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John Carle

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PunkerDuckie ♠️ Shitposter Extraordinare @punkerduckie.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is for @thejohncarle.bsky.social and he knows why. #xmen97 #xmenmeme #xmenmemes
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PunkerDuckie ♠️ Shitposter Extraordinare @punkerduckie.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Last year I was on the @cyclopsiwfm.bsky.social podcast and they gave evobit this name and I just cannot stop calling him that. I'm concerned I'm going to slip up and call him that in front of his maker during the Uncanny Experience this summer. So this meme is all their fault. #gambit
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@ajkirsch.bsky.social just keep Broseph away from bsky. That guy is a jerk.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Follow my #xmen podcast account. It’s more interesting than me.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Drop the Lock Screen (Fixing it since @punkerduckie.bsky.social broke the trend)
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Got no prob following my friends here but do me a favor and at leave put a single post on your profile.
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a man with a tattoo on his arm looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm looks at the camera
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
10 shows to get to know me (in no specific order): 1) Hawkeye 2) X-Men: The Animated Series 3) Batman: The Animated Series 4) Spawn 5) Archer 6) X-Men ‘97 7) Bar Rescue 8) Monday Night Raw 9) Cheers 10) Neon Genesis: Evangelion
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What gif pops up when you type in your name? (Rude)
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@mattraub.bsky.social I ruined your follower number
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 15/11/2024
A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you see this, post a vampire
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is this going to work this second attempt or is Bluesky just 2024’s “fetch”?
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday (Had to take the pic at an angle because they are still sealed)
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Interested to see if this will be a comeback story or threads 2.0
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
You missed your window by a mile guys…
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Dumbest comic book take on the internet today: Guy tries to argue that Injustice and Batman: Death Metal are objectively better comics than Watchman, Sandman and Dark Knight Returns. Not what he likes more, but are objectively better written stories…
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Pokémon Sleep told me I should get 8.5 hours of sleep a night and I just said some very rude things to Snorlax for that.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
I love Los Angeles… where you can overhear someone loudly pitching their money-making idea to their friend at lunch and it has existed for literally decades. The idea is mocktails, but she referred to them as “yummy non-alcoholic drinks from a bartender at parties”.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
fuck they made barbie woke. fuck. FUCK! how am I supposed to go about my day knowing my favorite doll isn’t in the freedom caucus? i need mom to get me a milk before i pass out
Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie  is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Time for my annual SDCC tradition of the most average BBQ joint before driving back up to LA.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Turn your speakerphone off if you’re in public… FFS…
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
There is no guy on the internet trying harder than the guy who is legitimately upset by Donatello wearing glasses in the new movie because he wouldn’t “be able to go to an optometrist”.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Oof…
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Harrison Ford and I share a birthday and we both are angry when people ask us about Star Wars.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
War Machine says he DDT’d Fury from the Top Rope and it was Undertaker level and I have never been so disappointed in a failed reference
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Look BS team… I am not going to post more unless you let more people on the damn app. This is on you, not me.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Wow… Amazon Handmade is savage with their timing…
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Test your Might
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
It’s midnight on a Tuesday. Go to bed !
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
when i post the same content on bluesky that i post on twitter
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Earthquake? (I have to ask that here now)
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Sorry to say that today I am deleting an I’ve really enjoyed for too many hours. It is in its final days and I don’t need to be there when it breathes its last breath. Thank you, Marvel Future Revolutions.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Can’t wait for 1) more people to get invites to join and 2) the ability to send this GIF to friends here.
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John Carle @thejohncarle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
So we are going to do everything we can to stop this from becoming a trash fire like the birb app, right?
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