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Greg Fleet

@thegregfleet.bsky.social
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Having toured the world for many years as a comic, I’m now getting bulk joy from sitting and writing books (These Things Happen) and films. New novel The Last Ride out soon. Love and language, two fine things. ☮️

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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Letterkenny is one of the funniest shows on TV. You should watch it big shooter. SBS on demand.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been watching some outrageously challenged Karen’s trying to tell the police how to do their jobs. Stunning. Absolutely stunning lack of intellect One of my fav comments: “No you idiot, I am not under arrest”. (Certainly looked like she was)
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When your dog just wants becwith you 🥰 x.com/Ragassa_Hash...
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Ragassa_crypto (@Ragassa_Hash) on X
Cuando amas a tu dueño y olvidas que eres un perro😂
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cheap ways to enjoy life pt1: Don’t listen to any of your music for a month (I know, I know). Then go for a long walk while listening to a random mix of your favourite tracks. Not only is it a thrillingly passionate way to get around, but it reminds you of just how brilliant your taste is. 🥰
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I agree with Pauline, you shouldn’t apologise for being white. However you should apologise for being too white. It’s gross.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@tonymartin.bsky.social I can’t work out how to DM here. Get in touch with Mr Fleetois on X (boo!) DM.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I only met Sam Neil a couple of times, but I loved him. He came to a play that Ian Darling and I did in Sydney, and later as he talked of the show, I realised he was weeping, he put his arm around my shoulder and thanked me……What the literal? Now he is gone and I say “ No Sam Neil, thank you 🙏🏼 “
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m a US citizen but after Trumps behaviour with FIFA Belgium could lose this game against the US and still have the moral victory. (Belgium are currently winning 2-1)
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trumps interference and getting US players suspension overturned is just repulsive. Keep politics out of sport. apple.news/AIUJLbLGfSM2...
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FIFA rejects Belgium challenge over Balogun eligibility, Trump calls red card U-turn 'brilliant' — Reuters
FIFA President Gianni Infantino defended world soccer’s disciplinary process on Monday amid mounting international criticism after U.S. President Donald Trump praised FIFA’s decision to suspend Folari...
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Heartbreaking 💔 loss for Australia. Well played to both Egypt 🇪🇬 and the Soccer Roos. Now I support Norway and Mexico. 💜
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tell me my Bluesky children, when was the last time that you went “Berko”? It’s a hard one to define. More than grumpy but less than psychotic. Berko is tres 70’s/80’s and is, well, Berko. I’m seeing cartoon Vikings but heaps of other weird stuff too.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I used to think that I was good at scoring, but……..my god, Lionel Messi. The phenomenal joy with which he plays is attracting so many people to the game of soccer/football. Bless you number 10, and good luck. 🇦🇷 ⚽️ 💜
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/85/05/06B2FAAB-AA05-4172-A8F1-9C0ECF40E9D4/WHAT%20WOULD%20GREG%20INTRO.mp3 Decipher all that and ask @tonymartin.bsky.social What would I do?
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I just blocked another 12 nazi’s on X (whilst gaining 25 followers?). I’ve never blocked an anyone on Bluesky. Because you are all cute little marsupials. 🥰
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Interesting. I posted something that was critical of my friend Dave Hughes and his stance on immigration (I’m an immigrant). On “X” heaps of responses like “kill yourself junky” and “fuck you lefty scum”. On Bluesky? No one trying to tell me what to do or how to think. Just another Bluesky day 🥰
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m not a fan of Dave Hughes recent right wing, anti immigration statements (I am, after all an immigrant from the US) HOWEVER, someone has hacked my socials and is slagging him off while claiming to be me. Who ever it is, please stop. I don’t need help expressing myself.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ice cream is a dish best served cold.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me looking casual and relaxed at the SFF screening of Ian Darlings lovely slice of humanity, The Valley.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This movie is beautiful and I get to play a crime lord (again!). It’s shot in black and white on purpose, not because it was made in the 1920’s. vimeo.com/1182845489
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Trailer - LA LA FALLS (2026) - Feature Film
Eager to leave his tumultuous past far behind, controversial author Vincent Tremblay, now lives a simple life, off-grid, in the Australian bush, alongside his close mate, veteran outbacker Gunther. Ho...
