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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Just needs that little shit Lakitu flying around on his cloud dropping those spiny things…

Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Not only is Trump talking, but we have to see Vance and Johnson in the background. Can’t they blur the background or something?

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I’m waiting for Trump to tell everyone to look under their seats to see what prizes they’ve won.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I feel like Stephen Miller is throwing ketchup right now. #badbunny

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I am thankful for all the people I follow on social media. Their perspectives, resistance against the onslaught from our government…it gives hope when hope is hard to come by. And Minnesota, you guys are fucking incredible.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The reporter showed considerable restraint by not immediately kicking JD in the family jewels.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The Mighty Brisketeers reporting for duty.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Translation: I’m sending the armed forces to go after black and brown people.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

She could even be, dare I say, “very, very concerned.” I can’t wait for the day Maine gives her the boot.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

One of my RAs in college was on the cheerleading team. Pretty sure he had the upper body strength of a gorilla. Do not recommend engaging them in hostilities.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

As a blue state resident, I’ve been murdered at least a dozen times using public transportation. Plus my trains are never on time, and god forbid I get on a car with functional air conditioning.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Looks like Mar-a-Lago has reached capacity for classified document storage and an offsite overflow location needs to be built.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I’m surprised he was able to smile in the face of those agonizing bone spurs. Truly inspirational.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

The only place this book should be available is in the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Exactly why I always wear tactical gear, carry flash grenades, keep a well stocked bleed kit, and have multiple bottles of hand sanitizer any time I take the subway. You just never know…

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

They must really have the white stuff.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

People come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying “sir, I’ve never seen questions so strong.”

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Schumer continuing to embarrass the Democratic Party trying to challenge Trump. Maybe next he’ll call the White House and ask to speak to a supervisor.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Today feels like fulfillment of yet another campaign promise.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Wisconsin giving this shit waffle the 🖕 tonight.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I’d say Chuck deserves a swift kick to the nuts, but he has none.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Chuck showing senate democrats how it’s done…

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

We’re actually increasing Medicaid funding by a negative number, so it’s just gonna work itself out naturally.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Musk might legally be a citizen, but that bitch will never be an American.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I’m gonna guess the correction factor is three fifths. No particular reason.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

You’re in the minority and aren’t legislating jack shit. Please tell us you’ve got a Plan B.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Alrighty then…so Trump wants to grab the Middle East by the Gaza? JFC.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Oh look, Border Barbie! She’ll be able to add that border patrol jacket to her collection, right next to the ICE outfit.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Is there a Democrat version of Mitch McConnell in Congress? I’d feel better about all this if we had someone leading the charge who knew how to grind shit to a halt for the next several years.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

So Musk’s grandparents were members of the Nazi party, he supports far right nut jobs in Germany, plus all the other shitposts he makes…and we’re expected to believe that wasn’t a Nazi-esque gesture? GTFO.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Hegseth’s hearing was the opening salvo in what I’m sure will be an orgy of incompetence from MAGA. Unfortunately we’ll be forced to watch this for four years, but Senate Dems for their part did their best.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Articles like this help remind me that we are at the center of the clusterfuck for the next 4 years, but we will get through it.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Between Trump’s presser, Cannon vs DoJ, and Zuck assuming the position…the amount of bullshit up to now already feels overwhelming. Which I know is the point of it all. But still, what the fuck.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Can I coin the term “Loomerang”? If you toss enough bat shit crazy into MAGA-land, it eventually circles around and hits you in the ass.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Fetterman was my new hope for a blue collar, no filter type of democrat to lead the way to a new era. All I’m left with is…dude, what the fuck?

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

In a retaliatory escalation no one saw coming, Panama has initiated legal proceedings against Van Halen.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My shutdown takeaway: If Republicans are ever effective at governing for more than four straight hours, they should seek immediate medical attention as it could be a sign of a serious medical condition.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

To which Herschel replied…”What’s a Bahama?”

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I recently saw this quote for the first time, and will be my North Star for the next four years. I’m a math and science nerd at heart, but really enjoy reading blurbs that help put into words how to describe the ridiculousness I see around me.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

We’ve moved into a space so dominated by influencers out for personal gain and attention, be it social media, financial, political, etc., that as a whole we are losing sight of how full of shit most of them are.

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Bjorn Bluesky @thegoodviking.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

For the next 4 years, this might as well just be called the mojo dojo blanco house, filled with the most ridiculous caricatures of leadership imaginable. Thanks MAGA. www.cnn.com/2024/11/30/p...

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Trump announces he intends to replace current FBI director with loyalist Kash Patel | CNN Politics

President-elect Donald Trump announced Saturday that he intends to nominate Kash Patel to serve as the next director of the FBI.

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