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The Frantic Monkey

@thefranticmonkey.bsky.social
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I'm me, a tattoo nerd and professional writer. I'm as real as you are.

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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you ever thought "today is the worst day of my life"? Yesterday, I was in handcuffs and diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Thankfully, today we feel fine after tbe worst month of my life.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Never love, never trust, never beleive. You will only end up destroyed
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every as I go to sleep, I pray to whomever is listening that I don't wake up. Every morning I wake up, i am pissed that I lived. I just want to go to sleep like turning off a light.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am going through the worst depression ever. The person I loved the most in the world, took away what I love most in the world. I have been dealing with the loss for weeks, and the only conclusion I've come to is I dont want to do this anymore. I want off this ride.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, I get a knock on my door and see a mail man standing there. I'm also, pretty baked. He hands me an envelope, and as I am signing for it, I question why, and realize it registered mail. At that moment I heard @marcmaron.bsky.social,'s voice in my head saying "this can't be good" All is well
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here me out. It's not perfect, but aew fight forever is a pretty damn good game. There are a lot of cool ideas, and I actually like the career mode. I think people expected way too much from this game, and put WAY too much pressure on it
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have said this a lot, but almost every time i open @fadeinpro.com, I see there is another FREE update. I paid once. And we are on version 5. This fucking company rules.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love gunther. He's not interested in being a cool heal. He's just an asshole
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes dumb things annoy me here is an example. I did a hardware upgrade, got a new phone yesterday. I decide to take a cab from the mall, the driver, ripped me off, but whatever. What annoyed was, as soon as he sees my phone he goes "new phone?" And reaches for it, ro see it. Like, the fuck?
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
While working a gig tonight, one of my colleagues asked me why I am so quick to share self-deprecating/embarrassing stories that make them laugh. And I said simply "I genuinely don't care what people of me, I like getting a laugh, even at my own expense, and I'm a writer,so it may be bullshit" 😃
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Huh, a producer just expressed interest in my martial arts script
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One of my favourite things about being a writer. Is the "writers revenge curse". Years ago, I was writing a story for client. At my day job, I had a shitty boss. So, I loosely based a villainous character who falls into a vat of shit after that dude. I got to blow off steam and be productive
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fucking incredible.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I saw a clip of some guy at the aew ppv, running the length of the top rope, on two sides of the ring. Like an an L. Sometimes I see things in wrestling that makes my brain go "well that should be impossible"
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This, is a loaded question but I am just curious....any experienced actors on this app?
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Have you ever been so pissed at someone, but are also so much of a nerd, that during the course of an argument you flat out recited a monologue from a Shakespeare play? I was as suprised having said it as my friend was hearing it. It was then I remembered knows WAY more Shakespeare than me. Fuck
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I mean, there is still time....
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I watched The Time Machine from 2002, not bad.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As i was hanging up the last thing I heard was "Jerry!" Not in the "don't look at other women" sense, but in the "next time, just pause the movie" sense. Married so long they have reached fhe "comedy team" phase, and both equally goofy.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I spoke to my parents on the phone today, and at one point, speaking to my 78 year old dad, I ask how he is, but hear him drifting away like he is distracted, then mum pops on "We're fine." "Wtf?" "You're dad is watching tv, and got distracted by a pretty girl who came on screen" Never change.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And you're getting it 😉
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One thing i do know is that long before there were trees and dinosaurs, there were giant fungus towers.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I knew a woman once who told me she beleived all life on earth, including humans, evolved from Mushrooms....
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
👍
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ehhh 4,040 days has yet to be beat. But sure
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
ALT: Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm in line at McDonald's, guy ahead kf me is holding a little dog under his arm like a suitcase. The dogs tail is wagging a mile a second. Dogs rule
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This might be a hot take, but the Canadian actor Saul Rubinek, doesn’t get enough credit. He absolutely slays every single role he plays. I watched him in 4 or four episodes of a show called Person Of Interest, and yeah, he fucking blows everyone away on screen..
