Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Honestly the greatest trick us white people ever pulled was mixing shit with a ton of mayonnaise and calling it 'salad' 081
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Sometimes I regret getting leg tattoos because now there’s no way in hell I can post a hot dogs or legs pic. It will be so obviously legs 😞😞😞 2114
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 14/02/2026You can only be so good at eating box when you’re simultaneously being railed from behind. Yet 85% of the time it’s precisely how I first interact with a new duo partner and I just need to say 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 BETTER 👏 THAN 👏 THIS👏!!!! Anyway happy Valentine’s Day! 💗🌶️💘💌🎀🎁🩸🧨🍓🍫🍷 0110
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Allow me to introduce you to the most pick-me ass photo I’ve ever seen. Let’s discuss. 040
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I want to tour new cities in the next few months...but where? 130
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I'm trying to divest from ALL social media platforms to have access to my followers whether I'm deleted, the company gets purchased by a fascist, or who tf knows at this point! Oddly enough what inspired me was listening to @chrisgethard.bsky.social talk to @jessedavidfox.bsky.social on Good One. 140
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Despite my pouty exterior it was a really lovely birthday. Friend just sent these off their digital camera 💗👑 1120
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I made a “dress” of roughly 40 pieces of lingerie & underwear because apparently to get views on Instagram you have to be fully dressed but I’m acutely aware everyone is there to catch me in my skivvies! Is this what we call a compromise? Tim Gunn you clocking this? 2325
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I have come to the internet in search of other hot girls that are currently playing Pathologic 3. Please! I cannot only get my rocks off chatting with surly dudes at the DIY show this weekend about it. I need titties AND theater of the absurd apocalyptic gamer chit chat 😩 0100
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Officially fully discouraged by Instagram and therefore back in the grips of a new platform. God help me 🤡 1140
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Please more 5-star hotel stays, champagne breakfasts, and dance parties for 2025. 2120
Zoya Ferrante | SEA 2/22-2/27 @zoyaferrante.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I sincerely need to know how you all have the time to make a living, live a life, have hobbies, and post on social media. Please tell me your secret. I truly cannot muster the willpower!!!! 080