the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026that's what you get for being a lowly martial 000
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026looking for single enchantresses in my material plane, contact my orb with the incantation: magnus dick veneficus 000
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024my orb pondering bills are especially high this month 000
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024you will bear this cross for the rest of your life or until the next long rest 010
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024looking for new apprentice, my former one blew up yesterday trying to make an enchanted blade that blew up every time it hit something. His arms were blown off and he bled out 420
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024that's my apprentice don't worry about him 041
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024They can't get past the magical seal anyways 010
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i'm casting minor illusion to make minecraft cave sounds while you sleep 010
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024you should've put points into hydromancy, you thick skulled martial 000
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024these damned hooligan goblins outside my tower keep beating on my tower door 210
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024i'm not a particular fan of those necromancers 011
the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024greetings wizards and peasants, it is I, the grand wizard 010