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she still skeets skeeshells by the skeeshore

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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
obviously
miss piggy
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Huw Griffiths @huwiceandstuff.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My favourite #penguin video for #PenguinAwarenessDay!
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Need to have more penguins on my timeline
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
And now that we can all collectively agree it was a nazi salute… now what? When I was there, I was told the German people made even positive mention of the nazis illegal, much less performing their salute during a federal ceremony. Do we just sit here and talk shit about him or do we do something?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
But so we’re clear I don’t have a personal Twitter, and came to Bsky when there was no one on here due to the app being sold from Dorsey to Musk.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It was the nazi salute that did it for me - I can’t fw that dangerous, illegal nonsense anymore
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Last I was on here, there was a fish that was popular. What happened?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
checking something, did you guys make it over here yet?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Did we all make the jump over?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
my google search rn:
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Getting a new phone screen protector makes you feel like you got a brand new phone
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Well, it took a lot longer than I had expected, but, I finally got my kayak 😎
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Can you imagine paying $70 a month to use LinkedIn? Nooooo thank you.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
thank u chef
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
This never stops sounding like a threat
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
“Oh, pray tell… which billionaire do you wipe the sweat off of one’s brow for?”
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Trust your gut feeling, don’t let someone else diminish it
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
So Bebe Rexa can sing, huh?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Was it worth losing a follower? Yes
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
I made a shameless dad joke today
Text message chain between two users. 

User 1: sends a photo of a ceramic astronaut and a follow up text stating, “I love this guy.”

User 2: replies, “He’s stellar,” followed by an upside-down smile emoji, a flat-smile emoii and a rosy-cheeks emoji.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Wordle feeling racy today
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Cool I just got a raise
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
I basically work for three-to-three-and-a-half cycles of the new Ari album and then clock out
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Wish the new Ari album was a bit longer
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
nobody needs this much fucking money or space, man
A grotesque, disgustingly large attempt at a European estate in the boondocks of Atlanta, GA. The home looks like a parody of the Palace of Versailles.A home that looks like an AI prompt for “show me a palace that exemplifies greed, nepotism, capitalism, abundance and gluttony.”
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
No fair, wordle wasn’t a word :(
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
I saw a giant, shiny-onyx-black, evil snake while walking my dog this morning. I shrieked so loud.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Getting bsky to open on my phone has been a doozy lately
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Forgot to put a mug underneath the Nespresso machine after I turned it on. How’s your morning going?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
The wordle today is not a real word and it pisses me off. Still got it in 3 tho
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Every time I see an “off-grid, subsistence lifestyle” show (see: Port Protection) it makes me have a burning desire to go do it.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Fun facts: •Wordle was created with 2,315 5-letter words. When NYT bought Wordle, they reduced that number to 2,309. •At its creation, Wordle promised to never repeat the same daily clue, just over 6 years of gameplay built into the game. •Now, Wordle has used over 998 words and has 3.5 yrs left.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Just cracked open an ice-cold ginger ale zero
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Who won the HGTV 2024 Dream Home?
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
It must be so tough to be Ryan Gosling
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
I smashed the wordle today
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Orlando is incredibly beautiful
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
I don’t like the new colors on bsky
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
If you were wondering, that “tinfoil collar” thing the candle people tell you to do actually works.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
“Sir… they’re still calling it Twitter.”
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
When your fingers are cold “were” comes out as “eeee”
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I disputed something on my credit report yesterday. The line dropped off & raised my score in less than 2 hours — on a Sunday!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
This is not an ad. Microsoft Copilot is 10000x better than Google. I highly enjoy and recommend you download it if you also find yourself “googling” things. It quotes its sources (which are respectable) and can filter out results based on real-time prompts. Excellent for neurodivergent questions.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
My neighbor is blaring Tems and honestly, slay king 🔥
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
This skeet should contain something about paper social security cards and their durability, but is having trouble loading.
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me @thehoeh.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
As a dog parent, you only buy a leather couch once
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