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Slum Beautiful

@thejazzybelle.blacksky.app
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Amateur Whimsical Skedaddler. Sweet, sticky thang. You must handle me with care.

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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
Who is they?! Is they not Y’ALL?? What do you meannnnnnnn? Now I can’t get serviced until next week. 🙄
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
One of the most irritating things about adulting are all the minor inconveniences. Why the fuck the Chevy dealership let me schedule a recall service appointment over a week ago, CALL ME a few days ago to confirm the appointment, then when I get here they ASK ME “Did they order your part?”
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
It is a PERFECT first day of Spring in Atlanta. 😊 Happy Friday, hope this finds you niggas well. *Throws Sunshine in the Air*
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/03/2026
FINALLY some good news
headline in a local paper which is folded up on a table so you can only see the legs of some women athletes but the headline beneath it reads "Husky women dancing again"

beneath these headlines is "UW is a succeed and will place South Dakota st" and "Gonzaga men earn number three seed in West, will face Kennesaw St"
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 16/03/2026
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 15/03/2026
Was LITERALLY about to post this exact same thing. Came just to do it 😂😂😂😂
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
I feel like that Creole Lady got some shit up her sleeve and….. I need her to hold off jussssssssst a lil bit cause my money looking funny and I would be DEVASTATED if she pull a stunt and I have to miss some shit.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
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a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
ANYWAY, one more week of winter y’all, then it’s spring in this bitch, and I really hope a good one is in store for all of us.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
Friday the 13ths be having it out for a bitch and it’s ALWAYS been that way. SMH. It’s like the universe sees one coming up on the calendar and start Birdman hand rubbing like “How can I fuck with her THIS time???”
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 12/03/2026
Good morning. Just stopping by to say Target ain’t concede on a motherfucking thing so it should still be fuck them, bigly. NAMASTE ✨
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
THIS A REMINDER
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
@princey5ive.blacksky.app Code Red!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
Remember when the State of The Union Address was auspicious??
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
I’m watching this on ABC News Live. One of their correspondents just said, and I quote, “We’ll be watching to see if the President is going to throw some shade at the Supreme Court Justices.” I. Fucking. Hate. It. Here.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
This man is finna lie to all of America for an hour and a half. *sigh*
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026
If this motherfucker would just DROP DEAD tonight…..
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026
It’s also huge lie. Ain’t a muhfucka on Earth who wouldn’t freak smooth the fuck out if they came across a whole ass GREEN PERSON.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026
Chall been talmbout?
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026
Good morning and happy Sunday and shit! Hope y’all niggas been alright over here, considering *gestures wildly at….. everything* .
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026
My feelings got hurt Friday and I ain’t say shit, I just swallowed it. Baby, when I tell you, it made me literally physically sick all day yesterday???? Other people’s nastiness is poison. Don’t swallow that shit!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026
Next year’s Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day. Now, why would they do that?! 😂😂😂😂
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
SAY DRAKE….
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Nooooooooo! MY SHUTOUT 😩😩😩😩
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
As fuck.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
They went and ruined the 90s sitcom Dunkin’ commercial by including Tom Brady. 🙄 WHY IS SHE HERE, IKE??!?!?!!!!?
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Okay. Okay. This Dunkin’ commercial is VERY nostalgia cute. I’ll allow it.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIRE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE?!!?!?! These commercials are an affront to my delicate nature.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Singing. Toilets??? Mannnnnn……. If y’all don’t get these commercials the fuck outta my face.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Doechii’s Levi’s commercial was the first one where I said THAT WAS CUTE!!!!!!!!
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Mr_AMB @mramb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
She didn’t have to lift a finger, and look at you: cooked 😭😭
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Commercials are ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS this year. My God.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 08/02/2026
No way Robert Kraft knows about her.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 08/02/2026
Fuck this shithole country, America the Beautiful, AND ESPECIALLY that national anthem.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 08/02/2026
And dies. That part is VERY important.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 08/02/2026
31-17 Seahawks in the BAD BUNNY BOWL !!!! Let’s go! YA VAMOS!!!!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 06/02/2026
RACISM!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 06/02/2026
Hey so…. Fuck Drew Brees. Forever.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
As far as Grammys award shows go, that was a DAMN good one.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
They gave Bad Bunny Kendrick’s things. Ok. Better him than Bieber or Sabrina. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
If I just randomly skeet “And the Grammy goes to LUTHER VANDROSS!!!!” just know that I am cackling DOWN for no reason cause I am over here in tears from that.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of men .
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
“The Grammy goes to LUTHER VANDROSS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
One fucking still and I can already see Mr. Domingo finna give a generational performance as Joe.
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WonderJaye @wonderjaye.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
YOU KNOW.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
They choosing all the right songs. They assigned all the right people to each song. The Vanguard is PLAYING DOWN! Everybody sounds good. Oh. My. GOD!!!!!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
I am finna watch this every day for the rest of my life. THAT’S HOW GOOD THIS IS TO MEEEEEEEEEE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
BE REAL BLACK FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I’m getting my LIFE right now!
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
THAT. WAS. PERFECT.
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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
This is a GREAT tribute!!!!!! THEY CALLED ALLLLLLLL THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!
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