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Matt is Just Trying His Best

@thegrampus.bsky.social
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He/Him. Likes enjoying things and other unfashionable opinions. Cats, hobbies, games and movies, mostly. Self-Described Fluffy Qualified Accountant.

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 9h
I would have been a train.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 11h
#movienight
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Child on Tricycle in Shining Hallway
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 21h
So every "my bot hacked this" or "my bot will eradicate a million jobs" or "my bot is a movie star" story is about grabbing more investment and getting a higher IPO valuation. Is the damage real? Yes, probably. But is it also likely overhyped for cynical reasons? Also yes, probably.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 21h
Ultimately at least one of these companies will fail badly and be absorbed by the others becuase thats broadly how the sector works. Its not managed to make a product that is sold by a profitable company, its managed to eat VC money until you get to an Exit where all the execs get huge bonuses.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 21h
Not to underplay some of the threat and damage it can do but there is an interest in making it look like the biggest game changer ever and that interest is served by stories of how powerful it is.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 21h
All "AI does something scary" stories need to be read with the knowledge that these companies are massively loss making and over extended and need constant inflows of cash based on how powerful and capable their tech is.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Backrooms to the Future.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading to my kids is one of my favorite parenting memories. I can still recite The Gruffalo from memory.
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Z. @thekrampuswife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE KRAKEN MUST MOVE FROM THE COMFY CHAIR SO THE CLEANERS CAN MOP THE KITCHEN AND HOOVER THE LOUNGE
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE KRAKEN HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Correct labeling is important
A white cat sat in a small box. The box is clearly labelled "Jerk Storage"
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday.
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Another Glorious Day In The Corp Tobacco
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fundamentally I don't beleive anyone in the UK media landscape has a dog in the fight either way and they should be viewed accordingly. And yes that includes the trust-fund socialists and many of the right wing griftosphere.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even before it caught TERF brainrot the Guardian always talked about the working class like they'd gleaned everything from 10 minutes with their cleaner and the middle classes from their fellows on the dinner party circuit.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The current Tory offering seems to be laser focused on "people who earn over £100k and stand to inherit a big house and are kinda racist but not super racist and don't speak to normal people that aren't staff" and that seems to describe most of our media class to a T.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A cynical person might think that you can understand much of the British Press by realising that wheat they really want is a Tory Government that exacts policies they personally benefit from, but can still go to nice parties and make disapproving noises about them.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm enjoying Neagley but in the second episode the villian is getting angry because hes trying to make a drug for mysterious purpose and instead makes an super-orgy drug and is all "dammit we can't use this for anything" and I feel his lack of commercial vision is a problem.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh no but sounds like my jam.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So i rather liked that. Its central metaphor is broadly enough i think it can be both specific to the filmmaker but also broad enough to resonate widely. Its also just a lot of fun at times.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This appears to be about two things. - having fun with camera angles and old slasher tropes. - being extremely horny for Gillian Anderson.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#movienight and starting on spooky October.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have finished the rather good Zero Company so now its time to start on Control Resonant.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know a trap when I see one.
A big white cat curled up in the sun showing his big soft belly, bit you he'll spike you the moment you think its safe.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What made me worry for DC (and Marvel) was that i was recently in our local comics/gaming shop and fully half the store was floor to ceiling Manga and the US comics were stuck in the back behind the board games, RPGs and Warhammer stuff.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not up on the industry news these days but it feels increasingly just like an ideas farm for WB and has been for some time. So yeah, could easily be rationalised into oblivion
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, I think the Skydance merger is a disaster for the US film and TV industry but at the same time i can't help but roll my eyes at the number of takes that are "but what will happen to my precious franchises" They'll be fine, its originality and creative risk taking you need to worry about.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh this looks like fun but I need to find the time!
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Orson Krennic: We Were On The Verge Of Greatness
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Well its a good start Tech-Adept but let's double the number of guns and add some flying butresses, shall we?"
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Warhammer 40k Tech-Priest Screeching
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did....did Games Workshop design that?
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep thinking I could get some mouse decorations to convert a Rattenpanzer.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, fuck those Rats man, they ruined my tank.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Youve seen the Quar, right? WW1 Clangers!
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This reminds me that I recently learned that there a Gundam series where the mechs are named for Watership Down characters and the Gundam Kehaar looks eye-wateringly silly.
Gundam RX124 TR6 Kehaar II. Its so spikey for, er, reasons, I guess?
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropos of the last comment, I would observe that making the Maul show "dark" (kinda) just meant they added characters with more than one dimension and killed some of them off, giving the show some actual fucking stakes to care about. (Then almost fucked it with a bunch of canon porn at the end)
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just begging nerd influencers to watch non-nerd movies.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday, almost the weekend.
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Battlestar Galactica
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ended up using citadel mostly because local availability is good compared to other brands. And in fairness they're a lot better then their older reputation.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You do build a standee train up, like Colt Express. There's also a ton of miniatures for monsters etc. I fest unboxing it, to be honest.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get in Loser, we're going to Grind the North Horn*. #ff14 #ffxiv * not a euphemism
My character (back, female Au Ra) and my wife's character (front, male Miquote) in a swish car from Final Fantasy 14.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why Past Me has his kickstarter privileges revoked.
An enormous pile of boardgame - the Horror on the Orient Express board game.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tongue in cheek time.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't, that film messed me up as a kid, especially the death scene.
Edward G Robinson death scene from Soylent Green.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5...4...3...2...1...
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Thunderbirds: Thunderbird 2 Launch
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't imagine the horror of that sort of attitude. I like cultural comfort food, I consume a fair bit of it. But I *need* new, I *need* stories i haven't heard before, perspectives I've never considered. I struggle to understand why people see this sort of intellectual and cultural death desirable
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its sort of fascinating how so many of the people boosting AI into cultural areas are basically saying "I don't want to see or hear anything genuinely new ever again, just the same stuff forever thank you"
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel its unfair that when a grizzly bear eats excessively for a couple of weeks to fatten up for winter its "nature's miracle" and a "feelgood news story" but when I do it, it's "unhealthy" and "for God's sake Matt stop eating Love Hearts"
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