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Hypercane

@thehypercane.bsky.social
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Sorta inactive? I am a human, just not a good one! He/Him - Christian - Wannabe indie developer - Nintendo fan. If you are hateful against people for their race, gender, age, religion, etc, then get out. If you are extremist or hyperbolic, get out.

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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Family reunion ❤️ #SpookMeUp
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s not at all your fault, it’s genuinely unfortunate how messy this whole thing has become when it should be solely a time to be excited for the piece of art you and the other talented crew behind this show put together.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hey goose, I got a very important question: What color was Jax’s refrigerator before entering the digital circus?
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s not about different tones, it’s that they’re not directly contrasting tones. A barbie movie right next to a hyperserious films abut bombs and stuff will never not be funny for its contrast, Dune 3 and Avengers 5 together don’t create that, any novelty from that is just “wow 2 cakes!”
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#YIAY2026 You might want to tune into the Super Bowl this year… May recognize a familiar game…
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Just a small question, but can you confirm or deny that the last 2 episodes of the digital circus will feature the word “the” in them?
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
#YIAYgift I got 2 bush’s beans-branded cozies from a Christmas party for some reason. I don’t eat beans yet alone even like them and have never expressed any interest or enthusiasm for beans in any way shape or form lmao
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I also am reacting like this but I can’t admit it
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Incredibles 3 is DEFINITELY releasing in the summer then
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
YouTube needs to have a “I like this video but please don’t recommend me 275 other videos on this topic” button
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
You say this, then it’s gonna easily cross a billion anyway like the sequel because it’s Avatar
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“We worked so hard on this ☹️” Lmao, just make a normal ad then, it’s 100x better AND isn’t highly controversial for just reasons
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#YIAYtree run.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
1 movie being mediocre/bad does not mean regression of the entirety of videogame movies. Be less hyperbolic
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I tried my hand at that Caine Paint thing that got unleashed today and created 2 characters I think match TADC well enough (hopefully?) #TADC #TADCFriends
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’m a scorpio, soooooo… #YIAYlist
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I personally loved the part in The Santa Clause where they all said in unison at the end “Wow I guess he really is The Santa Clause (1994) because he delivers presents and has reindeers and shit” #YIAYquote
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
#YIAYalpha You’re not a real alpha male until you kiss ALL your homies good night.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Returned just in time for Don Cheadle Day ❤️
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#YIAYtweet He reacted too close to the sun
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Concern is okay but “Erm, they ruined the entirety of Metroid Prime 4 because a dude says random shit in the first hour, meaning every waking moment of the game will have marvel dialogue in every possible crevice” isn‘t concern.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
All this discourse over a random NPC dude who will die or leave an hour in is really funny, it feels like in general during the switch 2 nintendo era, the internet became so keen on the most bad-faith hyperbolic conclusions over everything.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Why do people who’ve never touched a Metroid game in their lives claim the newest one coming out is the worst one and will be bad off of the most stupidly pettiest of reasons, hardly any other game franchise has this. Happened with Dread, Now with Prime 4.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You can’t fix a masterpiece, only touch it up. #YIAYsizzle
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Can you believe it guys? Don Cheadle Day, Just 3 weeks away! Don Cheadle Day is in 3 weeks! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. #DonCheadleDay
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Last To Leave The Jar Wins $500,000! #YIAYbeast
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Smash, Marry, Kill: Rosalina, Peach, Daisy
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The answer is Cheeseball Man Hint if Jack is uncultured:
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I am a man of culture #YIAYween
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Oops! An entire family of four just got entrapped in digital hell for all eternity! Silly them!
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
1 Man vs. 25 Cups #YIAYvs
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When are we gonna talk about the actually most captivating cinematic universe in Hollywood? Marvel is dying, it’s time for a replacement.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“hey digital circus is a pretty good show!” “neat, there’s a subreddit, what do they think?“ “Is this just a bunch of 12 year olds?” > it’s just a bunch of 12 year olds …
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
when are THEY gonna be on the podcast, Johnathan? #YIAYoct
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Erm, what the fridge? #YIAY2025
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Jax gets microwaved at 17:11 in Episode 7. Calling it right now and I will not take any objections.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
GUYS WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what scene in episode 8 is this teasing
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Trump actually died this post will be the most INSANELY aged comment ever on the internet
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
For some reason Nintendo isn’t even trying to market these switch 2 versions, the Mario Party one got nothing after the switch 2 direct I think
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
“real action movie” Animated movies are real movies, with real genres
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Alright y’all, who wins?
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
What is the best jacksfilms fanfiction you’ve ever read, and why is it this one? #JackAsk
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Waluigi Overpowers in Karate Erm, epic sauce? #YIAYwoke
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Watch the entirety of the Chris Chan 89-part saga #YIAYtube
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Let’s pull a Minecraft movie and say “Say that again?” every single time the word “Fantastic” is said in the #FantasticFour movie. It’d be really funny (without the awful food & drink mess of course)
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
“Engaged to my new husband ❤️ He’s an absolute short king 👑😋” - ReactBot #YIAYcap
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Bottom tweet here is fine, but genuinely whoever hacked the account needs a wellness check because that top tweet is fucking schizophrenic and disgusting. 85% of that could’ve been trimmed out
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Show this image to someone in 2017 with no elaboration, and they will sob
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