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TheJadedMuse

@thejadedmuse.bsky.social
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Ally to most, enemy to some. Business owner in NC. Sapphic. Blue dot in a red state. History nerd. Vulgarian. Cult survivor. Sarcasm is my spice of choice. Gen X

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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Damn this lady cooked these Lynchburg City Council members. When you’ve finally had enough, you show up and spit cold hard facts. WOW!!
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A weird bunny doll
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Sprout 🌱 @sproutastic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie. (Figurine by @joncarling.bsky.social)
A witch figurine standing among fallen leaves and dewy grass, water in the background.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We might need them considering how many of our bases in the Middle East have been pounded by Iran.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m convinced that Putin showed trump the sordid blackmail he had when the two met in Helsinki.
Trump looks like he’s being blackmailed while Putin is grinning.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kushner couldn’t get a security clearance in 2016.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Put on my whore shorts to work out, got diagnosed with hysteria for expressing my emotions and accused of being hormonal for disagreeing with a man. If I’m not a witch by the end of the week, I’ve wasted my fucking time.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
All the cats.
A seductive gray cat.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Excised, root and stem. A Vichy trial would be the best balm for a broken country. Anything less is unacceptable.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We will NOT be going easy on Trump, his regime, or any of his MAGA enablers once this fucking nightmare is over. And you can quote me on that.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey could someone make a pic of old what’s his face as the StayPuff Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters tearing up DC?
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Frances Conroy: Balenciaga & AHS Drama
ALT: Frances Conroy: Balenciaga & AHS Drama
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, do they try and tackle you before you make in the slot? I bet there are cameras with facial recognition software pointed all around the area.,
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The dark side of needle crafts doesn’t get talked about enough.
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Chicken Run: The Unexpected Knitting Project
Alt: Chicken Run: The Unexpected Knitting Project shows a chicken knitting away only to then notice it is a noose
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope she never has to buy another drink. I love some civil disobedience.
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Touching Emotional Moment
Alt: Touching Emotional Moment
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After the umbilical cord has been cut, a nurse spanks the baby for being uninsured.   An illustration in the style of WikiHow depicting a nurse wearing blue medical gloves holding a baby upside down by its feet.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe in a generation, if we’re lucky.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the before times, when I imagined our country taken over by villains, they were stylish. Here we are, waterproof suits and scotch tape on ties.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a disgusting shithole country we’ve become.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A meme features Joaquin Phoenix in two poses from the movie Joker. At the bottom, he sits on a bench looking down, labeled "Republicans trying to campaign." Above him, he dances wildly in full Joker costume with the text overlay: "Let 'em take out Los Angeles, Let 'em take out San Diego".
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Prancercise Walking Workout
Alt: Prancercise Walking Workout
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our capital is becoming more and more like the capital in the Hunger Games.
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Tim Gunn Eww Gross
Alt: Tim Gunn saying: Eww Gross
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No room, those boxes on the sides were all speakers. Ours had red velvet speaker covers and the whole thing weighed like 300lbs.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s balding 50ish white dude with a baseball cap, too tight tshirt, designer jeans and shoes with no socks. He and I made eye contact as I was leaving and I still had a shit eating grin as did the old dudes. 100% he knew we had been ridiculing him. Oh, and too much cologne.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watched a cybertruck make a 20 point trying to park. He saw me laughing in his face as I walked into the tobacco shop. Inside, 2 old dudes had been watching him park as well. I said “let’s see what he looks like”. Here he comes … 1/2
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
Alt: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do Not Zoom In
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talia Ringer: My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember this case. Tried him five or six times. Mississippi screwed that man and the compensation was a mere pittance. Rest easy Curtis.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ruby Barker as Marina Thompson: How Terrible
Alt: Ruby Barker as Marina Thompson: How Terrible
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metta @mettaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good News! EVIL Edwin Feulner, Project 2025 author and Heritage Foundation founder, dies. May he forever burn in HELL! Another guy that we need to install a working toilet above his grave! www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/edwi...
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Edwin Feulner, Project 2025 author and Heritage Foundation founder, dies - LGBTQ Nation
His organization has made life much worse for LGBTQ+ people and working class Americans of all sorts.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The puppy killer, if I had to choose.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am convinced that if there was never another cup or bag produced, there’d be enough for the next 50 years.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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We Shall Watch The World Burn Evil Smile
Alt: Wednesday Adamm playing an Indian maiden in a thanksgiving play, lights a match and burns the Pilgram’s village. Off script, of course.
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Sunny Marvel @sunnymarvel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, that’s some jowl.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their food waste cost must be huge. Won’t stay in business long at that rate.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a bunch of boobs.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And they don’t even look good.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ewww. Looks like a tongue.
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Bozzi @bozzione.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The System for Using Evidence to Improve Federal Programs Has Been Gutted donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-system...
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The System for Using Evidence to Improve Federal Programs Has Been Gutted
Here’s How We Fix It
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lemme guess… he’s going to appoint Jared Kushner to be AI czar.
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D.C. @dcmcb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans and the press dined on Benghazi for years. Trump’s Iran Disaster is thousands of times worse. Who knows what the actual death and injury toll is?Also, I wasn’t paying $1,500+ extra on gas because of Benghazi.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a special hatred for this man. If I was his jailer, I don’t think I could help myself from subjecting him to every form of mental cruelty I could get away with.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s going to be a long time before we can sit at the cool kids table.
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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We should surround the Kennedy and the spot where they want to build the arch.
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