The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"The West trembled at the sound of our rockets ... now, they will tremble at the sound of our silence." 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"Hard" i had heard; "brittle" i had not. It sounds like a N. American version of Wenge. Beautiful striations & hard as nails, but pitted & prone to fractures & splintering. Also poisonous. Painfully hard to cut w/o destroying it, worse to sand. Made a box for a satellite receiver out of it. 100 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025"... and so Brave Sir Robin Farley ran away...!" Bonus Points! Q: How do you identify an American auto executive? A: You gotta turn 'em around and check fer the yellah stripe down their back. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Of course. It wouldn't be half the story it is if i didn't! Unfortunately, they kept the card and removed the sleeve. Had i better foresight i might have asked to keep it and the receipt as well. Eh. We learn from our mistakes and it separates us from our youth 3370 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I think this is the thing. It's for removing hair & fur out of carpets, which is a shame because i was hoping it was something you could use on the dog directly. I've got a special brush but Ms Dog overwhelms it in just a pass or two. 040 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Tump had his name etched into the marble at the Kennedy Center. Good. When he's done it can be chiseled-out. Roughly & rudely, just as the Egyptians did thousands of years ago to erase the unspeakable names from their halls of stone. Erase the name Encode the shame so those who come after KNOW 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I hate this little factoid. If there's any truth in it that means Jack, Jill, & everyone up on Special Prosecutor's Hill had evidence to spare- if they cared to use it. And they didn't. Bcuz what? "Decorum" for the rich & corrupt? Bcuz it was "us" who'd foot the bill while Jack&co rode off? 🌅🐎🤠 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025A Dragon's-Hoard worthy of 2025: 3,742 economy-sized cans of pre-tariff coffee, NRB. ZERO decaffeinated. Absolutely ZERO. + 30 GPUs that fell off the back of a truck. surely. 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025bah! 1 no scare, gib food 2 earn trus 3 become crow-fren 4 become legend of genrations! 5 riase army of spies 6 gather shiny things 7 trade shinys for multi-unit “HyperSpike HS-60” 182dB speaker array on Ebay SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE & RUINATION FOR THE WORLD 9 Assert Crowocracy over Kakistocracy 040 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Tank Museum + Monkey Breakout = Best New Concept for a Movie in 2026 Ever "We need backup! Immediately! The macaques just operationalized a Leopard A1 with 40 rounds of sabot and at least 2 bottles of Jack!" 👮🚓🚨🍾 Mister Jingles ain't playin no more - 110 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 28/10/2025So Trump wants to send regular army units (???) with tanks & such into American cities to ... what? stand and watch inflatable unicorns twerk to techno-pop and blow bubbles? This is what Jamelle Bouie means by “cargo cult fascism” – all flash & no thought. They have no idea what they’re doing. 100 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The number of "Excel Educators" out there pumping for AI-embedded functions is ... unsettling. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Noooo ... You're kidding - not THAT "Monster Squad" - ? Really? 020 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025UPDATE NEW YORK: Candidate with no votes endorses candidate with no hope, no rizz, AND no votes! Clearly, a match made in heaven, destined for Victory! ✌️😆 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 13/10/2025It could mean you've been snacking off the wrong bag of treats - 030 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Oooo - Goddamn This Talarico guy is GOOD So of course the scuttlebutt is that the DNC/Texas Dems want to back Collin Allred or such again. Anyone but Talarico. Because obviously. You know, most people see "Groundhog Day" as a nightmare, not an aspiration. 020 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2025How many strokes can a human brain take before melting? 🧠🫠 Let’s find out. 47, 48, 49, 50 ... 030 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2025oooo! A Titan versus a Titan! A Clash of Titans! 🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️ 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Coal Hard Facts - Coal is expensive to run in powerplants because the furnace has to be kept in constant operation at a minimum level of burn. So even when daily demand drops you still burn tons of fuel waiting for high demand to hit. Gas doesn’t have that issue. Neither does solar or wind ... 🤔 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Even conformists feel the human need to stand-out and be noticed. Give it time and they'll be wearing personal 'flair' too. 030 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2025"... the point is, you're still alive when they begin to feed." 020 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2025If they come, you work slow, you make 'mistakes', and you crush the harvest beneath your 'clumsy' feet. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2025"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" Eventually we'll be down to one super-corp that owns everything and is ruled by "The 12 Families" or something. And the way things are going with all these special "golden share" investment deals, that super-corp is likely to be Trump's US Federal Government. