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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s that beautiful time of year once again when my AC is still on, but so is my dachshund’s heating pad

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

she’s a 10 but she still thinks Sufjan Stevens is going to release an album for every US state

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Rosacea is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know October is still kind of far away, but inquiring minds want to know: who is going to be my date to see the 4K restoration of Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS (1971) during its short weeklong theatrical run??

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

*horniest I’ve ever been in my life voice* ohhh so it’s called shoegaze because they’re looking at the guitar pedals on the floor while they play?

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Im a [redacted]; of course I have a different Dyson air wrap to suit the voltage of each region

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wine tasting (grape celcius followed by grape spindrift)

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If I were a spoiled little dog, what breed would I be?

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don't understand Don Draper because if my wife did a sexy little French song and dance number for my birthday in front of all our family and friends I would be sitting there grinning and clapping like a seal

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

At long last, I have finally published my first Dispatch from the Joeyverse! Follow along, won't you? open.substack.com/pub/joeynova...

open.substack.com

Dispatch from the Joeyverse

July 2026

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

There’s nothing hotter than a 30/40yo woman who dresses like she’s 85. There’s also nothing hotter than 30/40yo who dresses like she’s 21. Come to think of it, there’s also nothing hotter than a 30/40yo woman who dresses her age. I’m starting to think—

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home on my couch googling Does Tár have an EGOT

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

We can all agree that the bikini wax butt strip feels good, right?

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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Barton Fink porn parody about a playwright who’s supposed to write a jello wrestling picture

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Magnolia June | boston x pvd @magnoliajune.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I would kill to advertise in print

this is a vintage brochure, “After Hours in Atlanta.” this photo shows three different ads for sex workers

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Whenever I wear these I feel like Rick Perry when he debuted his new glasses look to try and trick people into thinking he was smart

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

LaGuardia Airport is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Pretty hilarious to me that the acronym for Dworkin’s anti-porn crusade org Women Against Pornography was, indeed, WAP

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Cat Gold @meetcatgold.com · 04/02/2026

Made it to SF 🦋 here through Friday

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Broke: does the curtain match the drapes? Woke: does the drink match the hat? 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

One of my special skills is that I can clock an Australian actor doing an American accent in a movie within .5 seconds every time

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Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I made a “dress” of roughly 40 pieces of lingerie & underwear because apparently to get views on Instagram you have to be fully dressed but I’m acutely aware everyone is there to catch me in my skivvies! Is this what we call a compromise? Tim Gunn you clocking this?

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I actually think Dr. Pepper is kind of gross. Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

“Yes, Jesus Christ was cool, but you know what other great man with the initials JC worked independently of institutions/dogma, also had a mission to share the truth of love through storytelling, and probably would have turned water to wine too if he could?”

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Bluesky feels kind of like the Khia asylum but I hate El*n M*sk so here we are

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

If carrying around birdseed to feed the chilly pigeons is wrong I don’t want to be right. They’re New Yorkers too ❤️

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Watching Heated Rivarly for my pure and unadulterated love of hockey

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Never beating the spoiled lap dog allegations 💜❤️ 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

When I lose my vape I don’t need you to help look for it so much as be a witness to my experience

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

When I’m overstimulated I’ll get pissed off about anything. WHY IS THE ROAD SO BUMPY 🗣️

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Cloning his dick so I can fuck him with it >>>>>>

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

2025: getting spoiled 2026: getting spoiled rotten 🥂 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Christmas in Mexico was a dream and a half 🇲🇽❤️‍🔥

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Rest in Piss to a paragon of French far-right extremism: the racist, homophobic, and Islamophobic Brigitte Bardot. It’s been a tough year for Marine Le Pen and to that I say: here’s to many more! 🥂

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Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY @thejoeynova.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas! Wouldn’t you like to find me wrapped up under your tree? 🎁 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

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