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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the video for 'I Love LA' is great cos some record company man must have been like 'i hope we can make this middle-aged balding piano player with bad posture look cool somehow'. but they didn't even need to worry, he looks like the baddest mf on the west coast

randy newman, a balding man in his 40s with curly hair wearing big sunglasses, driving a buick in the sunset next to a beautiful red-headed woman with even curlier hair

close-up of the pair showing off their incredible hawaiian shirts

randy newman and the redhead dancing on a rooftop, randy looks bad as fuck

randy newman and the redhead in the buick again, randy is blowing a raspberry at the camera

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

we're moving out soon and our flat has gone up for rent and they've AI'd all the photos. this is my bedroom as it appears on the listing vs. real life

a well-lit, clean room with a made bed, clear floor with 'landlord special' brown carpet, a light wood chest of drawers and large wardrobe, and a white desk with nothing on it and a computer chair tucked underneath

a messy nightmarish room with an unmade bed, a broken chest of drawers covered in objects, clothes covering every inch of floor with no visible carpet, a computer chair that is also covered in clothes, and a desk that is largely obscured by large monitor speakers and a MIDI keyboard

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

then again i texted this to myself so perhaps i was just perplexed by the whole thing

whatsapp message that reads "can't piss. why" sent at quarter past midnight

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

funniest outcome would be farage arriving at the press conference via plane crash

headline reading "Farage says he will 'make statement on my future in public life at 2pm'", accompanied by a photo of nigel farage with convicted fraudster george cottrell

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

how lovely, they've made a nice puppet of winnie-th-- holy god

headline that reads 'First look at giant creature puppet as iconic Sussex forest marks 100 years of Winnie-The-Pooh'

an eldritch horror dozens of feet across, decidedly un-bouba, purple and spidery with huge spikes like an anemone and a long deadly tail, eight or more unwelcoming polygonal legs, and two curious and menacing blobbyesque eyes, standing in a woods and staring hungrily at the camera

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

just encountered this ancient relic on a webpage in 2026

404 page with the text "404'ED!" and "PAGE NOT FOUND", plus a lolcat meme of a black cat with wide eyes and the caption "There has been a failure on the INTERNETS"

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

doing a post-mortem in the gc about yet another local queer community space shutting down. this is the entire problem in a nutshell

pull quote from a discord chat that reads 'the infamous massive thread arguing over whether tarot was cultural appropriation followed by dead silence when someone pointed out nothing in the building had been PAT tested'

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

anyone want to crash the most insufferable pub meet imaginable

instagram advert for 'AI on Tap Brighton', copy reads 'AI On Your Mind? We've Got A Pint Waiting. Brighton's #1 pub meetup for the AI grown-ups'. a slogan says 'Real AI. Real Beer. Real People.'

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

this was my offering at a recent powerpoint party, the vote was nearly evenly split between 'yes', 'no' and 'inconclusive'

powerpoint slide that reads 'Is Hazel autistic' with subheading 'okay but really is Hazel autistic'

powerpoint slide that reads 'Group Discussion' subheading 'Given the evidence, do you think Hazel is autistic? Argue your position for or against' with two unflattering close-ups of my face

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

heaven forfend i should chastise anybody for their appearance but buddy you are at least 15 years too old for that haircut. prick

look mum no computer, a musician in his late-30s performing on a stage in a pink jumpsuit, playing a large novelty prop synthesizer, doing a high kick with a pained expression on his face. his hair is a floppy blonde high fade that doesn't suit the shape of his head

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

my phone camera is ass but i looked nice for the ball game today ⚾

white woman taking a selfie with her hair in two plaits, wearing a straw hat, a bright coloured shirt, and black and white gingham trousers

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hazel doesn't really like halloween sorry @thehazelzone.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

at this point starmer is more like one of those weirdly masturbatory kids toys than a prime minister but honestly that seems to suit you better for the job these days