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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

What are the chances SNW already filmed the 2nd half of that cliffhanger? (Incredibly small, I know) Because this is going to be a long wait.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Happy Ferengi Friday to you and yours. May all your acquisitions be profitable.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

I never really went down the Trek wormhole on that *other site* but holy space critters, that’s freaking toxic. Just a bunch of dudes making circular arguments to mansplain their dislike of everything.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Enterprise: S1 E13::: it's a doctor episode! I dig Phlox. Archer puts on his asshole cap & demands Phlox cure Covid single-handedly. Then he has the gall to say someone should write a prime directive. This man is so lazy he doesn't even do the Captains Log voiceover. Fucking Captains, amirite?

Captain Archer looks perplexed in Star Trek Enterprise

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Enterprise: S1 E12 ::: We boldly went where no man has gone before without the ships cannons. Smooth. OMFG the cgi aliens. How embarrassing. #trek #nx01

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Enterprise S1 E11 :: Archer is gullible and naive... which episode is the mutiny? Silik returns and is revealed to be working with Emperor Palpatine. #trek #nxo1 Featuring Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt as Silik.

Silik jumps out of the ships cargo bay to another waiting ship on Star Trek Enterprise.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

TOS: S1 E6 ::: Space Pimp in the shippy! The Enterprise is running on only one lithium crystal but fret not, Spock knows a guy. #trek #tos “A most annoying emotional episode” - Spock

“Mudd” A con man space pimp from the original Star Trek television series

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Stepping into Tendi Thursday like a legacy pirate

Tendi (from Star Trek Lower Decks) goes full pirate mode

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

And Poor Yeoman Janice, this episode really did a number on her.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

TOS: S1 E5 ::: Bizarro Kirk! You know he’s evil cuz he’s got eyeliner & lash extensions. There’s our first full “he’s dead, Jim” & it’s over a space dog. Spock’s speech about being split in two works shockingly well as an unintentional reference to SNW. Will Sulu & the red shirts freeze to death? 🤷‍♂️

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Invited: Ortegas. If you need to ask why take it up with her.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Voyager S1 E13 ::: Medicine Wheel 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 They almost killed Chakotay again 🎶 Medicine Wheel 🎶 I really love the The Thing style storyline here. Fear! Paranoia! They should have leaned into that much harder. Full on Trek thriller/horror could work. Someone call Sam Raimi. #trek #voy

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Spock’s good at a party. Dude knows all the hits. 🎶 I don't want no scrub 🎶 A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me 🎶 Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride 🎶 Trying to holla at me 🎶

Spock plays the guitar in between shooting scenes on Star Trek

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Should I invite TOS/OST Uhura and SNW Uhura or do you think that’d be too much of a mind fuck for her? Because the former can party and the latter could use one.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

still pondering that epic Trek blunt rotation question. Besides McCoy. He’s in. Always keep a homie that keeps it real.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Gumato’s Log: Supplemental: did the writers have a side bet going over how many times they could almost kill Kim & Chakotay in one season? #trek

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Voyager: S1 E12::: Kim's missing... or is he? What sort of weird sex stuff is Kim doing on holodeck 2? Let's find out together! #trek #voy Ahh, I see.

Viking woman in Ensign Kims holodeck program on Trek Voyager

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

DS9: S4 E8::: Quark couldn’t just give his nephew a ride to the academy without quarkin’ it up but it leads to an absolutely delightful episode. Rom wants his MOOOOOOOOOOOGIE #trek

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Voyager S1 E11 :: Someone's selling tech to the Kazon. This is a solid follow up to the previous episode expanding on the nobody respects Janeway theme. Oh freaking space burgers! Seska's Cardassian! #trek #voy If you're not going to hit this, Chakotay... I'll go see Ensign Kim.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Imagine Spock pounding the whole joint in one big hit and being like, hold on.. I’ma go get my lute.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

fucking bridge crew always hogging up the center of the damn corridor.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Voyager S1 E10 :.: An elaborate man-bun & an attempt at chest hair is not an alien species but he plays on Janeways naïveté. Dude is formally informal and she likes it. Hell, half the cast betrays her in this episode. #trek #voy #gumato Harry? And a Delaney sister?

