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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Glad I was a few beers into the night when I read this. 🤮

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

You are not alone. A large part of the planet feels the same way.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Just needs that little shit Lakitu flying around on his cloud dropping those spiny things…

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Reading the room, and letting the room read him. We need all of this we can get!

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Now that I’ve had to stare at Vance and Johnson for this long, I think we need to coin the term Resting Vance Face. Is he stuck like that?

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

If this was an email, it needs a TLDR. Which honestly could be as long as the original email.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Strategery. If not reacting achieves more than reacting, then please sit quietly and try to invoke a meltdown.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Not only is Trump talking, but we have to see Vance and Johnson in the background. Can’t they blur the background or something?

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I’m waiting for Trump to tell everyone to look under their seats to see what prizes they’ve won.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Unfortunately none of those songs are underage anymore.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I feel like Stephen Miller is throwing ketchup right now. #badbunny

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I am thankful for all the people I follow on social media. Their perspectives, resistance against the onslaught from our government…it gives hope when hope is hard to come by. And Minnesota, you guys are fucking incredible.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The reporter showed considerable restraint by not immediately kicking JD in the family jewels.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Yum! I still remain bitter over the utter destruction New England IPAs wrought upon craft beer variety over the past decade, but have seen enough British and Belgian beer in stores recently to give me hope.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Can we smoke on the flights as well? Let’s make sure we don’t half ass this return to glory.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I’m currently using them to line the rim of my margarita.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Dammit dude…couldn’t you have at least waited until tomorrow morning to remind us 🤣

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I really hope this is the beginning of the sun rising again on democracy.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I’d even back that up and wonder if he’s aware there’s even an election.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

We can rest assured they are powered by sustainably sourced Bolivian marching powder.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

All those Epstein files have to kept someplace…

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Could I fly a plane over it and shit on it first?

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Redefining moderate as “keeps a low profile and votes for Trump anyway” sounds about right. And there are way too many moderate Republicans in Congress right now.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I’m sure its defining feature will be the onsite McDonalds dining hall.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The Mighty Brisketeers reporting for duty.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

It’s as if every middle school bully from the past 30 years has found their calling in life.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Hopefully the indictment had the new TPS cover sheet on it. That would just be embarrassing.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Translation: I’m sending the armed forces to go after black and brown people.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Sounds serious. If you put some Preparation Left on it, it should clear up in a couple of days.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

The brainworm must have nibbled on whatever gray matter was storing that memory.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Individuals, or just white people? I feel like there might be some selective enforcement involved…

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

She could even be, dare I say, “very, very concerned.” I can’t wait for the day Maine gives her the boot.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Definitely once you leave this earth, you need someone to work this quote into your eulogy.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I get Zoolander vibes to be honest. I kinda like it.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Someone needs to invent a new kind of soap to wash off the ick for situations like this. Not sure what additive to start with, but flaked hydroxide could be a start.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I don’t get how it’s so hard to recognize the extent to which this country has wronged in the past, and to commit to doing better. That’s what it is to be American.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

One of my RAs in college was on the cheerleading team. Pretty sure he had the upper body strength of a gorilla. Do not recommend engaging them in hostilities.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

A tan suit would be my first choice.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

If we really want to take cheap shots…Fleetwood AMD.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

As a blue state resident, I’ve been murdered at least a dozen times using public transportation. Plus my trains are never on time, and god forbid I get on a car with functional air conditioning.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Looks like Mar-a-Lago has reached capacity for classified document storage and an offsite overflow location needs to be built.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Just think of how many boxes of classified documents will fit in there!

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Obviously he was just doing opposition research 🙂

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

We could definitely benefit from a Supreme Court justice with zero fucks left to give, calling out what is in plain sight to any sane American.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Amen. Younger folks have more energy to offer than strongly worded letters. Read the room!

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I’m surprised he was able to smile in the face of those agonizing bone spurs. Truly inspirational.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Do the space lasers help reduce wrinkles? I feel like I’ve aged 20 years in the past 2 months.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Hopefully there’s at least a Power Nap in there somewhere.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Don’t forget the tattoos. Nothing says don’t tread on me quite like intimidating tattoos.

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