The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, but that would only make him more electable in today's GOP. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today's most pressing issue: The PGA needs later daylight hours to complete tournaments. We are deep into the "let them eat cake" phase of the administration. 080
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In all fairness, Collins would be "concerned" as she voted to confirm the worst person with a law degree in America. 020
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe the Kid part is just referencing his resemblance to a goat. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Are you suggesting Trump is Pampers-ing Paxton? 001
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After seeing this footage of a recent traffic stop, I'm starting to get the Tuberville fury meltdown. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seems like the short-term worry on this is that the red states could use the database to challenge cast votes. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump realized it was really Super Intelligence after learning Grok could recognize the picture of a squirrel on a cognitive test. "That's super smart " said Trump. "I mean, nobody can to that. Just me, Grok and Claude. That's it. Definitely not that low-IQ Gemini." 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You don't suppose Trump thinks Ford's Theatre is named after Gerald, do you? Somehow I think he does. 011
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The President realized that it was really Super Intelligence upon learning that Grok could recognize the picture a squirrel on a cognitive exam. "Not everyone can do that," Trump said, "Me, Grok and Claude are about it. Certainly not that low IQ loser, Gemini." 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Neither is telling folks where your secret underground bunk is, but Trump gotta Trump. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honestly, a deal that never happens is a best-case scenario. More likely, a shit-load of Russian potash is coming marked "Product of Belarus." US funding of the destruction of Ukraine will be laundered through Belarusian banks. America First always seems to be Russia First. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No one goes on the lamb when Kash is around. 001
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Everyone needs to keep covering and sue. If only fringe remains, Trump happy. Stephen Miller's dream. Claim record ratings. Natalie reinforces with clips from fringe media praising Trump's every action. It works because it plays into Trump's narcissistic personality. It's what he wants to hear. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In all fairness, a Federal officer can't be too careful about the company he keeps. 0222
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's ok. Everyone can just eat the soybeans that we won't be selling to China. Yummmmmm. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Heard Elon is going to name his new AI model "Donald." 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ever notice that the billionaire tech bros that dismiss these concerns as doomerism all have doomsday bunkers? 021
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The giant hamster wheels can be powered by all the folks that lose their jobs to AI. Two problems solved at once for our tech bro overlords. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Kevin Warsh, historically, has been and inflation hawk inclined to raise interest rates. Trump seems to think Warsh will go against his body of work and push through a rate drop. The President may learn a valuable lesson. The leopard doesn't change its spots. It eats your face. 100
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Treason is defined in the Constitution. Trump's post indicates: A: He's never read the Constitution, or B: HIs reading comprehension level is too low to allow him to understand the Constitution, or C: He doesn't give a shit about the Constitution, or D: All of the above. I'm going with D. 0100
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's to be expected. Our cabinet secretaries, themselves, are beneath their offices. 050
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Somehow I think the administration's bill for Escort Services is way more than $8,800 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Geese really are a good metaphor for Trump. They cover everything in their path with shit. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What makes sense is that the Whitehouse would rather we spent our time talking about the name of a lake, than talking about what Trump's tariffs cost consumers. 030
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One would hope Scholastic zealously defends their copyright. Stealing intellectual property seems to be a daily occurrence at the Whitehouse. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That is known, colloquially, as a "gaggle of nitwits." 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just helping Cheetolini comply with Canadian language laws 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rapeseed sounds like the most MAGA thing ever. 040
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Or more likely, Cohen will now be allowed to pay for a pardon. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Somehow, whenever I hear a Matt Caulkins or Sophie Cunningham say they don't hate trans people, I hear Mickey Rourke voice from the movie Barfly going "but I feel better when they're not around." 020
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wait....we haven't reached the stage where DeSantis removes the prosecutor, and MAGA death threats get so intense the victims recant because they fear for their lives. Might be the most Republican story of the day, but I bet it gets more Republicany before it's all said and done. 0101
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Since Sikorsky has committed to covering the full cost of the Helipad, shouldn't we be asking where the $5 billion in tax dollars allocated to the project are actually going? 030
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Let me guess...Trump kids and Kushner own the insurance company that will sell the policies, and claims will never actually get paid. Sound about right? 020
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Maybe Brabi is auditioning to replace Karoline Levitt. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"So this Admiral came to me, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Sir, only Trump could maintain a ship so well, I mean, the USS Lincoln is the best maintained ship in the history of ships...not even George Washington maintained his ships this good." 040
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Has Pete blamed Biden for conditions on board the Lincoln yet? 130
