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Geoff McQueen

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pint of milk, crisps, bar of galaxy, irn bru, brown rolls, some sort of cold meat, colmans mustard, newspaper maybe

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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 9h
One Euro and ninety cents for a very drinkable bottle of red. I’m never coming home.
a wine bottle on a wooden table. The label says Montepulciano D’Abruzzo.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The noo
big bell tower, tourists, blue sky, uncle tom cobley an all
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
also, this was just a silly pun that popped into my head, it’s not so serious. Please, put the flaming torches down, I meant no harm.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They missed a trick not calling their one Chickipedia.
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i bought some compression socks but i just looked at the waveforms and my feet are still peaking all over the place
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Home
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m on Actual Real Holiday and I’m watching Italian Big Brother (Grande Fratello). It looks like the men are not allowed shirts in this version.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s actually kind of impressive just how quickly AI is making everything annoying, untrustworthy and unusable. (Hot take from the boy McQueen there, I know)
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not really. And, to be fair to Mrs McQ, I was singing a song at her at that point about how to use the toaster properly. Attend! Attend! Etc
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Tinder Logo Reveal Animation
ALT: Tinder Logo Reveal Animation
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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A mini Stylophone
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Do you like who you’ve become, Geoff?” #somethingmywifejustsaidtome
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First frost of the autumn.
Frosty morning
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just booked tickets to go see the lady in the shell thing. Quite excited.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the great “what the F*** were they thinking?” tour merch items of all time from @arabstrap.scot here. A head scratcher.
A screenshot of a scarf celebrating The First Big Weekend, which is fine. But the text on the scarf reads “Scotland 0 - 2 England” which was the Euro 96 result (with that Gazza goal). And that game isn’t one that us Scots should be keen to memorialise, even if it does get a mention in your band’s (fantastic) debut single. Just an odd choice all round really. Maybe the oddest bit of tour merch I’ve seen since I saw Spiritualized on the Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space tour and they were selling all white polo shirts (they looked like badminton shirts but I think the idea was they were something you’d find in a chemists).
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good day for podcasts today.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tits, bum, fanny, the lot.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it is cold and misty and sunny and - oh - everything today.
Blue sky, bit of cloud, tree in autumn colours, fence (bit knackered), spider webMisty valley
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morning! Happy #HillfortsWednesday! Here’s Bailliehill near Eskdalemuir yesterday.
bailliehill hill fort near Eskdalemuir taken from the next hill over
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve now listened to “Shellshock” so many times this morning that @mrjoncryer.bsky.social has started repeatedly cycling past my house.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was listening to Underground 80s on @somafm.com this morning and they played “Don’t Go” by Yazoo and then followed it straight away with “Shellshock” by New Order and I *felt* something I hadn’t felt in a long time. I think it might have been happiness.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First hour of Richard Dawson’s selections was excellent and has gone down extremely well (especially in Poughkeepsie). Go to WFMU.org now to hear the second hour or join the chat here: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
wfmu.org
WFMU-FM 91.1/Jersey City, NJ; 90.1/Hudson Valley, NY
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just set myself a reminder to listen to Scott Williams’s show on WFMU tonight at 8:01pm (UK). Richard Dawson is guesting and doing a two-hour DJ set. I’d never usually call anything a must listen but this is a must listen. #WFMU #Hellraiser
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve waited long enough I reckon. it’s time to start checking out all those live Can albums. first stop, Stuttgart!
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sundays are for jazz.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it’s a nothing thing but when I sell something on eBay I describe it honestly and with humour. I sell things very cheaply, package everything beautifully, put in thank you cards and message the buyer at every step. And then when you hear absolutely nothing from the buyer, it boils my piss.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like that you are inventing meats. You always were an innovator.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
delighted that the Humpback Whales have written some new songs.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Feel like crap, just want Chatabix back
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This morning I discovered that Jon Hassell is not the best music to listen to when you’re out for a run.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s always interesting to me to see what radio station the dogs are listening to when I get home. this afternoon they are enjoying pleasant reggae sounds on WFMU. Good choice there my dawgs.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please can the little dog come and play please?
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PODCAST HOSTS: Make your podcast really stand out from the crowd by saying “Let’s get into it” at any given opportunity.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m thinking badger. Possibly wasp.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d vote for the one on the left as it’s got better boobs.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should probably post the results. Remember, I am not a professional stone painter, I’m a radio guy.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel like I should probably apologise for the racially troubling nature of that sillyjoke. But I think it’s kinda harmless really, I do love the Germans, and in my defence I’ve been listening to the Spike Milligan war diary audiobooks all week. So blame him. And/or Hitler, obvs.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very damp morning has now given way to bright sunshine. I have engaged in the German practice of Openzemdamnvindowsallvide to try and get the sogginess out.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just watched Penda’s Fen. It’s quite nice every now and again to watch a film that you can’t make any sense of. #PendasFen
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got a few extras (as the prices were reasonable)
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m taking regular breaks
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’ll do
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I’m going to walk down to the river, select a nice looking smooth stone from the beach there and bring it home and paint it as a present for a child’s fifth birthday. #busyday
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d forgotten that I had sweetcorn last night.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This morning I texted some friendly happy nonsense to three old university chums I hadn’t spoken to in ages. All three of them texted straight back and I had three lovely wee text conversations that cheered me right up. 10/10, strong recommend.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’ve nothing important to do I’m a big fan of overwriting a hangover with weed.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good morning you. youtu.be/KOtpQv2HKXk?...
youtu.be
7ebra - "I Have A Lot To Say" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by PNKSLM
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still look over my shoulder every time Legs & Co come on half-expecting my Dad to appear. #TOTP
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve drawn the short straw and get to take my daughter to a comic con tomorrow. Just been doing my research and the “deodorant advice” makes me think I’m in for an olfactory treat. oh boy.
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Geoff McQueen @thegeoffmcq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fully expect that now Man City have been found guilty that a hefty points penalty be imposed (on Everton).
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