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McCloud in the streets, Columbo in the sheets. Union Strong. He/him

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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Made some birria. It turned out… just okay? Would have been better as barbacoa. But still! Dipping is always fun.
Three toasty golden corn tortillas in a glossy, black cast iron pan. They have been folded into half-moons. Crispy fried cheese and shreds of brown braised beef peek out the edges. 
Three golden brown corn tortillas, folded in half, stuffed with braised beef and cheese and then fried, sit upon a white plate. Their surfaces are flecked with chopped white onion and bright green flecks of cilantro. Beside them sits a small white porcelain coffee cup. The cup is filled with dark, reddish-brown birria consommé. More white onion and cilantro lie on top of the broth. The plate of food looks good as hell.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh nooooooo. Man, this sucks. I really, really hope Sweaty Betty’s can hang in there. I love that place. Instrumental in me discover who I am and also a lot of good music.
A real estate listing for Sweaty Betty’s, a beloved Toronto queer dive bar. The building is up for sale. The listing notes that the tenant is solid and a good earner. Black background with a colour photo showing the red front if the bar, window festooned with posters and a Pride flag
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In these difficult times, may I recommend a heating… belt?
A black nylon heating belt. There are a small power socket and three flat control buttons on the front. Each button has a function icon: heat, massage, belly)
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The forecast today is “yellow”
A photograph of a yellow-grey lake and sky. The bottom left shows a still, grey lake. Dark trees line the far shore. Up the left of the photo is the spikey silhouette of a tall pine tree, with a small dock extending into the water at its base. The rest of the photos is an uncanny amber-coloured sky. It looks dull and smokey from forest fire smoke.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Plus tactical lip balm!
Sick awesome vintage (meaning, from my own childhood, ugh) GI Joe “survival kit”. A bright blue ans yellow box contains a small camo canteen, GI Joe branded Kleenex and bandaids, plus some tactical lip balm. There’s a cartoon picture of a cool GI Joe on the front.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Eat your colours
A healthy and vibrant bowl of nourishment. Tan roasted peanuts, day-glo orange cheezits, white and yellow “popcorn-flavour” rice crackers and a beautiful, bright green mound of dill pickle Corn Pops. All heaped in a white bowl. Peak performance.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Trapped home for one day more. Transforming that energy into tourtière.
Two golden-brown tourtière, a quebecois meat pie, bubble and tan in a black oven interior, sitting on gleaming steel racks. Side by side, they glisten goldly and crisply. If you’ve had real champagne, they smell like that biscuit taste. Inside, you can intuit, brown and savoury meat bubbles and burbles and tastes like Christmas, if you’re a French Canadian pioneer, or if you’re anyone with the same kind of heart.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Seriously, look at these babies. Randa told me the secret is butter, but not too much sugar. Other places use sugar to add weight to their baklava, but not her. Butter, pistachios, real honey and love, babbyyyy.
The most gorgeous, jewel-like baklava, arranged on a clear plastic tray. In front is a thread-spun square number, with dark nuts and fruit in the centre. There are phyllo lozenges with bright green pistachio centres, cream-filled, honey-dripping cylinders, flaky golden pyramids. They are perfect. I want to go back.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Vegan caramel popcorn shoggoths, for my #DeltaGreen group.
Glossy brown and white caramel popcorn balls in a metal muffin tray. Coloured Gummie eyeballs and gummie worm “tentacles” sprout from each sweet and cronchy blob. Spooky, and really makes you think.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Baked goods? More like baked AWESOMES
The metal grille of a cooling rack sits atop the black burners and white surface of a standard oven. The main attraction, however are the golden brown, crispy craggily cookies. Amber chocolate chip cookies and darker oatmeal-maple raisin cookies. They look so damn good. It’s probably for the best that Bluesky doesn’t have Smell-O-Vision, but in this case, you’re missing out.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yes’m. Coming right up.
A miniature knight in armour sits atop a wooden dowel. The knight wears a yellow and red tabard and carries a long sword, that curves slightly to the right. He seems very proud of it. A big steamy pot of yellow spaghetti, curled about in a deep red tomato sauce. To the right a Caucasian thumb and finger saucily squeezes a toasty meatball. Mamma Mia, it’s sexy as helllllll
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Anyway. Heres a peach galette:
A molten sea of dark orange peach slices, floating in a dark brown pool of sugar and juice.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I visited the Mundare Sausage Memorial in Alberta. Breathtaking.
