The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think when retail stores are putting together their store playlist, they should make sure with all of the employees that none of them got a lap dance from a transphobic ex to any of the songs  182
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026five nights with freddy simply isnt enough! oh the things we would do with that sixth night 🤤 3175
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026robot girl with silicone neck with visible bite marks. holding them down while you fully take a bite out of it. like the nerf football 2196
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i have had crushes on women and not understood that thats what it was. like its so nice my friendships breach generational divides 🥰 wait why does my heart feel like that 080
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hey im sorry about the legend of zelda :( are you holding up alright? want me to come over? 090
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026wile e coyote cums in the glory hole and its the best hes ever had. he melts from pleasure. but his face goes stony and pale when he hears the gargled “meep meep”... 04511
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026watched the leaked sex scene from Coyote Vs ACME and you would not know that coyote can take so many dicks just from looking at him. strange choice to depict the roadrunner with one and not a cloaca, but him scheming to bite it off was hilarious 0163
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when road runner and wile e coyote release their inhibitions, they would fuck with a sweaty earnestness that would have the gods weeping. like the animals they are. but the slapstick stuff would continue throughout. absurd contrivences would keep restricting the coyote from topping 0257
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026when this coyote vs ACME movie comes out i expect all of you to start shipping road runner and coyote toxic yaoi in earnest please 0238
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026some asexual people fuck to make a kid (pinkie pie) some asexuals fuck because its like a fun game (rarity) and some asexual people just fuck sometimes (twilight sparkle) 1192
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)Fickle Feathers 🔞Pottytraining Flunkee @flimsyrivers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026OKAY WELCOME TO MY TOP SURGERY FUND RAISER! You will be Lucky's army trying to take down Fickle and his traveling party by taking him down a peg Just donate to the Throne link with what "attacks" noted in the later posts. Let's make this Paladin into something more fitting~ throne.com/flimsyrivers 4207110
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)tobyy <3 @lichenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my update,,, theyre selling like HOTCAKES!! ,,,,,hmm.. what. is a hotcake,,, #kinktober #kinktoby #commsopen 1105
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026 016030
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026pee inside them after sex so they dont get a uti 1228
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i should make more acekink stuff. and more aro/ace headcanons and stuff. i should be the change i want to see in the world. in regaurds to like less romance and sex centric fandom. what if i like a characters and i DONT think they fuck. will yall still love me? 🥺 lol 2163
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i lied to all of you im aroace i just think allo people are cute u_u i like to draw them making out, or think about teasing them 3140
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025having a fantasy about being the victim of violence is morally equivalent to having a fantasy about perpetrating that violence 2302
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026people with a desire to be taken advantage of by a big scary guy in some kind of negotiated kink scenario seem to act counter to their own interests when they encounter a big scary guy with a desire to take advantage of someone in some kind of negotiated kink scenario 070
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i had a dream i was pitching a tv show to a room of serious artists and business types but i accidentally left in the self insert character i made to get fucked by the badguy 1103
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026rainbow dash’s body count is two and five halves 092
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i think everyone making an oc should be required to give them one weird kink or unpaletable hobby. and im not talking about feet and stamp collecting. this applies to blockbusters and AAA games too btw. explicit in the text. 08623
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i met all of my partners from my stupid my little pony comics and theyre all hot as fuck 1163
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026you can right now go to prettymuch any restaurant and ask them to hurt you really bad in public and they will do it! and i think thats beautiful. i mean this so genuinely because im a pervert 0110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026one time a coworker subjected me to a conversation about a person she thought was cancel worthy and her biggest thing was that this person regularly fucked a plushtoy. i think she should have to pay me money and apologize 2153
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)ilo Pipo a! @beepo.xyz · 22/05/2025Whenever I go for a walk in the city, I always end up getting chased by 20-30 robot dogs that people have just let roam around without a controller connected. What am I supposed to do? Just let them have their way with me? 072
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026www.tumblr.com/wcvconsensus/8252210… check this shit out, starshy nationtumblr.comReblog by @wcvconsensus · 1 image💬 0 🔁 20 ❤️ 70 · Inspired by @thejuicingmachine tbh 0187
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026replaced 🔞 in my name with (NSFW) because although it lacks the elegant simplicity of a single emoji, it more accurately reflects truth  1110
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025is thare a micro stuffed in your pants, smooshed up against youf dick and suffocating on your smell, trying not to move so it doesnt get you harder and sacrifice precious space or are you just happy to see me? 0205
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026its literally cumslop. youre only pregnat because of the sex 1224
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026if youve got a micro girlfriebd the size of your penis congradulations but now you have a lot of work to do. if you arent responsible enough for a fish you should not be allowed near a tiny woman. and i dont want to hear a single mention of your 3d printer. 1215
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026rainbow dash would be such a great girlfriend and not even allow fluttershy to notice her slight dissapointment that she got bottom surgery. she would transition seamlessly to eating box crazy style. chaser i hardly know her 1250
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i should get good enough to draw this 093
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026comic i might make when i build the skill and confidence: fluttershy modeling a clingy dress, leggings, and a swimsuit all embarrassed as hell like rarity are you sure you dont want me to tuck? and rarity taking yet another measurement of her waist is like yep!! im sure 😋 0150
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026imagine someone covering her exposed tummy with her hands like “kyaaa! it is not flat shut up!!” like an anime woman embaressed about her a cups 0111
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i need someone to play with my belly like its boobs 2143
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026my least favorite character in anything is the suave haha women love me but ooo i dont even care guy LIKE NICE DICK OR WHATEVER MAN CAN WE GET BACK TO THE ANYTHING ELSE THAT WAS GOING ON PLEASE 052
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i have huge multiple day episodes of sex repulsion where i get like nauseous and scared irrationally when it comes up. and thats not anyone’s problem except for fucking my own. eat a puritan alive today, folks 1110
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026autistic girl with bad teeth who does not like sex or romance starts rizzing you at the bar with star trek lore and not even very deep lore at that. wdyd? 3122
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026is that a micro stuffed in your pants or is your dick really wiggly 093
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i have pictures saved to my phone that are medical illustrations of genitals and maps of pleasure centers and so on. from when i was a teenager. i would look them over like flashcards before any enounter i thought might turn sexual 191
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026cis people will call a character "mommy" like its their given name. in a sex way. talking about "i want milk" and shit. and its all well and good apparently. theyre cis men. theyre cis lesbians. but two trans women want to call eachother "sis"? we have to kill them quickly 1445
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026belly dancing is way cooler if you have belly to dance with. its cool if you are flat and can fo that obviously, but i am here for the belly 082
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026she fill me with wood because i shulker box 0103
The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i am sad. look at my art again 040
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 12/01/2026fluttershy touched by the fae 417353
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 22/04/2026i dont think there are any nerves in there even 726973
Reposted by The Juicing Machine (NSFW)The Juicing Machine (NSFW) @thejuicingmachine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026mold fluttershy and a new willing host 611932