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Hypercane

@thehypercane.bsky.social
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Sorta inactive? I am a human, just not a good one! He/Him - Christian - Wannabe indie developer - Nintendo fan. If you are hateful against people for their race, gender, age, religion, etc, then get out. If you are extremist or hyperbolic, get out.

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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
YouTube needs to have a “I like this video but please don’t recommend me 275 other videos on this topic” button
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I tried my hand at that Caine Paint thing that got unleashed today and created 2 characters I think match TADC well enough (hopefully?) #TADC #TADCFriends
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Why do people who’ve never touched a Metroid game in their lives claim the newest one coming out is the worst one and will be bad off of the most stupidly pettiest of reasons, hardly any other game franchise has this. Happened with Dread, Now with Prime 4.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Can you believe it guys? Don Cheadle Day, Just 3 weeks away! Don Cheadle Day is in 3 weeks! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. #DonCheadleDay
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When are we gonna talk about the actually most captivating cinematic universe in Hollywood? Marvel is dying, it’s time for a replacement.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
GUYS WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Trump actually died this post will be the most INSANELY aged comment ever on the internet
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Alright y’all, who wins?
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Let’s pull a Minecraft movie and say “Say that again?” every single time the word “Fantastic” is said in the #FantasticFour movie. It’d be really funny (without the awful food & drink mess of course)
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Show this image to someone in 2017 with no elaboration, and they will sob
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Probably won’t happen until atleast 2037, but I made some concept images for a hypothetical Bug Fables 2! #BugFables
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Kim Possible is the sort of show that’s destined to get like 20 shitty reboots before they actually just revive the show
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Leaving Bluesky for now. I’m trying to step away from social media or social media adjacent things and live more in the ‘real world’ lol, so this is a goodbye atleast for now!
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I want Toy Story but from the POV of the cheap McDonalds toys you throw out because they have nothing of value at all Yes, I wrote this at 3:30AM in the middle of the night.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
People saying both “Nintendo Gamechat is 20 years behind” and “Nintendo Gamechat is a carbon copy of Discord” is really funny because it indirectly implies Discord is outdated by an entire 2 decades
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
2b2t is literally one of the most impressive things accomplished regarding technology and I think nobody realizes that
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“Why did NINTENDO raise the Xbox prices?” They didn’t. Microsoft raised the console prices entirely on their own volition, they are a multi-billionaire company, not a child who is influenced directly by someone else. #Xbox #GamePrices #PriceIncrease
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Y’all, the new Phineas & Ferb revival is CRAZY #PhineasAndFerb #PaFSeason5
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This screenshot has been the epitome of Nintendo discourse for like the past month
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
NO, WHY IS HE BACK?? #Ninjago #DragonsRising #DragonsRisingSeason3
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Just realized the Attack on Titan finale technically would qualify for Schaffrillas’ top movies of 2025 video Gotta get to the sequel to the “I watched 30 anime” video soon so this happens then
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Rambling time! I think Ninjago is going in a really good direction with Dragons Rising, but I genuinely have a problem with how they basically ruined elemental powers. No longer special, no longer unique. The fact that elemental powers like “Flow” “brute-force” and “swarm” exist are nonsensical
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“They ruined Shrek” Buddy, they made him older and updated textures and lighting you are simply just nostalgia blinded. The redesign could be a little better but it’s not that bad. It’s also just under 2 years away still so it can still be tweaked further.
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
SHREK 5 WHAT
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
hear me out: A game show, but instead of it being random questions like on Family Feud or HWTBAM, It’s 23 minutes of contestants trying to perfectly draw the Disney Channel Mickey Mouse logo
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Oh shit, I just realized Attack on Titan and Trolls (2016) are basically the same
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Schaffrillas @schaffrillas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
In case you missed it, this month I'm raising money for the American Heart Association to fund heart health research! I've got some enticing goals in store for each milestone we hit, so if you want to see these happen, donate with the link on this video! youtu.be/ncc8mPdoAeQ?...
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’ve now realized that Ready Player One despite being a mediocre film is 100% right in that we should just completely shut off social media for 2 days out of the week so we can engage in human interaction in this thing called “reality” and lessen the deep-frying of our brains
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
> Tonight’s a night, I’m going to bed early to do some lucid dreaming stuff! > up until 4am in the fucking middle of the night :D
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
WAIT CAPCUT IS BANNED TOO NOW? Sincerely don’t care for TikTok but CapCut was actually fine lol
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
#NintendoSwitch2 trailer showed MARIO KART 9 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
BLUESKY IS BACK!!! It’s been like an hour 😭 #PotatoOnion
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Blinding Lights and Cure For Me might be the only actual good songs of the 2020s so far
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Everyone always asks “Where is the switch 2?” but nobody asks “How is the switch 2?”
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m convinced Attack on Titan Junior High was the timeline before Eren turned sinister and f’d up the timeline into the real show
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Attack on Titan Season 4 Episode 14 is my 9/11
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
[[ATTACK ON TITAN SEASON 4 SPOILERS]] They killed Sasha… WHAT?? She genuinely went from my least favorite character to one of my favorites with that single season 2 episode, and now this is where her character ends? RIP
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hear me out: Attack on Titan, but Eren actually dies in episode 5 in the gut of that Santa-Claus lookin’ titan and then the founding titan powers go to that titan and so the series begins to follow some elderly white dude named Jared
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Out of all indie shows which have wasted potential, I feel like Noguchi’s Bell is by far the one I’ve seen that has the most wasted potential. Literally only had 2 episodes out of a promised 16-ish and dropped off the face of the earth, what happened?
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
HAPPY CHRIS DAY!! #ChrisDay #Christmas
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Turnabout CA DMV @turnabout-ca-dmv.meorge.com · 25/12/2024
Legally, I can't call this an Ace Attorney fan account if I don't do this
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
When the Wii eventually gets added to NSO, Nintendo better call it “Nintendo S(Wii)tch Online” instead of “Wii - Nintendo Switch Online”
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’ve just now realized this is my most recent 4 logs on letterboxd I’m FUCKING CRYING 😭😭
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Watching a new famous show is fun because once I finish it I unlock like 127 new high quality video essays to watch on YouTube about it
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[ #AttackOnTitan S1 PART 1 SPOILERS ] Thank GOODNESS. My copium scenario as to how he might survive looks like it was correct…
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
[ #AttackOnTitan S1 PART 1 SPOILERS ] I’m watching AoT for the first time and I finished episode 5 and WHAT THE FUCK??? THEY KILLED OFF EREN 😭😭 I literally got chills and went numb for a solid minute and just had this expression on my face while I stared down from my TV when the episode ended
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
ok but doesn’t @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social‘s “Where Is The Shrek 5 Trailer?” technically count as an “I Want” song though
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Feeling like Rapunzel right now because I am trapped in my room for 1 or 2 days because I got sick, meanwhile the timing is the worst it could possibly be because during these 1 to 2 days I have distant relatives coming over, and a Christmas Party I wanna attend and sing at. How fun!
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I bought a box of hot pockets yesterday and apparently THEY REMOVED THE WHITE POCKET FROM THE PACKAGES?? THATS A KEY ASPECT OF IT???? It’s now just “Hot”
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Hypercane @thehypercane.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m sorry but I’m just wheezing at the fact that out of all this, funko pops were the thing that took down the entirety of Itch
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