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Imogen Greene

@theimogengreene.bsky.social
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Galavanting Porcelain skinned, BBW Siren, spicy brained cutie owned by a ginger feline 🥰. Beem: ImogenGreene 🔗 www.imogengreene.com

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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sydney on Monday next week! I still have some availability remaining Melbourne on Friday next week! Most of my availability is spoken for but I could be persuaded to make a little more room in my schedule if you send me an extra funny dad joke with your love note. www.imogengreene.com
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You'll now have to go find your information at www.imogengreene.com
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've said it so many times, I'm building a proper website for myself and then I end up doing them for other people and abandoning my own project. Well....I started again and I'm almost finished 🥰
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
October’s wanderlust adventures: Sydney✈️ Melbourne✈️ Townsville A month filled with new culinary delights, catching up with friends, cocktail bars, PAX, Rugby world cup and, naturally, a little wandering in between.🍸🍴🏉 My itinerary has me very excited, want to be added to it? msha.ke/imogengreene
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know you’re getting old when you’re Googling “how do I get X substance out of X fabric?” instead of just throwing it in the wash on any old settings and hoping for the best. 😂
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The kind you eat 😋 I can be very much an "I feel like" in the moment person however I'm someone that likes to indulge in a fine finding restaurant as much as somewhere I can get a great steak and veg. I like most cuisines but I do have a soft spot for Asian, Italian, french and Argentinian food.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you should all add your best dad jokes and puns below. We could always use a little more laughter.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've actually been nominated for 3! Thank you to whoever placed my hat into the ring. I don't usually participate in the other awards but these ones I just might. @swcrawards.bsky.social
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how occasionally my phone gallery decides to go "Here is a compilation of similar photos you've taken over the years" and it's just Boobs! Happy 🍈🍈 Tuesday I suppose lol
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
October’s wanderlust adventures: Sydney✈️ Melbourne✈️ Townsville A month filled with new culinary delights, catching up with friends, cocktail bars, PAX, Rugby world cup and, naturally, a little wandering in between.🍸🍴🏉 My itinerary has me very excited, want to be added to it? msha.ke/imogengreene
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday everyone I hope you're having a wonderful start to your week! 😘
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrolling through my phone's memory reels and this throwback pops up.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've had to make my telegram channel private due to content theft. A new link to join t.me/+Au-VoyioIRk...
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1/2 Bought a new four-poster bed and Manchester, emptied half the house into the tip/donation pile… and somehow this has evolved into: “Perhaps I should redecorate every damn room!” Currently have my eye on a raspberry-red velvet couch and cream rug for the loungeroom.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Murphy and his Law can really go take a long walk off a short pier. Home only ever wants me when I'm not there, I swear! 😭🤣
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Such a pretty sunset this evening here in Melbourne. Can't wait to be back next month to enjoy more of them.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hello.....and goodbye Sydney 👋🏼 We had a brief love affair, the length of time it took me to run from one plane to the other. See you soon Melbourne, if you could not blow a gale whilst I try to land that would be amazing. Don't love turbulence 🙏🏼
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who am I!? I'm on a flight to Melbourne tomorrow morning and I'm only taking carry on!! I'm usually a 2 suitcase and carry on girly.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll also be in Melbourne during PAX, visiting some special friends and getting myself into who knows what trouble. I kinda wish I was going for the cosplay championships and a few other things (I do like to keep my inner nerd contained mostly just for me). Next year it's definitely on the cards.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
✨Melbourne, 14–15 September ✨ I'll be siding on in to your town to be my bossy little self behind the camera, with a wee bit of time to catch up while I’m there. Blink and you’ll miss me though…
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've had to make my telegram channel private due to content theft. A new link to join t.me/+Au-VoyioIRk...
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My phone showing me I clearly have a love for colourful cocktails!
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lulu valentine • SYD, AUS @luluvalentine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"your body isn't a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride." - anthony bourdain
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hair mask in, comfy robe on, curled up on the couch sexy texting and the Chicago One series. Just trying to decide what I want for dinner.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, stepdads, grandads, bonus dads and the mums that have to be dad. To the dads who taught us useful things, questionable things, and occasionally what not to do.... Enjoy your day! 😘
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This has me so anxious but here we are...
