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theJoelWirth

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Assistant to the Traveling Secretary of ANTIFA Green Bay Packers pragmatist Dynasty Fantasy Football stoicist Connoisseur of Professional Wrasslin' Writing @ clubfantasyffl.com & idpplus.com #GoPackGo

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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 6h
Fvcking LEGEND ...and that's before the Primus shirt.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 19h
I don't Tik Tok, but I love this guy.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shudder immediately contracting out for a Zombie Christopher Columbus script...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't believe anyone actually expected anything useful from him...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the most openly and brazenly stupid human beings in the history of the species.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ashby MVP. 100%
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Three down, eight to go!
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Like A Damn Sociopath Olivia Rodrigo
ALT: Like A Damn Sociopath Olivia Rodrigo
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm begging you...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...and yet another hit directly at a Padres' defender. Dam has gotta break at some point.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That inning was...
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Donald Trump Says Yuge
ALT: Donald Trump Says Yuge
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chourio is the second coming of Eric Davis.
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Luke Skywalker: Nothing Can Make Me Change My Mind
ALT: Luke Skywalker: Nothing Can Make Me Change My Mind
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chourio's got 17 ribbies in three playoff seasons. Yelich has one in eight fvcking years.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought Ashby's inning leading to the Chourio walkoff was super underrated.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's been fine, but letting Tatis get untracked could be a very big problem.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rather put Frelick at 3rd & let Lara play RF than watch Pratt butcher up SS like this.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But they wouldn't let him throw 30. He'd be on a strict pitch count. It would just be a competitive bullpen session.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The bullpen.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brewers gotta stop spitting on these first pitch meatballs.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stammen's giving you a gift running Buehler out there again for the 4th. Better take advantage...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They'd use him for an inning on his normal bullpen day. He'd still get the start Friday.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would have shut the stupid crowd up for a few innings, too.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't leave runners on base if you're grounding into double plays every inning
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See Think: Roll Safe Meme
ALT: See Think: Roll Safe Meme
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Contreras screwed up Gasser with that nonsense challenge. Beyond stupid.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not sure I agree with Mitchell in the 8-hole when he could be on the bench.
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Optimus Fantasy Football @optimusfantasy.com · 07/10/2026
Does it feel to you like everyone is getting injured this year? Well, you're not alone! @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com and @kaceykasem.bsky.social are live at 5:30 ET to help you through it all www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6tX...
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The Injury Epidemic: Lamar's Ankle, Jeremiyah Love and a Week 5 Preview | The Optimus Fantasy Show
The injury list is out of control and it is reshaping every roster in your league. Nate Polvogt and Kacey Kasem go through what actually matters for Week 5. Lamar Jackson is dealing with an ankle…
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Club Fantasy FFL @clubfantasyffl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fantasy Football Week 5 Start/Sit: Matchups to Target and Avoid Check out our Week 5 #FantasyFootball matchup report for QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs. See which players to start, sit, or target for your DFS lineups this week. clubfantasyffl.com/2026/10/07/fanta…
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Start/Sit: Matchups to Target and Avoid
Club Fantasy’s Weekly Fantasy Football Matchup Report is here to help you set winning lineups. Each week, we highlight the ten defenses allowing the most points to QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs, along with the five toughest matchups. Use this data to guide your start/sit decisions or build a DFS lineup that can win the slate. Here are the matchups to target and avoid for NFL Week 5.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was pitch 40 from Mason Miller trying to get a six-out save on Sunday...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is Hall pitching to Tatis?
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mitchell is as lost at the plate as it is possible to be.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Done with Garrett Mitchell. Get Lara some reps.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being stone wrong about literal everything is almost as impressive as being right about everything.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does he at least believe in dinosaurs...?
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only the #Packers had someone I trusted LaFleur to make a similar handoff to...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All my teams feel like they're trying to pinch it off mid-pee...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate all my teams and we haven't even hit the byes yet...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since when are we calling Week Four "mid-season"?
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you want to get over the hump and be an actual championship caliber team, you win one of these games in San Diego so you have your ace available to start Game One of the NLCS instead of needing him to clinch the Division Series. #ThisIsMyCrew
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recipe to lose to an undrafted rookie QB: 1. Overly conservative playcalling 2. Stupid, undisciplined penalties 3. Unacceptable turnovers Congrats #Packers you're three-for-three!
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As soon as the #Packers seemingly fix their league-worst offensive line, the lose Edge Cooper and now have league-worst inside linebackers.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out to the #Packers for a quick 1st quarter so we can get to the #Brewers game ASAP!
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's why LaFleur is not a championship caliber coach. No way you punt from the TB 45 on 4th & 2 with an undrafted rookie QB on the other side. Brutally soft decision.
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Seinfeld: George's Genius Ideas
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One down, ten to go. #ThisIsMyCrew
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agree on the need for this. As for Darnell, he grew up mostly homeless, one of like eight kids. At least he's got some perspective. I think he's a pretty good dude.
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Jonathan @jonathansocials.com · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: “I’d like to solve the puzzle…Atlanta Hawks.”
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not convinced that Henry won't outscore whomever you would use that pick on over a 2-3 year window, so I'm cool with the move. (As long as there's a reasonable talent distribution among the 14 teams & there aren't multiple 1000 pounds gorillas you'll run up against in the playoffs.) #Dynasty
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh cool, the Bucs will relentlessly target/pick on Keisean while Vilma tells us how good he thinks Keisean is...
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theJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my exact response to 99% of the #dynasty trade offers I get. Especially #superflex.
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