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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you happen to be particularly invested in my Melbourne availability, I’ve just popped a little update over on Telegram. 🖤 t.me/DateImogenCh...

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You can view and join @DateImogenChannel right away.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"I'll take care of everything & I've made the reservations" makes me horny. Generosity... makes me horny. Being a man of action & follow through...makes me horny. Being a rude douche canoe, not wanting to exchange even the most basic communication or pleasantries with me...doesn't make me horny.

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Melanie 18+🪭 @melaniemwah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just a reminder; my business isn't a McDonald's and I can't serve the puss within 2mins notice.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Navigating around Sydney feels like a game of Snakes and Ladders.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sydney, you're giving such beautiful weather 😍

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That depends, are you bringing me a present? 😋

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Multiple cancellations of plans, Sydney you're making me sad.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just realised we're only 16 days away from my Imogen Anniversary 🥰 now to decide how I want to celebrate!

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy Friday! I hope you've all had a fantastic week & have an even better weekend! I don't have much to say ATM because housework, packing for Sydney and Melbourne next week......& picked up where I left of with Skyrim, this could very well have been a mistake.😬 To pack my switch for my trips 🤔

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Friday energy: half the office is working… the other half is trying very hard to concentrate. Consider this your official distraction and permission slip for an early mark. Productivity may recover on Monday… maybe. 😉 Available in Brisbane this weekend for further distractions.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sydney on Monday next week! I still have some availability remaining Melbourne on Friday next week! Most of my availability is spoken for but I could be persuaded to make a little more room in my schedule if you send me an extra funny dad joke with your love note. www.imogengreene.com

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's such a cutie. Happy bday little guy!

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You'll now have to go find your information at www.imogengreene.com

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've said it so many times, I'm building a proper website for myself and then I end up doing them for other people and abandoning my own project. Well....I started again and I'm almost finished 🥰

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know you’re getting old when you’re Googling “how do I get X substance out of X fabric?” instead of just throwing it in the wash on any old settings and hoping for the best. 😂

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The kind you eat 😋 I can be very much an "I feel like" in the moment person however I'm someone that likes to indulge in a fine finding restaurant as much as somewhere I can get a great steak and veg. I like most cuisines but I do have a soft spot for Asian, Italian, french and Argentinian food.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think you should all add your best dad jokes and puns below. We could always use a little more laughter.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've actually been nominated for 3! Thank you to whoever placed my hat into the ring. I don't usually participate in the other awards but these ones I just might. @swcrawards.bsky.social

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love how occasionally my phone gallery decides to go "Here is a compilation of similar photos you've taken over the years" and it's just Boobs! Happy 🍈🍈 Tuesday I suppose lol

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy Monday everyone I hope you're having a wonderful start to your week! 😘

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Scrolling through my phone's memory reels and this throwback pops up.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've had to make my telegram channel private due to content theft. A new link to join t.me/+Au-VoyioIRk...

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

2/2 I fear there is no longer a responsible adult supervising this project and I fear for my bank balance. 🤣

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

1/2 Bought a new four-poster bed and Manchester, emptied half the house into the tip/donation pile… and somehow this has evolved into: “Perhaps I should redecorate every damn room!” Currently have my eye on a raspberry-red velvet couch and cream rug for the loungeroom.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lol totally fair. I'm not up for interrogation style enquiries. But also I would assume the cast majority use a template for that info. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cue voice note "well sir if you sent all the information requested in my ad in the first place, showing you could follow simple instructions, I wouldn't need to send said robot sounding template to gather information and then I could touch your penis much quicker, but alas here we are" 😉

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If it wasn't just a 2 day trip lol I'd have had to pack more.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Murphy and his Law can really go take a long walk off a short pier. Home only ever wants me when I'm not there, I swear! 😭🤣

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Such a pretty sunset this evening here in Melbourne. Can't wait to be back next month to enjoy more of them.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hello.....and goodbye Sydney 👋🏼 We had a brief love affair, the length of time it took me to run from one plane to the other. See you soon Melbourne, if you could not blow a gale whilst I try to land that would be amazing. Don't love turbulence 🙏🏼

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Who am I!? I'm on a flight to Melbourne tomorrow morning and I'm only taking carry on!! I'm usually a 2 suitcase and carry on girly.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’ll also be in Melbourne during PAX, visiting some special friends and getting myself into who knows what trouble. I kinda wish I was going for the cosplay championships and a few other things (I do like to keep my inner nerd contained mostly just for me). Next year it's definitely on the cards.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

✨Melbourne, 14–15 September ✨ I'll be siding on in to your town to be my bossy little self behind the camera, with a wee bit of time to catch up while I’m there. Blink and you’ll miss me though…

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've had to make my telegram channel private due to content theft. A new link to join t.me/+Au-VoyioIRk...

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My phone showing me I clearly have a love for colourful cocktails!

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lulu valentine • SYD, AUS @luluvalentine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"your body isn't a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride." - anthony bourdain

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hair mask in, comfy robe on, curled up on the couch sexy texting and the Chicago One series. Just trying to decide what I want for dinner.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I haven’t spent much time in Melbourne in recent years, so I’m looking forward to rediscovering the city, seeing familiar faces and creating a few new culinary stories. Now… I've forgotten is Melbourne spring actually warm, or am I still going to need to prepare for all 4 seasons?

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, stepdads, grandads, bonus dads and the mums that have to be dad. To the dads who taught us useful things, questionable things, and occasionally what not to do.... Enjoy your day! 😘

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This has me so anxious but here we are...

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I do love when someone pays close attention, indulges my passions and knows exactly how to add to my bookshelf. Fantasy, cookbooks, or anything else that catches my fancy. Thank you, N, for your continued thoughtful contributions. At this rate, I’ll need another bookshelf. 😘

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just got a fresh new pedi and pretty French toes… they’re just missing someone willing to show them a few fun places. And no, before you ask, you’re not getting feet pics on main. Some things are better kept private. 💅🏻

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's a very late start to the day, this is more like brunch than breakfast but I'm giving myself permission to be a little more indulgent with my time and energy this week. That basil ricotta on my protein bagel is moreish.

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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