A giant, veiny, throbbing sausage sculpture, erected in a small town Alberta park. The huge, but surprisingly thin, given its length, brown sausage thrusts itself proudly into the blue sky, surrounded by trees. A heart shaped plaque at its base gives the history of the sausage and really sets the whole thing off. Always pay attention to the plaque.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
My cat died today. I am so sad.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! So I’m at my parents and desperately trying to cook supper before my mum gets too drunk to eat. Anyway, heres a lamb burger and oven fries.
A dark brown lamb burger, overcooked, sits on a white bun, on a white plate with some crispy (overcooked) oven fries. The background is a nice yard in the sunshine. You can tell that it’s like a million degrees and the cook/photographer is a little stressed.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
By GUM, I love a good banh mi. The tiny place in the laundromat. Better, even, than the old standby places on Spadina. And v. affordable. Fantastic crispy/fluffy bun. This one was crispy pork, but don’t sleep on the Vietnamese pulled chicken.
The remains of a beautiful crispy pork banh mi. A blue and white paper wrapper lies crumpled on a plain, white plate. A hint of bisexual backlighting.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If you’re queer and it’s June and you make nachos, they’re Pride Nachos.
A closeup of the best nachos any one has ever made in a home toaster oven. The cheese is yellow and white and melted and glistening. Red cubes of pepper and red cubes of tomato dot the toasty surface. A few rounds of green jalapeño peel through the impeccably curated surface. Dark chunks of brown meatloaf and paler beans express themselves, subtly, but finely. Yellow tortilla chips form the matrix in which the glorious mix is suspended. You KNOW it’s fully and properly layered.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The time between a medical test and receiving the results can be fraught and fearful. It’s best spent making some delicious Chinese food. Here’s some garlic pea shoots, “Mongolian” lamb (Aussie takeout style) and Lazy Noodles. #woksoflife #justonecookbook
A wok full of bright green sautéed pea shoots. Glossy green leaves and lighter stems are slick with garlicky oil. This picture makes you crave green vegetables. You will now Green Goon. (Eat your greens!)A cauldron (lodge brasier) bubbles with dark and glossy brown sauce. Strips of lamb Bob about, flecked with green onions and chilis. Oh my goodness it’s so sticky and good. A wokful of ribbony yellow noodles, tinged brown with a soy-based sauce. Heaps of wilted green bok choi nestle in the centre. Scattered about are juicy strips of brown mushroom and tasty dark nuggets of beef. Oh baby, this is some noodles for YOU.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Made some cottage pie, from leftover pot roast and mushrooms. Perfect for a rainy day. Goes will with a big mug of tea and a round of Boltgun.
A closeup of the craggy, crispy, somewhat gooey surface of a cottage pie. The mashed potato topping is mixed with cheddar. Warm yellows and browns, with dark and crispy caramelized ridges. It looks good as hell.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I wish everyone cupcakes and the fulfilment of spring’s renewal.
Two homemade, frosted cupcakes sit in a shiny aluminum tray. The yellow cupcakes are frosted with gooey layers of marshmallow and vanilla frosting. The base layer is pale yellow and the top layer is bright green. Each cupcake has a few coloured chocolate candy eggs, nestled into a scattering of brown granola, suggesting a bird’s nest. They look way better than their maker thought they would and you can tell he’s pretty jazzed about it.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Little Orphan Annie and her faithful dog, Sandy, appear to incite an unseen crowd to violence in a black and white illustration. Annie is a curly-haired girl in a black dress. She stands dressing in a black onesie, on a soapbox, helpfully inscribed “SOAP”. Her arm is raised, her mouth open, implying her rhetorical power. The dog, Sandy, sits beside her, a terrifying familiar with elongated limbs and long, devilish ears. Both are possessed of dead white eyes, like soulless voids. It’s very cute.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Helen Mirren in a still from the tv series “Prime Suspect”. A middle-aged woman with short blonde hair smokes a cigarette, wearing an olive pantsuit and white blouse. She’s in the middle of giving her all-male police team a right bollocking.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
So I’m experimenting with a genius brainwave idea I had. Stuffing Katsu. It’s like tonkatsu, but with stuffing instead of rice and a savoury light gravy, instead of straight-up tonkatsu sauce. This was a quickie, made entirely with storebought parts, except for the homemade tonk-gravy.
