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@thehatmaker.bsky.social
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Denny, no! No, Denny. Bad hitman!
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As always, focusing on the issues that matter most to Americans.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@livingthestream.bsky.social my daughter was recently given a stuffed animal that she loves. My wife called it a cat and now my daughter calls it a cat and asks for her cat when she can't find it. But it is 100% a dog. Do I have to raise her thinking dogs are cats or can I try to break her?
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb listening to the LTS robe episode
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Seth Meyers: Yeah, It Could Work
ALT: Seth Meyers: Yeah, It Could Work
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@livingthestream.bsky.social have either of you played Poople? It's like Wordle, but every answer is "poop." Since pretty much all roads lead to poop on the podcast, it feels like the unofficial word game of LTS.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I look forward to the teary apology you make for this statement at the end of your next podcast.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I appreciate that in your bearded era you are much more open to getting owned on the internet.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Say goodbye to @lateroundqb.bsky.social 's pants
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I had prepared myself and I was still not sufficiently ready for those last 3-4.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'll be the annoying guy and ask a keeper Q. I struggle with adjusting opportunity cost. After players are kept in my league, most of the top ADP players are gone, shifting value of draft picks. Do you prioritize keeping top players at any cost or lesser players if it means keeping early picks?
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is consistent with my take that soccer is boring and the bad guys are people who like soccer.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nailed it. Safety and brain awareness have been under attack for long enough. How many men need to die because of their health before we recognize the problems in our society?
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
TIL lasting 17 seconds is good enough.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
lol
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You can deflect and argue in bad faith all you want but I'll take a pass. I don't particularly like Klobuchar but I greatly prefer her to people who make baseless arguments and use phrases like "follow the money" in place of critical thinking and facts. Good luck out there.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You don't know what else to tell me except that she earned wages that you resent and despite having not actually followed the money, you decided that those wages are ill-gotten because of the environment she works in. And that makes her a bad guy. Nice job, you nailed it as a keyboard sleuth. 🤡
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Lol she doubled her wealth during her peak earning years. That's not unusual. Neither are book deals, which like 99% of elected federal officials get. Now that I've asked myself, I'll ask you to reveal the true, sinister source of income that made her the 241st richest current member of Congress.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Well you already know what it is since you followed the money but sure, I'll bite. www.quiverquant.com/news/Senator...
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Senator Amy Klobuchar has filed a new financial disclosure - here’s what we see | Stock News
Senator Amy Klobuchar has filed a new annual financial disclosure, which was parsed by Quiver's cong
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I've watched her dress down staff who tried to tell her where to stand in a parade. I can also see where her modest wealth came from--a law career before elected office and book deals. But I'm sure your generalized trope works better here. Big literature clearly has her by the balls.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Respectfully, that ain't it. Klobuchar does what she wants to do, not what anybody tells her to do.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I think she's focused on winning rather than Winning, even when the latter takes care of the former.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The voice of our generation.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok sure, one month isn't enough. What about 9 months a year for 12 years and then again for another 4-5 years depending on whether or not you live in a state where it's illegal to teach kids about slavery and the existence of people who look different from them?
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The number of websites that have AI bots that intermittently pop up and interrupt what you're doing just to ask you if you need it to do anything is too damn high.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The real proof that going woke has a positive impact is that you are ok with a second season of a TV show.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Péter Magyar: “Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again.”
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just as we needed a soft landing from 45--a president we all mostly just didn't think about day to day--we will need an "I gotta fix this shit" pivot from 47. Would be crazy to start dating after a divorce and bring in the ex to swipe left/right. MAGA will want to work with us even less in Woke 2.0.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Throwing up a hail Mary audience crossover reference, but should have sent him with Shawshank Redemption
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“Miami of Ohio might actually have the juice.”
George W Bush being delivered monumental news
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I would bet that most likely primary voters have very little knowledge of what he wrote on Reddit, or what Reddit even is. We're all chronically online and have to remember that the vast majority of voters are not.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
That's not really how messaging works. If her internals looked good, she would be talking about her (very long) track record. But they don't, so she's talking about her opponent.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The dust has mostly settled on all of this and he's both polling ahead of Mills and better than Mills in head to heads against Collins. There's a reason Mills is going full negative this early.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The internet told me there is now only one music, Angine de Poitrine.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Love and honor to Miami.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My pillow has been mogging me hard. Early bed time is the new meta.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Daddmaxxing and coiffmaxxing at the same time. Devastating.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Meanwhile, there are still men who think women don't have the emotional or intellectual capacity for leadership and decision-making. Very projection-y.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Brands are just algomaxxing the mogs.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Candidates need to start explicitly talking about impounding all ICE funds and doing the same thing that Trump did to USAID. Make intentions clear and attainable, and put Rs in a position to have to admit that what Trump did was illegal.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You can afford olive oil? We get it, you're rich.
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Everything is fine
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"That was the worst halftime show I've ever seen." -Guys who couldn't figure out how to get the Kid Rock show on their teevee and just went out to the garage to drink a beer in silence.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Shhhh, buy crypto.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There have already been more Bad Bunny Halftime Show ads in this game than there will be points scored and MAGA has never been more triggered.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We are serving a vegetarian, seed-oil only spread. There might even be some refined sugar at the end of the night.
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Says the guy spending millions to live forever
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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I will add $20 to my donation for every can of chickpeas or hard seltzer you finish during the stream.
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