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do love when someone pays close attention, indulges my passions and knows exactly how to add to my bookshelf. Fantasy, cookbooks, or anything else that catches my fancy. Thank you, N, for your continued thoughtful contributions. At this rate, I’ll need another bookshelf. 😘
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just got a fresh new pedi and pretty French toes… they’re just missing someone willing to show them a few fun places. And no, before you ask, you’re not getting feet pics on main. Some things are better kept private. 💅🏻
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's a very late start to the day, this is more like brunch than breakfast but I'm giving myself permission to be a little more indulgent with my time and energy this week. That basil ricotta on my protein bagel is moreish.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
✨Melbourne, 14–15 September ✨ I'll be siding on in to your town to be my bossy little self behind the camera, with a wee bit of time to catch up while I’m there. Blink and you’ll miss me though…
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1/3 I was sitting at my nail techs yesterday and she mentioned one of her male clients would be so envious of my new red talons. I asked why he can't have them, the answer, married etc. I posed the question "why not press on's then he can have the experience he craves without the permanentcy?"
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whisking cream tonight for a dessert for a dinner tomorrow and I've decided I absolutely need a KitchenAid mixer.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The furry overlord approves of my new talons aka his new scratchers
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have an announcement to make in the coming week soon so keep your eyes peeled. 👀
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So good to be back in Brisbane in my own bed with all the Rupert snuggles. Breakfast is on the way whilst I do all the mundane things like order my groceries, book beauty appointments and stare at the suitcases that need unpacking.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
✨Perth✨ My time visiting is done. Thank you to those that were kind, respectful and just a pleasure to be around. Even though someone made the rest of my trip traumatising as hell. It won't stop me coming back, I'm stubborn AF and they won't win 😘 Be back soon xo
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2026 sucks. Sam, Catherine, James, Eric, Hayden, Dolly, now Tim.....if the next name to appear is Celine, Cher or Judy, that's it I'm simply putting a blanket over my head and refusing to participate in the remainder of the year. 🫠
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The only outfit requests that will even be considered this week is pink and sparkly in tribute to Dolly.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New link to my telegram t.me/+Au-VoyioIRk...
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My butter looks as nipply as I do. It's a wee bit 🥶 this morning.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Negative post incoming. I don't like having to write a post like this but unfortunately here we are.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Tuesday xo
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This and sending regular sexting messages is something I seem to be doing more and more of and tbh I'm not mad about it, just very sexually frustrated lol.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2.5 days left in Perth....what kind of mischief can I get up to in that time? I do know the call of my own bed and cuddles from Sir Rupert is like a Sirens song and only getting stronger.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good morning, Happy Monday! If you would like to know what's on this week's meetings schedule, agenda and future itineraries....Feel free to peruse my telegram channel: t.me/dateimogengr...
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
✨PERTH✨ Your remaining availability 23/8 7-10pm 24/8 8-9.30am / 3-10pm* 25/8 8-10.30m / 2-10pm* 26/8 8am-10pm* 27/8 8am-2.30pm ✨BRISBANE✨ 28/8 5-11pm* 29/8 10am-11pm* 30/8 6-10pm* 31/8 9am-10pm* *Outside business hours may be available for adv or ext bookings. msha.ke/imogengreene
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
1/2 Sorrynotsorry if the following has you drooling 🤤 I'm really craving getting creative in the Kitchen and recreating the meal I had last night to share with someone over a nice bottle of wine. It was this rolled sun-dried tomato stuffed chicken breast on a bed of confit garlic creamy mash,
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Its a little bit of a miserable looking day on n off in Perth today. I'm going to be hiding indoors in a comfy robe sipping on warm drinks and netflixing I think.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey Alexa play "Angels workin' overtime" by Luke Combs. Dancing around, singing along whilst I get ready to go out.
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Imogen Greene @theimogengreene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm really wanting to try Elder Scrolls: Oblivion remastered but it's going to force me to buy the Switch 2 finally.
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