A lovely, trashy, gross-but-tasty “stuffing katsu” plate. A big, lumpy pile of brown stovetop, box stuffing sits at the top left of a round, white plate. Beside it flops a pile of creamy coleslaw. Covering the bottom third of the plate are thin strips of pork cutlet, drizzled with thick, brown mushroom gravy, mixed with tonkatsu sauce. Scattered about are bright yellow segments of lemon.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Pi
A glorious mushroom pizza. Lakes of cheese support reefs of sautéed mushrooms, surrounded by a… circular… beach? of mottled crust.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Made a Greek-inspired, mixed-greens pie. Not too bad, honestly. I was aiming for lower-sodium, low fat, so it’s not as good as the real thing. Maybe a little too much mint, maybe a little too much rice and would definitely benefit from some feta. HOWEVER! Still very satisfying and tasty.
A Greek-inspired greens pie. Top-down perspective. A golden-brown traditional pastry pie shell encases a dense trove of mixed greens. The craggily, burnished surface hides a wealth of kale, watercress, collards, parsley and spinach. Some of this peeks greenly, through vents in the pastry surface.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Each of these garbage cans was designed with the same degree of accuracy, ease of use and aesthetic clarity. They are equally popular elements of the Toronto urban environment.
A Tesla Chudmotruck gently nuzzles its parent, a Toronto public garbage can.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Time is a bath circle.
The pink ginger leg you want, with the bubbles that you love. The pink, ginger-haired leg is flexing its bubble-covered toes (attached to foot, at end of leg) against a slightly shabbier bathroom wall than last time. Centre frame are a circular chrome knob that inexplicably only gives hot water between 45 and 90 degrees of leftward rotation, and a chrome tap at centre. It’s dripping gently in a way that somehow isn’t annoying. Implicit in the composition is that *this* bathtub is far too small, and not really good for the subject’s arthritis, but you have to take your pleasures where you find them.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
GUYS, I swear to god this time I won’t make it too hot. I promise. I swear to g
A rolling field of bubbles covers what can only be the body of a ginger Adonis. A single foot, long, improbably long toes only, rises pinkly from the sea of pearlescent foam. Against a background of white tile, a shiny chrome tap vomits forth water. From the composition, you can tell that the water is slightly not hot enough, but the bather shoulders this burden like Atlas, if Atlas was taking a pretty decent bath.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
FINALLY
A very pink and ginger-haired knee and foot peak through a cloud of pearly bubbles. It’s a leg, in a well-deserved hot bath. The bubbles rise like a Ghibli cloud to the left. A stainless steel tap pokes through centre frame. The whole composition allows you to intuit the subject’s intense exhaustion and how the bath water is slightly too warm, but what are ya gonna do.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I made some nice bread.
A golden-brown and craggy-topped loaf of herbed beer bread sits in a grey metal loaf pan. It looks good as hell. You can practically smell the cheese through your screen. Imagine a toasty gold slice of this baby, drenched in butter.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hey, I can do this one!
A painted miniature knoll opens their mouth in a roar, brandishing a spiky shield and an axe. The knoll has bushy orange and yellow fur, with a brown and orange Mohawk. The miniature sits fixed to a piece of wooden dowel.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The word “Feelings” is painted in colourful letters maybe, seven feet high? Across a black painted exterior wall. The letters appear in a graded superimposition, white at the forefront, then orange, red and through three lightening shades of blue. The cab of a dark Kei truck can be seen in the bottom left foreground.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Depression nachos turned out okay, actually. Layering. Maybe a little rich and heavy, but it’s -20° and I left the house for like, twenty minutes. So good on me and you.
Closeup of a sickass tray of nachos. Bright red cubes of pepper dot amongst brown lumps of taco ground beef, rotisserie chicken breast, white melted cheese and tan tortilla chips. The picture fills the frame. It’s nachos time, babbbyyyy there’s also bits of green onion, for health.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Pizza 2 Pepperoni and mushroom. My favorite. It’s turkey pepperoni, for health. Honestly, though? It’s totally fine. WAY less salt and fat than regular. And it tastes exactly the same as the regular supermarket pepperoni. I put basil leaves on before cooking, which I like sometimes, sometimes after
An awkward, rectangular homemade pizza stretches diagonally left, away from the camera.  Large, browny-red rounds of pepperoni are laid thickly out across the pizza. You can see red sauce (just regular jar stuff) peeking out under a greasy layer of cheese. There’s some sautéed mushroom and a few toasted basil leaves on there. The edges of the crust are a little pale and dusty with white flour.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
PIZZA NIGHT! I’m al forno solo now, so I had to scale my plans back a little. Pizza 1 Half and half. Hawaiian, with Turkey bacon (gesture towards Health Conditions) and jalapeño. The other half is roast sweet potato, rosemary and goat cheese, no sauce, just a bit of olive oil.
