Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New Carly, Miley, AND Orville today? And I have an 8-hour road trip ahead of me? My bussy QUIVERS 020
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Glasses on. Hat turned backwards. La Croix popped. Lofi playlist playing through noise-cancelling earbuds. Ready to lock tf IN with work. 010
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone in front of me at the movies is eating chinese food? JAIL. 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The way I wretched when I realized I was listening to the censored version of vampire 🤮 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Gonna live like Dolly every day. Dress like a whore, sing songs, read, give all my money away, not take myself seriously, and be a cheeky lil c*nt 💖 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’ve been having tummy troubles the past few days, so going to taco tuesday tonight is naturally the best choice for me rn 100
Reposted by Jordan LucaSenator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 11/08/2026Lake Mead lowest ever. Siberia hits 90. Vienna 105. Northwest on fire. Ocean heat record. Nothing to see here folks.washingtonpost.comLake Mead, the nation’s biggest reservoir, hits lowest level on recordThe milestone is yet another sign of the escalating water crisis on the Colorado River, which scientists say is worsened by climate change. 43676843168
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Real hot girls and baddies will NOT be watching the Harry Potter remake 000
Reposted by Jordan LucaNot the Bore Worms @nottheboreworms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ok. Look. I don’t wanna start beef with the Welsh. But all I’m sayin is that Catherine Zeta Jones is a Latina and you can’t convince me otherwise 251
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Y’all ever sit down to jerk it, realize you’re not feeling it, get up to (insert task here), and then get hard while you’re doing the task? 🍆😅 010
Reposted by Jordan LucaNot the Bore Worms @nottheboreworms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026EL-SAYED WON! EVERYONE GET YALLS DICKS AND TIDDIES OUT! 051
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don’t think I’ll ever embrace the term ‘lavender husband’ 000
Reposted by Jordan Lucadylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sunblock should be free and a human right to access. like wym boomers fucked up the ozone and now *I* have to pay for my own skin protection?? 1382
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 24/07/2026New Avatar series beginning of October happy birthday to meeeeeee 030
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Ice cream for breakfast because first day of vacation! 🍦 ☀️ 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A daddy on my team just said the word “curvature” in our meeting and now I’m flummoxed 🥵 100
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“How can you boo Haaland? He’s America’s sweetheart!” 🇳🇴 010
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I think Michael Johnston has one of the funniest personal life entries on all of wiki 110
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Somehow managed to score some dick last night at the straightest bar we go to??? Proud of myself 030
Reposted by Jordan LucaBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans beloveds, take some time off the internet if you need to. Clarence Thomas is a piece of shit sexual harasser with literally no good opinions. You are better than him in every way that counts. 41186319
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Not #humpday but it’s #monochromemonday and cakes are for every day I say 🍰 #mcm #cakes #cheeks #jockstrap #mirrorselfie #blackandwhite #monochrome 0140
Reposted by Jordan Lucajen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 22/06/2026NEW CARLY RAE JEPSEN ANNOUNCED HAPPY PRIDE DWEEBS 0452
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Loved it so much I put a ring on it #husbandcock 💍😍 050
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Mexico vs Korea World Cup match, aka which team do I want to run a train on me more 🤔 120
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Uh oh. I’m about to go into a work meeting where I’m supposed to have Opinions on Things and expected to say real human words. Pray for me. 020
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It’s 5:30, sunny, my cats wanna hang on our patio but I’m stuck working for another hour, I cry HOMOPHOBIA in the workplace 010
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Straight suburban friends asking husband and I to wake up before 9am for brunch during pride month is a hate crime 000
Reposted by Jordan LucaThe Original Jonitron 18+XXX @tjonitron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026A little bit of Pride. With @thejordanluca.bsky.social #tbt #malenud 161
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 04/06/2026#thickthursday with a side of feet? 😈🍑🦶🏼 So excited to get to shoot again with @tjonitron.bsky.social next week! 📸 170
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Our maintenance guy is so hot, he’s here to clean our drains but there’s only one hole I’d like him to focus on 130
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I wonder how many times I’ve died in fuck, marry, kill 0111
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I mean I think Nikki should kiss Riri regardless of her and A$AP swapping for a day 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Gonna take my little walk and smoke my little jo*nt and get my little ramen and enjoy my little SF sun after a rainy weekend and I’m so excited!!! 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 09/04/2026How rude of my co-worker to ask to meet during the half hour I wanted to play with my butt plugs in the shower 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Bussy rumbling every time hubby chimes in during his work meetings because we got up earlier than usual so his voice is sitting even deeper this morning 😮💨 🥵 🫨 000
Jordan Luca @thejordanluca.bsky.social · 09/04/2026media.tenor.coma girl with purple hair is wearing a white dress and a black coatALT: a girl with purple hair is wearing a white dress and a black coat 000