Screenshot from Star Trek Voyager. No one believes Harry can score a Delanay sister

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Voyager S1 E9 ::: Ensign Kim gets caught in some subspace vacuum shenanigans and destroys a religion because he likes to run his mouth, aka the Kim Directive. #trek #voy #gumato

Ensign Kim gives his unwanted 2 cents in Star Trek Voyager

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Enterprise: S1 E1 & 2 ::: Dude… WTAF is this christian rock title sequence? And the almost soft core rub down scene? #trek #nx01 #gumato Space. The final brassiere. These are the voyages of the starship Cinemax. It’s continuing mission… 🤦‍♂️

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Got this dance that's more than real. Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel. You put your left leg down. Your right leg up. Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup.

Riker Fonzie’s tf out of a chair on Star Trek TNG

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

TOS: S1 E4 ::: HEY EVERYBODY! WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID! Naturally, there’s a cooties outbreak. #trek #tos #gumato #ost

Screenshot from Star Trek Original Series “The Naked Time”

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well. I got a castle in Phylos, that's where I dwell.

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

TOS: S1 E3 ::: (Pilot Tk2) Invisible alien with ESP and set designers on LSD. Ahh, yeah. Spock advocates for either abandoning or killing the affected crewman, which.. whoa. Welp, now he’s a god and JTK has to whoop his ass, but first, Vader takes down the Emperor and his sparkle hands. #trek #tos

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Gumato’s Log: Supplemental - I wish that perky Yeoman Janice would show me to my quarters. Yeoman Yowza, amirite?

Yeoman Janice Rand from Star Trek Season 1

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

TOS: S1 E2 ::: A creepy ass teenager with enough makeup to be an underage girl at a discotheque gets on board and he’s pretty much the spoiled kid from that one episode of the Twilight Zone with the mind powers. If Spock & Uhura never bust out in song again, it’s totally this dudes fault. #trek #tos

Spock & Uhura perform a song for a spoiled adult brat

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

TOS: S1 E1 ::: A shapeshifting salt addicted alien disguises itself as a manipulating sucka. We meet one of McCoys ex’s and woo boy… #trek #tos #gumato

A shape shifting alien in its natural form

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Voyager S1 E8 ::: Dr Spock. Hahahaha. Tom Paris gets nabbed for stabbing a dude because space pimpin’ ain’t easy. #trek #voy #gumato

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Gumato’s Log: Supplemental: I hate the warp engines on this ship. #trek #voyager

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Voyager S1 E7 ::: Tuvoc’s talking down Kim behind his back. I told you, Kim! Wormholes blah blah blah Janeway makes contact with the Alpha Quad in a pink silk slip, blah blah blah Romulan blah blah. A wormhole not only of sight and sound, but of time. Psych! #trek #voy #gumato

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

There's a destination a little up the road, from the habitations & the towns we know 🎶 A place we saw the lights turn low. Jig-saw jazz & the get-fresh flow 🎶 Pulling out jives & jamboree handouts, 2 turntables & a microphone 🎶 Bottles & cans just clap your hands🎶 I GOT TWO TURNTABLES & A MICROPHONE

Transporter console from Star Trek The Animated Series

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Voyager S1 E6 ::: my starship for some coffee, amirite? Tuvok puts Kim in his place, who is outwardly happy to return the favor minutes later. Had it actually taken 75 years to get home, these two could have hooked up. Also, Mr Paris likes old time slutty France. #trek #voy #gumato

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Voyager S1 E5 ::: I’m not the biggest fan of Neelix either but Janeway having his lungs stolen over the private dining room snafu is harsh. and let’s not leave out Tom Paris… one big hormone walking around the ship. #trek #voy #gumato

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Janeway is so uptight. This is MY private dining room. These 75 years are gonna be long, y’all. #trek #voy #gumato

Neelix cooks up weird food in Janeways private room on Star Trek Voyager

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Computer, how many times have I done this bit irl? #StarTrekIV

Scotty talking to a computer mouse in Star Trek IV

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The Whole Gumato @thegumato.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Voyager S1 E4 ::: Time for plan B. Screw the Prime Directive. Janeway out. The Delaney Sisters come as a pair. Good to know. #trek #voy #gumato

Harry Kim & Tom Paris from Star Trek Voyager

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