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JV aka the House of Wills

@thehouseofwills.bsky.social
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music criminal. cleveland’s enfant terrible. a gorgeous transsexual. she/her. thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“wasn’t that a show? xenon: girl of the 21st century?” - @ponygal.bsky.social misremembering “xena: warrior princess”
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Miss Willow - Sizey Switch; Pathetic Elf Food @misswillow.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026
if i was an anime character my glasses would be opaque so you know I'm a total freak of a woman
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sup y’all takin a shit rn just checking in
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
going to FYA fest because i would regret it for the rest of my life if i didn’t catch a carry on reunion before they pull the plug. been checking out the bands i’m not familiar with on the line up and cannot stop listening to this record. don’t sleep on it: bbbrecords.bandcamp.com/album/break-...
bbbrecords.bandcamp.com
Break the Game, by Step 2 This
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in I Saw The TV Glow (2024) "there is still time" refers not to transition but actually to doing it with Gillian Anderson
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
madness invented ska!!!!!!!!
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i be eating that pussy like richard nixon
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
feels pretty good to stop lying to yourself
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lol imagine needing instructions for jacking off
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i went to the black parade and all i got was this lousy engagement
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BeautifulStallionWoman🏳️‍⚧️🐴🏳️‍⚧️ @ponygal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So I just got engaged to @thehouseofwills.bsky.social at the My Chemical Romance show. I think that was the most magical happy moment of my life so far! I love you so much JV! You have made me the happiest honse in the whole wide world💕💖💕
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BeautifulStallionWoman🏳️‍⚧️🐴🏳️‍⚧️ @ponygal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The other night I full on whinnied a more than a couple of times without thinking about it or meaning to. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEGLECT YOUR PONYSIDE! It will start coming out whether you want it to or not. Maybe this honse just needs a good breeding and that will fix it 🐴
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@ponygal.bsky.social was trying to remember the phrase “skid mark” and said “tire stain”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
there’s, like, a lot of yall who think I’m talking about one specific guy here and it’s like no. this is a general problem. the guy you’re thinking of, that is just one guy among many guys
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
damn that’s a big ass cigarette
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Odysseus: our age of bronze is lowkey collapsing Girl Odysseus: on god?
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we should rename the small intestine to the long intestine and the large intestine to the big ol’ intestine
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When the moon hits your eye that’s amore but when your wicked stepfather does it that’s abuso
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Your 30s are all about making your peace with death and your 40s are all about asking the guy at the sandwich shop if he ever gets a free sandwich
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Like and subscribe for more dogs shit
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
42 years ago today Hüsker Dü at the junkyard photo shoot for Zen Arcade, July 31, 1984 Photo by Mark Peterson #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #hüskerdü #huskerdu #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
10 year moratorium on the phrase “crash out” none of you know what it means, none of you ever understood what it means.
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
motherfuckers be like “sorry for crashing out” and the “crash out” was posting instagram stories
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 29/07/2026
I would go to hell for my gang
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pavlov's doll @themuttwithnoname.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
sprinkling some old bay on my maryland girlfriend before i eat her out bc i respect her culture
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
webstore is live and i just dropped the shirt of the summer go get you yours today: the-house-of-wills.myshopify.com
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@ponygal.bsky.social this morning, drifting in and out of sleep, with a big smile on her face/eyes closed says “haha nice.” i ask her what she’s laughing at. she says “i was dreaming we were introducing ourselves to a group of people and you said ‘’my name is JV and my pronouns are I and Rule.’”
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the breakdown in this song makes me want to eat a hospital
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Still Suffer
YouTube video by Terror - Topic
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
im such a whore when im in the candy bar section of the gas station
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 22/07/2026
sorry about my clocky throbber
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BeautifulStallionWoman🏳️‍⚧️🐴🏳️‍⚧️ @ponygal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bounced on my girls thing jumping up and down
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i have been referencing this clip regularly for years and the amount of joy i get when i am able to introduce it to someone who has never seen it
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when i’m driving, listening to this band, i’m pretty sure i could lift my car up off the ground by the steering wheel and throw it while i’m still driving the car. i know that breaks every rule of physics and logic but also, i believe it to be true.
crushyoursoul.bandcamp.com
GETMONEY, by Crush Your Soul
from the album CRUSH YOUR SOUL
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ian mackaye is a stoop slut
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“i’m like the Harmony Korine of rap!” - @ponygal.bsky.social
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“yo, what the fuck? carhartt makes leggings? yo, deadass!” - @ponygal.bsky.social
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😶
Alphaville (1965)
dir: Jean Luc Goddard 

guy: are you crying?
Anna Karina: no, because that's forbidden
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 18/07/2026
The Greengrocer's Hot Wife Eri Nakata
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dad with a mountain covered in broken boats in his front yard wearing a ‘I ❤️ my fitzcarraldo son’ shirt
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fitzcarraldo son or thot daughter
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You only have so much time in your lifespan so at this point if anything has the Akira bike slide thing or the three spider mans pointing at each other I just leave immediately
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 16/07/2026
That's An Ass!!
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Skyler ❄️🦊 @skylerfoxy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Whenever the Discourse™️ comes up
Post from Gnoc290483: this has been talked about extensively you're just 21
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carl @crlsgif.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i took @ponygal.bsky.social to a hardcore show tonight. i pitted. she pitted. fearless two stepper, that ponygal. 10/10 would recommend. 10/10 show. 10/10 gf.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Word up to demons
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JV aka the House of Wills @thehouseofwills.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i’ve been educating @ponygal.bsky.social on real culture (played her “firestorm” by earth crisis for the first time)
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BeautifulStallionWoman🏳️‍⚧️🐴🏳️‍⚧️ @ponygal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After working in an ICU, you’d think I’d have some shit to talk about brain death. However, we occasionally get along. Sometimes brain death dose everyone a solid and visits absolutely terrible people who actively make the world worse. When that happens, me and brain death at chill AF
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