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the grand wizard

@thegrandwizard.bsky.social
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pondering my orb, brewing potions, and casting spells high up in my magical wizard tower

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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
looking for single enchantresses in my material plane, contact my orb with the incantation: magnus dick veneficus
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
my orb pondering bills are especially high this month
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
looking for new apprentice, my former one blew up yesterday trying to make an enchanted blade that blew up every time it hit something. His arms were blown off and he bled out
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my bad i misfired a fireball
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
these damned hooligan goblins outside my tower keep beating on my tower door
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i'm not a particular fan of those necromancers
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the grand wizard @thegrandwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
greetings wizards and peasants, it is I, the grand wizard
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