The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 29/07/2026MAGA is stoked for Elon's AI generated historically accurate version of The Odyssey. I'm not sure how happy they're gonna be when Grok gives them some historically accurate Greek love scenes aboard Odysseus's ship. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Looks like Comey posted a new meme. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 24/06/2026For those of you questioning whether or not big tech has gone full MAGA: Amazon is offering a Prime Day deal on bulk Invermectin today. I wish I was joking. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 01/06/2026When did "Most People" become Donald, Don Jr, ans Eric. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The level of misinformation on social media is completely out of control. I just saw a meme with that WHCD shooter, down on the ground, photo shopped with Lindsey Graham laying on him in a homo-erotic pose. I had to report that as completely false and misleading. There is no way Graham is a top. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 10/04/2026How bad has the Whitehouse screwed up the situation with Iran? They're trotting out Melania to bring attention BACK to Epstein. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Howard Shultz is moving to Miami due to Washington's new "millionaire tax." If we knew that would happen, we would have passed the tax years ago. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Melania is going to preside over a session of the UN Security Council. Will we, at long last, finally get sanctions against Moose and Squirrel? 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026BREAKING-- Public health officials have become aware of a drinking game where everyone must drink when they hear the phrase "terribly unfair" spoken on TV. Officials warn viewers of tonight's State of the Union Address to abstain from this game due to the extreme likelihood of alcohol poisoning. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hard to argue with a Corgi youtube.com/shorts/b3Dvx...youtube.comAir Corgi predicts who will reach the Super Bowl: the Seahawks or the Rams 🏆 #nfl #nflplayoffsYouTube video by Yahoo! Shorts 001
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollSenator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 19/01/2026Invoke the 25th Amendment. 68557611392
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Just turned on the Army - Navy game. Realized Army is the Black Knights. Expect an order from Hegseth denouncing DEI names and changing it to just the Knights. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Looks like Adm. Bradley's bio page is back up on the Navy's website. Thought for a moment they might have unpersoned him. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 29/11/2025If I'd been committing war crimes, I'd be hoping my back-pocket pardon wasn't signed by autopen right about now. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Not digging this new edition of Charlotte's Web. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr adding "Epstein" to the list of words you can't say on TV or radio. 000
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/11/2025A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.media.tenor.coma cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bagALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag 20578922989
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up. 499238235991
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 08/11/2025BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field." 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Most overheard thing at the White House last night. Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume." Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!" 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 31/10/2025@timmiller.bsky.social Someone needs to warn Jeff Landry. If he lets Trump send in the Guard, a crack squad of Amphifa will be dispatched from Portland to Bourbon St. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 17/10/2025He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Harrison Butker, once again, too far to the right. That never gets old. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2025State workers are apparently removing chalk memorials as soon as they go up at the Orlando crosswalk by the Pulse nightclub. Some artist should put one of these up, so we can watch MAGA heads explode as they decide whether to purge the rainbow or keep Daddy Trump. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Progressive friends are upset Cracker Barrel caved on the logo, but the old logo is the "Woke" one. It's far more inclusive. You don't need to understand English, or even read to know what it says. Everything is right there in the pictogram of a cracker sitting next to a barrel. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Friday "To Do" list: 1. Persecute critics 2. Purge military 3. Seize the means of production 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Any settlement that rewards Putin for his war of aggression is reprehensible. 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Everyone is worked about the cheating Astronomer execs, but they weren't the only ones embarrassed on the Coldplay kiss cam: 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 02/07/2025So it's finally over. Diddy was convicted on federal prostitution charges. One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon? 000
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollTack Warren: Ego adepto stercore factum 🐸✌️😱👊🇺🇸🏴🦋 @realtack.bsky.social · 02/07/2025 18074451848
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The president seemed a little disappointed on his tour today: 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Whenever I see Emil Bove, my first thought is, "I aways thought it would be Clemenza." 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Socialist lead in NY, and MAGA is all: 000
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I'd like to congratulate the people of Canada for not being as stupid as we are. 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Everyone is going crazy about who Pete Hegseth is including in his signal chats. Come on, folks. The real story is who isn't included. Can someone please tell me how we are supposed to develop legitimate war plans without including Kid Rock or the My Pillow guy? 010
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 09/04/2025There's nothing in the Secret Service training manual to prepare agents for the challenges they face today. 000
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“What do you get when you combine economic calamity, a budding mass protest movement, and the regime’s eagerness to display its mastery of the military on the streets of an American city? …I left out one key factor: Trump has 44 months left to serve in his term.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...open.substack.comAmerica Is a Powder KegFour scenarios of what the explosion could look like. 1422047
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollKate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Having a sneaking suspicion that — just like it did for Trump’s illegible and science-defying response to Covid — the bullshit machine will find a way to give Trump the win (and relocate blame elsewhere) for his inexplicable tariff rollout and consequent stock market crash. 711815
Reposted by The Grumpy Old TrollJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/04/2025It’s a recalibration of economic control. Oligarchs don’t live paycheck to paycheck. They have the capital to buy market dips and recoup faster, acquiring more assets at fire sale prices along the way. When the dust finally settles, they will own more. The rest of us will own less. A lot less. 883262787908
The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 06/04/2025In the words of John Adams "The Sublimity of it, charms me!" 000
