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@thejamham.bsky.social
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Stand up album, “I Don’t Deserve These Deals,” out now linktr.ee/thejamham

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Folks, @thejamham.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Beavers building a $900k dam 🦫 -100,000 eggs that were stolen 🥚 -Rats chewing through NYC trash cans 🐀 -And more! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
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What A Time To Be Alive
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Working on a thing about Penny Hardaway. What do you remember about him?
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Posting a good vid on TikTok right feels like debuting a new song as the Titanic sunk.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Best nicknames in the NBAs Eastern Conference
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Them: “College basketball is better.” College basketball:
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
*reads a 2024 recap that’s clearly a joke* Me: Sucks that this person won’t be authentic or earnest. *reads a 2024 recap that’s real and vulnerable* Me: Ok I did not want to know all that
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Big year in Hollywood for robes (Denzel in Gladiator and the whole cast of Conclave)
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Finally saw Civil War [2024], just as Alex Garland intended it: on a plane, with tinny headphones, responding to every plot point by saying aloud, “Well that can’t be good”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Most popular/viral things on the internet aren’t original or even particularly well done. They’re just posted confidently. And that’s a lesson I have to learn over and over.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A pigeon gets decapited in NOSFERATU and no one in the theater seemed to enjoy that I yelled, “OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
As someone who’s the same age as LeBron, I consider it extremely emotional important that he’s still able to compete at such a high level.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I handle being late like an airline. First, I’m “Behind schedule,” then “Delayed,” then I’m so far behind I’ll “let you know as soon as there’s an update.”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Starting a tech company is all about finding a tiny sliver of people’s lives that are their own and monetizing it. “Our new app allows you to share a toothbrush with other people in your area. Why pay full price for a brush when you only use it a few minutes a day?“
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sometimes it feels like, because I don’t have enough time to do everything, I end up doing nothing.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I feel this same way when someone engages with my stand up album as art. It’s silly because they’re just jokes, but it’s so gratifying to have someone move past, “That’s funny” and into analyzing themes, through lines, set construction and performance.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my bombing on numerous social media platforms
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My favorite part of being a writer are the random times when words suddenly cease to make sense and I can’t construct a simple sentence
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
White liberals buy things because wirecutter told them to. White conservatives buy things because a man with leathery skin on YouTube told them to
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
"wirecutter said it was the best one" - white liberal christmas proverb
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m gonna tell you right now: if I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, that dude is DONE FOR.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas from these four, equally great basketball legends
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I saw Cynthia Erivo at JFK. Not long after, I saw a man drinking a little cup of ketchup. Amazing how life has a way of balancing out the good and the bad.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Recent reads. Let me know if you’ve read any of them
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This app feels like it’s dominating by the most toothless, 2016-esque takedowns of conservatives. Yes, things are bad but I don’t think the problem was too much hate online for your crocheted quips or all caps QTs. Let’s think about our relationships to social media and sharing info for even a min
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Not since the invention of therapy has someone so effectively figured out how to monetize “What if families talked to each other?”
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justinalamb.bsky.social @justinalamb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Lamb Jams 2024: My Favorite Songs of the Year
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Lamb Jams 2024
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Feeling bad about getting older is microdosing the fear of death.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The UnitedHealthcare CEO isn’t the victim here, he’s a role model for other CEOs. They should amend all those articles about “Habits of an Effective CEO” to say, Wake up before 4 am. Shot de*d before 7.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Had my first call with my health insurance since the United CEO thing. There was def a new found confidence there. “Oh your boss doesn’t want to pay for that treatment? Interesting. Interesting.”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
James Harden is the Robert Moses of basketball. He’s foundational to the creation of the modern game but the way he did it is off putting to so many people and he can’t wrap his hand around that. Like Moses said, “Why aren’t they grateful?”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
She thinks she’s hiding
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Well it happened. I sent my mom an episode of the Bill Simmons podcast
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dean Wade is Mennonite Chandler Parsons
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
2001 v. 2024
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Every piece of art in a museum is only there because a rich dude went, “Fine. Let the poor people look at this painting I own. Just put my name on the wall so they know what a good guy I am.”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Stay at an art museum long enough and you’ll hit that wall of exhaustion when everything crosses from “Amazing” and “Beautiful” into “What the fuck even is any of this?”
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
As we all know: 40 is the new 30. 45 is the new 22. 50 is the new barely legal. And 60 is the new kid who pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Won’t be long before we hear a tech company say, “You brush your teeth twice a day but lemme ask: what’s your dumb toothbrush doing the rest of the day? Nothing? You’re leaving money on the table. With our new app, you can rent out…”
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RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Literally the furthest down the boarding list I’ve ever been. Group 9. It’s me, a crate of chickens, the ghost of a weeping woman, and a 1920s style Hobo eating a sandwich with a boot in it.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We went through so much together. You will be missed
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok. I like this app now
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Updated terms of service are never in your favor. A company is never like, You know we’ve been way too up in your business recently.
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thejamham.bsky.social @thejamham.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I guess we’re doing this again
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