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Bread, wine, an inch of old cheese hard as stone Two olive pits from yesterday, bit halfway down to nubs, lie fallow in a fold of cloth. Tomorrow is an empty plate laden with Hope Picasso, “Le Repast Frugal” 020 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025So one issue here is that a kid fresh out of high school could, right now, be in possession of an unsecured thumbdrive with all the personal deets and financial records of all US citizens. You know- BigBalls, and he be dopin on the 420 while postin for the lulz, yo! lemme d-low sum porn rn, mfrs! 110 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Ad caught on the border of YouTube today. First reaction? Revulsion. Second reaction? Isn't this ILLEGAL under the new ANTI-DEI orders? Or is this a way of saying "no, you can't be a general or or the head of IT or a Supreme Court judge, but you CAN chase asylum kids running over the border." 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Wait - hold the f*&king phone - Now Trump wants to ANNEX GAZA, TOO? This is just the prelude to "America vs. The World", isn't it? 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025So Musk is trying to take over the US Treasury and assert control over who gets paid by the government and suddenly i'm reminded of that scene in Ghostbusters where EPA agent Walter Peck forced them to shut down the containment unit because "hur-hur consequences fake". 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025A touch of Harpy Eagle in there? Very dramatic birds and frighteningly impressive when viewed in person. Perfect template for a gryphon. And they STARE - like they know you can't guess the riddle in advance and they tots judge you for it. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I long for the day when a chessmaster finally grasps the obvious and rolls their opponent's flank with a surprise charge of Numidian Cavalry they cleverly secreted in the high hills behind the coffee cups in the night before the battle. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Senator Ted Cruz was spotted there, too! So perhaps the security wasn't quite as tight as they said. I mean, even villains have standards. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Dear Microsoft - It's been over 30 years. Can you please possibly go FIVE MINUTES without cramming annoying features into your Office Suite?? I've never seen a company work so hard to anger customers in all my life. Yeah, we need you. But god DAMN if we don't all hate you. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Black Spy If only Michelle had come as White, but we can dream. 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Fingers crossed! Her work sounds charming and the illustrator has a touch of "Where the Wild Things Are" about them. 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025An off thought that hit me: A hydrogen bomb sleeps far more peacefully than a coughing baby. It's the 'parents' who step quietly and shiver with fear. 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I know it was probably a terrible thing, but i can't help but imagine the townsfolk eating their daily bread when suddenly, from out of nowhere ... Disco Fever Strikes! 130 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025" ... making Stabby Water a beautiful, but deadly addition to Suburban Ice Park." 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I believe it's supposed to be a rip of the US F-82, a very weird bomber escort developed at the end of WW2 that saw action in Korea. Lucas famously based Star Wars off WW2 aircraft and had a thing for the weird ones - and this is as weird as they get 1/ 120 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025"WHY!" "Don't you see? Don't you get it? I was willing to give you whatever life you wanted! ... ... just to get you outta mine!" 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025 Funny story - the video game Rune: Viking Warlord from 2000 put your character (Ragnar) in Hel where one had to find and use the actual "Hellevator" in order to escape. The Hellevator is now literal canon. 020 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It's like one of those dystopian horror stories where people are forced to wear a smile no matter the pain, the fury, or the sadness inside. He wants Maga to act like good little puppets on his string, but i don't think they're gunna like that. 150 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025oh boy - the memories. ngl, kinda hate it when keystone moments of my life suddenly become part of the "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.." narrative. Reminds me how much i've jumped from "A" to "B" here - 000 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Absolutely nothing beats this combo: *highly excited Japanese* - then English - "WHOOOOOOA MY GOAWD!!!" *more highly excited Japanese* & - "WHOOOOOLLLEEE SHEEEET!!" 170 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Another is "Star Fleet I" & "Star Fleet II" by Trevor Sorensen, originally released in the mid 1980s. He got around copyright by essentially rebadging the names & reskinning the ship designs - the ultimate in fanfiction technique. Very fun games. He re-released SF II on Steam just a few months ago! 010 0
The Jester Crow @thejestercrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024MICROWAVE ROULETTE Have you ever played "Microwave Roulette"? Simple game. You put food in the microwave and heat it uncovered. You "lose" if said food turns out to be explosive when nuked and sprays the inside, leaving a mess. I took a chance today. and i lost 000 0