz · 22/05/2025
Whenever I go for a walk in the city, I always end up getting chased by 20-30 robot dogs that people have just let roam around without a controller connected. What am I supposed to do? Just let them have their way with me?
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
www.tumblr.com/wcvconsensus/8252210… check this shit out, starshy nation
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💬 0  🔁 20  ❤️ 70 · Inspired by @thejuicingmachine tbh
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
replaced 🔞 in my name with (NSFW) because although it lacks the elegant simplicity of a single emoji, it more accurately reflects truth 
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
its literally pregnancyslop. you only like your baby because it came out of your hole
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The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
is thare a micro stuffed in your pants, smooshed up against youf dick and suffocating on your smell, trying not to move so it doesnt get you harder and sacrifice precious space or are you just happy to see me?
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