A small, roughly oval half and half  pizza. The lower half consists of orange and brown roast cubes of sweet potato on a puffy, golden, breast crust. There are toasty-looking lumps of white goat cheese dotted about. The top half is Hawaiian style. I love Hawaiian, but this time it came out a bit bland, tbh. Pale chunks of frozen pineapple break up the cheesy surface of a tomato sauces pizza. Red bits of leathery turkey bacon are interspersed with brightly green rings of jalapeño.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Gonna do a couple fat poodle legs off the top, then figure out how to blow rails vertically.
A small boudoir cabinet made entirely of mirrors sits on a grey street curb. The face of one of the drawers is cracked.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Pushing through the depresh to paint this angry little guy. I’d been looking forward to it, but I’m really struggling to get the paint on. It’s a Reaper Bones and it says it doesn’t need priming, but the paint is running all over the place. Do I keep at it, or cover it up with primer and start over?
Real angry little guy. A grey plastic miniature sits atop a bit of grey doweling, used as a painting handle. It’s a bulgy, muscling barbarian, with the rocker hair and a big sword, axe and furry cloak n’ boots. There’s some ruddy flesh paint on his chest and some grey on his fur loincloth. But it’s very patchy and runny-looking. You can tell just by looking at it that the painter is a little depressed and annoyed, and would probably benefit from some fresh air and sunlight.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Stock cubes.
Three gold and amber wrapped hazelnut chocolates sit on a mottled yellow marble countertop. Behind them stands a metallic amber bag marked “Pernigott Cremino”. The author of the post has humourously mislabelled them as “stock cubes”.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Christmas
A red glass bird Christmas tree ornament lies broken on a yellow and mottled brown marble countertop. Reflected lines of radiance form a halo around it.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
New plant friends.
A lovely frost fern. They’re actually a kind of moss! A vibrant green plant with creamy white tips on its… how to describe… it’s leaves kind of look like if a fern were a cabbage. Kind of feathery and rounded. A small rosemary sits in black earth, in terra cotta pot. Spiky green leaves in a sunny, barred window. I always kill these things. Maybe they don’t like being indoors. Ah well. Try and try again!
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If your understanding of quantum theory brought you to this, of what use was your understanding of quantum theory?
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m so sorry about your cat. What an awful loss. A miniature sounds like a delightful tribute. Dark Sword Miniatures has a whole line of animal characters. Great sculpts. There’s cats of all breeds and classes. I just primed one, to celebrate a furry fellow I know.
A metal fantasy miniature of a cat standing in armour, bearing a great sword in its paws. The cat has a furry face and a crowned helmet. The miniature is primed with a black undercoat and a white highlight, but is otherwise unpainted. It sits stuck to a small piece of brown wooden dowel.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Painted another miniature! Practising layers. Shield looks pretty rough. Early days! And it’s a good time.
Fantasy miniature of a knight in armour. They wear full plate mail, painted in gunmetal and silver. Dressed up in a yellow tabard, with red trim. They carry a matching yellow shield, with red trim and symbol. Their sword is gunmetal, with a brassy handle. The miniature is fixed by its base to a short length of wooden dowl, held by blue putty.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My best furry boy. He’s back at his mum’s place, but I got to cat sit this weekend. I love him so much.
Magnificent specimen of a tuxedo cat. Big, black face, gorgeous white whiskers and a little white paw.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Two science fiction series about how living under corporate, theocratic, feudal patriarchies isolate and deform us, robbing us of our shared humanity. Really makes ya think.
Poster image for the tv series “Raised by Wolves”. Stylized image of a female figure with grey skin, short red hair and glowing eyes looks down upon a foetus, cradled in her hands. Both the female figure and the held foetus have cybernetic implants. The background is roiling grey clouds, with the series title rendered in orange. Poster image for the tv series “Kings”. To the left there are profile portraits of Ian McShane in a suit and some young dude in what looks like a military cadet uniform. The backdrop is the skyline of an imaginary future city, with the title in bold, silver letters. Orange flags wave ominously in a madding crowd.
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Post Mahone @thegingercolossus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hell yeah
A screenshot of my Bluesky account showing my following # as the weed number.
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