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The Fisher King

@thefisherking.bsky.social
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At the end of time, we should not be surprised by the company of immortals. This, too, shall pass. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It never ceases to amaze me that the US reelected a socialist cripple so many times we literally passed a constitutional amendment to make sure it never happened again (the socialist part, not the cripple part, obviously)
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most common voter fraud is voter suppression. The most common lie is a lie of ommission. The most common shitpost runs out of chara
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whole lot of "I think" posts coming out of this account. I guess I better go drink a beer to suppress my thought machine.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think drugs should be legal for anyone old enough to qualify for social security. If you can take free money, you can take free basing. Cocaine with your cataracts. Heroine with your hairloss. Help Helen in memory care really remember her youth with LSD and Jimmy Hendrix.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we should use fentanyl for lethal injection. Its far more humane than what we have been using, takes very little for a lethal dose, and the DEA has a bunch they've already confiscated. For bonus points it serves as a great anti-drug campaign. Note: I'm actually against the death penalty.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think therapy for men should always include a shared activity. Building a house, or splitting logs. Men think better when they are doing something and they trust better when sharing the load.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time folks. Send me your spooky gifs.
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Fun
ALT: Dancing Skeletons Halloween Fun
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A great man once asked, "If eating spicy food makes it burn when we poop, does that mean our buttholes have taste buds?"
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mango mousillini Temu Hitler Orange stain He who shall not be named The dumb as Rapist in chief The traitor Krasnov Please reply with your preferred name for he whose obituary will be much celebrated.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The devil is always hiring, and he pays well.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im begging you folks, write some posts. Don't just repost. It's hard enough to tell who is a bot around here.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things which should never be run as a business as the present clear ethical problems due to incentive structures: - Jails - Medicine - Information Distribution - Military
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steins law states that which cannot go on forever, eventually stops. This madness will eventually end, but the music will too.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He sold them the god damn plane.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@sagastar.bsky.social I love your big black hole.
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have got to admit, he hasn’t sounded this good in decades.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Profit is just the name for taxes charged by corporations.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With rising gas prices, I think I've finally come to understand Trumpsters willingness to endure self injury to see people they hate be injured. At this point, I Hate MAGA so much I almost would have voted for him myself if it meant these idiots would be suffering this much.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Famous people killed by their doctors - James Garfield - Koreleov - Michael Jackson
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a coincidence, right as the business case for AI is starting to dissolve, major AI leaders start to advocate for greater regulation. It's almost as if they want to use regulation to cover up the fact that they were lying the whole time and that LLMs have no path to AGI. Golly gee. What a shock.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At this point, I think we should either have a Secretary of the Internet or just of Technology in general
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social Hank Green?
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Bojack Horseman: What Are You Doing Here?
ALT: Bojack Horseman: What Are You Doing Here?
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One day he'll be dead, and we will all know by the celebration in the streets.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that LoFi girls background changes with time, going through the day, sunset, and night.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd like to test something. *taps microphone*. Free Palestine 🇵🇸.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@caenhillcc.bsky.social hell yeah farm animal account
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Born to early to sail the stars, born too late to explore the seas, born just in time to shitpost on the butterfly app
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@scarymrolmecman.bsky.social im here for the legend of the hidden temple
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Esoteric is a good word. Not a lot of people know it.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a PNW person, I think we should all come together and rename the stadiums for Seattle. My vote is "The Rookery" for where the Seahawks play and "The docks" for where the Mariners play. We dont have to get permission folks, we can just start calling them the new names.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@grumpyuncle007.bsky.social everyone needs a grumpy uncle, thanks for being mine
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@slateauto.bsky.social please show the truck hauling soil or bark chips or anything landscaping related.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First fire of the season.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why the hell do we keep giving politicians and oligarchs the benefit of the doubt? These people are not ignorant, nor are they helpless. They are exploiting your willingness to believe in a lie. "Where there is doubt, there is no doubt."
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm torn. I can't decide if Mitch is a corpse or a vegetable. Personally, I think either is an improvement, but the fact KY hasn't filled his seat with a functioning human is dissapointing. Dems really know how to snatch defeat from limp hands that wont fight back.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jobs that will not be replaced by AI: - Union Organizer - Luddite Sabateur - Luigi Enthusiast - Epstein clAss-hole
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In the Greek legend of Cadmus, dragons teeth are sown into the ground and from their furrows sprouts the warriors known as Spartoi. Every day we sow dragons teeth in the hearts of those subject to the brutal realities of war. From every bomb crater rises some new enemy crafted by our own dark deeds.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He was Sleepy Joe because on his watch you could actually get some sleep.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The intelligence may be artificial, but the slop is 100% authentic.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If the bird walks without rhythm, it won't matter if its early.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Im bored, send me some cool accounts to follow.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
John Brown would have built the Killdozer
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net "Dragon Sickness" - A mental disorder where an individual hordes wealth and spends their days destroying poor villagers to acquire their wealth to add to the horde.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The vitriolic hatred of AI that i am seeing on the net is really making me empathize with the Butlerian Jihad in Dune
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I had nearly forgotten the simple joy of an old school mp3 player program. Streaming can be nice, but it never kicks the llamas ass.
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The Fisher King @thefisherking.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We need to seize the means of computation.
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