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The Goblin Pig

@thegoblinpig.bsky.social
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The pigman. Autistic as fuck. Writes, draws, games.

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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Help they’ve turned you into a marketable sticker.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not sure. Don’t think I’ve ever heard it.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Kind, chill, all-round good vibes.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did this commission for @jennatek.bsky.social quite a while back. A streaming PNGtuber avatar that I have finally gotten around to slapping together a quick background for to post here lmao. If ya like what you see, my vgen is... NOWHERE. Pigman needs them codes. DMs open tho 👀
A humanoid android with a blank face plate covered in question works. A quaff of candyfloss-esque hair in blue, pink and white, wearing a jacket that looks like Stagecoach seat upholstery.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 13/05/2026
The Slay the Spire 2 controversy is honestly funny. I can’t think of anything that proves how transparently immature the anti SJW grift is than people being forced to act as if a game they’ve been enjoying for months is now suddenly unplayable woke trash solely because Anita’s name is in the credits
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I do some PNGtuber stuff and some general art. Ink/Ink wash style is my fave.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Here’s hoping for the former!
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When I have disposable income again I'm gonna scratch my Switch 2 screen a second time :flex emoji:
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#FrottingFaye you say?
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Luckily when it comes to our friendship we are both that person
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I may be just a simple pig man but I think you’re a delight! Always a joy to raid. I hope you feel better soon, and may those who have spurned you perish in eternal hogfire.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I should probably stop sending you DMs about FFXIV then...
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
ngl chat I think she fell asleep ;)
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Looking up guides is underrated tbh. People espouse the joy of exploration and finding things for yourself. I'm sure those people *do* experience that joy, but for me, the sheer inefficiency of it makes my brain itch. I've reduced several sprawling open worlds to a checklist and I have no regrets.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Everybody Pray for Faye. We WILL play Requiem in 2026
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My bad for missing tuesday tomorrow, folks. Dental work. There's a reason I draw the Pigman to have a broken tusk.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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the letters w and s are visible in the dark sky
ALT: the letters w and s are visible in the dark sky
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m never making it back to Racoon City, I fear. (jk do what you gotta do and best of luuuuuck)
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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a green donut with a hole in the middle and a red bar that says 250/250
ALT: a green donut with a hole in the middle and a red bar that says 250/250
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m… mesmerising…
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I keep catching them out of the corner of my eye. Hoping they never fully coalesce.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE SQUARE. WE SHALL STREAM TOMORROW INSTEAD. LMAO. SLAY THE SPIRE??? MORE LIKE SLAY THE STREAM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL Sigma nuts
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Be there... OR BE SQUARE.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dw Eduardo what happens in the Forest stays in the Forest.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Now that @demonessfaye.bsky.social has had a chance to properly debut her, here's the art (minus the 10 other mouths) that I made for Ness, Streamer Extraordinare!
A demon lady with long, purple pigtails, kickass wings, and boobs each individually larger than the boulder Chris Redfield had to punch at the end of RE5.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON… no, wait, hang on
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Releasing the full, finished product is a *bold* teaser, I’ll give you that
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Hellooooo hellooo helloooo, yes, hi! Welcome to the stream, I am your lovely host Demasodnablahbleh--heh--HMMMMMMMM. I am your lovely host Demoness Faye here to shower you with love and friendly vibes. And with me as always is my dear friend, The Gobli--" "*uncontrollable bullshit commences*"
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It looks great!
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"You like trans girls, don't you, Squidward?" Getting back into the swing of things with a cursed @demonessfaye.bsky.social
Demoness Faye, seen (and lit) from a low angle, with an unnaturally wide, smug grin, reminiscent of Spongebob from that one Krabby Patty episode.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Don’t do it my friend there is probably poo in there.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I heard your grief and trauma is pretty strong. Let me fight it.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Right back at you. And if it doesn’t, I’ll break its legs.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Absolutely beautiful
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Always ‘ere for ya, *strangah*.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
While I hope this doesn’t affect the plan to stream, because I am very looking forward to it, I will flag that it is still Tuesday, not Wednesday, stressful though the week has already been!
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hit with the classic NF Tease
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I can see myself becoming the Digimon Emperor but I’d *never* be as cringe as our billionaire class.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m more of a flameless shirt.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
You still have me, a big ol’ support sponge. Not so much a network as a massive ball of yarn.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Meg in the streets, Dusa in the sheets.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We didn’t get that 100%. Almost as if some twat with a persistent cough was sabotaging you at every turn…
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Ouroboros, you say…
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Better to crash out than to cash out, I always say.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’m not a big fighter game guy but judging by my social media feed, FighterZ is particularly brutal.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Toadally awesome.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
My OC was literally at their wedding!
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hate fascists, hate transphobes, love the gays, simple as.
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It's about the j u i c e
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The Goblin Pig @thegoblinpig.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The idea of someone like Melarov being illegal to draw professionally is absurd. Maybe crypto is the way forward after all. Jk... unless?
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