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Grief makes your past seem too close and your future too far away.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There are no words in the English language that start with the letter A. Prove me wrong.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Seriously, Karen’s v cops on YouTube is one of the greatest things ever. If you like seeing entitled fuckheads getting dealt with, you will love it.🥰
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are always three options, True or False?
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
John Cleese is being called racist for being anti Islam. He is a grumpy old man but he is also an atheist who believes all religion should be criticised. He is anti religion and Islam is a religion not a race. He also HATES Trump and was in Monty Python so he can’t be all bad.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I didn’t really know what a “Karen” was UNTIL I just watched 5 hours of them on YouTube getting arrested for behaving like self serving maniacs. It’s not a sex thing (some were men) it’s just glorious to watch entitled tools getting dragged to the big house.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There are no first acts in Australian lives.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ice cream is a dish best served cold.
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People Want Ducks @peoplewantducks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
People Want Ducks is back for a new year, on this hallowed day of the 20th anniversary of the first episode of Get This! And to celebrate, we’re joined by @thegregfleet.bsky.social! Please subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/p... open.spotify.com/show/25c2RiJ... #peoplewantducks #getthis
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Go easy Blakey, it’s just a couple of birds.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
These guys are nuts. Do press play.💜☮️☔️
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump has called Australia “Not great” due us to not following him into war. I’ve rarely been so proud of this country.☮️
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I love Sean Penn’s acting, but his performance as Lockjaw in One Battle After Another did not deserve the Oscar. It was one of his worst. . It wasn’t even the best supporting actor role in that film (Benicio Del Torro was). It should have gone to Stellan Skarsgard. His performance was beautiful.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friends, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. E.M. Forster
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Does anyone else, like me, when they see a character in a TV show do or say something excruciatingly embarrassing, actually yell out in horror? Today I found myself shouting “No!” about 5 times during a sit-com. (Rooster starring Steve Carell.) If I don’t yell and squirm, the show is no good.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A few years ago I was in an Australian film called Me and My Mates v’s the Zombie Apocalypse. Amongst the guests was hip hop legend Eso from Bliss n Eso . On hearing that he is in hospital and hurting, I send my love to the great man while I try to think of a rhyme for hospital. 💜☔️☮️
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
RIP Robert Duval. The king of listening. xxx
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
37 year old man Deborah-May Lunchbox and his apprentice Dune Buggy McKenzie the third. Both love @El_JefeDelChop
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Wonder Man with Yahya Abdul-Mateen 2 and Ben Kingsley on Disney is original and brilliant. I can’t wait for a second series. It plays with Hollywood tropes perfectly. Do watch it. 💜☮️☔️
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Years ago I had Marty Sheargolds job. Commercial radio is rancid. Marty was just saying how he felt. The day Kyle tells us what we should be expected to demonstrate emotionally is the day that I wish to be shot. Marty is funny and smart. It’s just his opinion.Kyle is a fuck. xxx
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The more people there are who want to commit suicide, the less people there are who want to commit suicide.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@tonymartin.bsky.social Hey we should do a gig at the Lyrebird. It’s small but cool. I’ve gigs there with bands.
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Truth (Pt 1). Where each week I will ask the audience “if they have ever done ?” anything that I have, from something silly to grand theft. Who are we? Have you ever taken a fortune cookie, 🥠, not liked it, and then taken another one?
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
RIP Brigitte Bardot. From all the film lovers and all of the animals that you helped to protect over the years. ☔️🙏🏼💜
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Something about drinking vodka while watching seriously good movies is like dancing with your first lover 🥰
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack. Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep
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Greg Fleet @thegregfleet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack. Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep
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