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have made myself a promise. I will only use the generative AI, to erase my cunt sister from family photos, and only tje ai that is in the gallery section of Samsung phones And replace her with me, in family photos I am not in.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know, that was one of times where I was flat out shocked at the casting, in that, Bowie did so good i was like "wow, who is this actor?" Then when I read David Bowie's name in the credits I was floored. SO fucking good. I had only seen him in one other movie about magic...
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And it SUCCCCCCCCCCKED
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a confession. I feel like a bit of a hypocrite regarding the The Odyssey. I don't care about the casting, its a Chris Nolan movie, so that is enough to know the movie will be amazing, But, Enola Holmes 3, was filmed and set in Malta, but, 3 Maltese actors in the entire cast? That bugs me
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am such bad shape, I just did ten push-ups, only on the first 2 didn't require my knees on the ground, and even then, the last 3 were a struggle and I didn't get as low as I wanted. First time ive done push-ups in like a while. I gotta fix that bullshit
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Six years ago i wrote a five minute short film i had intended to direct and co-star in Now I approached a director friend with the project, and I will produce, and ideally not appear in it
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone else remember the band Rock bitch?
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don't know why. But over the past month, I have been, feeling more like myself than I have in years. More confident in myself, skills and values. Like ive woken up from a nitemare where I was an absolute pussy for too long.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Eh, i can't judge. I am a fan of Sunny's, videos outside of wwe. Shame the company didn't treat her with more respect after her run there ended.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@ellestanger.bsky.social question ma'am, do you have any thoughts, good or bad about the Nordic model regarding sex work in Canada?
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At least he is being valued at all.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lately I've seen a lot of cosplay photos I admitly don't always know the charecters. But, fucking honestly, especially with the homemade stuff, I constantly blown away. That is a type of creativity that blows me away & is just beyond me. Then all the work that goes into making the thing. I couldn't
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I saw the video of Elliot Page training. And I legit had the same two thoughts i see anyone, laughably more fit than I am. 1) "wow shit, that's impressive" and obviously that is training + diet Then its excuse time 2) "yeah,well. I think he was always kinda thin, so 6 pack is easier minus a gut..
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tell you one thing, Ever wanna confuse ths shit out of someone in any social situation? Do that. Someone breaks in "belly slap" and slowly walk towards them, but keep eye contact That theif will quit crime. As a guy, I like to refer to my belly slaps as "a fat guys (me) mating call" 🤨
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
One of the most fascinating things I ever read, was like a manuscript or something. I don't remember how I got it, but basically it was a book by the writer of Star Trek Nemsis And his challenges writing the movie, and his work on TNG, and collaborating with the actors, brilliant incite
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Myk Saiten @myksaiten.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bret the Hitman Hart’s birthday today
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I re-read this, to be clear. If I didn't want to "defend my posts" I could have blocked or muted you at any time. You, however keep telling me to "shut up" yet, continue to engage, when, logically if you wanted to stop hearing from you can block or mute me, but chose not to. Eg (go away come here)
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In your inevitable follow up. Where you will again, attemp to insult me, probably tell me to "shut up" while making another excuse for why you won't block/mute me.
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So, you've gone from telling me to "shut up" To creating a post, that you quickly deleted, just to message again, and attempting to insult me, continuing to prove your "non alpha" status, You appear to think we're in a debate, we're not. I clearly touched a nerve. You can ask about mt handle
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Totally fair. Sorry again, you too! 😃
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm not debating, I asked a question. You, decided to jump in to disrupt things. And you keep telling me to "fuck off" when it was you who chose to engage and keep engaging You said "alphas don't block" Well, we established you aren't an "alpha". So you can block or mute me. Why have you not?
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The Frantic Monkey @thefranticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, to answer your question. You are still the coward compared to an "alpha" since you hide while insulting. And to be clear, you saw something said that upset you, you went on the attack and made assumptions, and have acted aggressively, rather than asking questions And you can't even admit it
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