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Robert Isaacson

@thefightguy.bsky.social
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Mild-mannered citizen by day, daring swordsman by night. And weekends. Other times by appointment.

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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The masculine fragility is at hazmat level III on this one.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Personally I’m less concerned with busting on an artist who knuckled under to a smug billionaire than I am with busting heavily on the smug billionaire who made him knuckle under. Mr. Kraft, before you presume to impose your “morality” on others, explain why your name is all over the Epstein Files?
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The guy is a really good director, why is he fixated on making bad ‘Aliens’ movies..?
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Frankly, they had me at Tater Tot Bucket.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
sometimes you can just meet someone and immediately know deep down in the depths of your soul that they do not empty their dryer lint filter between cycles
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Freestyle diplomacy” in the same manner that Hannibal Lecter was a practitioner of “inventive cuisine”.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yes! Go get it! ❤️
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m waiting for all of those spaceships flying in random directions within yards of each other to have a big ol’ explosive collision.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Noooo! Damn, he was one of my faves.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m going to bet $1 that the actual author is also AI generated. Yep, human as magnetic ink, just like Oliver Wendell Jones’ father.* *maybe three people will get that reference, but if you do, you’re totally of my tribe.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Reminds me very strongly of the first stage combat class I ever took, back in 1988. I was about that coordinated.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The same reason Grover Dill was a sniveling toady to Scut Farkas: if you bow and scrape hard enough, the bully might decide to pants someone else. It’s both pathetic, and pathetically common.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thanks for the reminder, I’ve been meaning to watch The Substance. I liked Weapons okay: I’m a sucker for pretty much anything with Benedict Wong, and the dark comedy of the ending was fun. But I thought the structural choices worked against it, and I have to admit I really didn’t find it scary.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Watched that the other week. I’ll be interested in your take on it.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Johnson is the very definition of what the Elizabethans called a “lickshit lackey”.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
So, audio content produced entirely by bots which will be listened to entirely by bots. Leaving aside how weirdly incestuous that is, I don’t see how you make a profit off of it.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Make Infectious Disease Great Again, apparently.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Love the stuff. We keep jars of chicken base and veggie base on hand pretty much constantly.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I feel oddly called out by this. 😉
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Shouting Heads
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You and Veronica may be the most thoroughly married people I know. And it is glorious.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
She’s a ninja. Mere photography cannot capture her.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Tough call, but I think I’d go with the airstrip fight from “Raiders”. Exciting, funny, and both fighters reveal a lot about their characters with almost no dialogue at all. Ford especially, as he rolls from clever to desperate to furious with perfectly corresponding changes in physicality.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
No questions necessary. It’s self-evident.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
These are the same fake-outrage f*ckwits who were claiming that “Captain Marvel” was playing to empty theaters, while it was grossing over $1B worldwide.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
“You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.” 😂
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Loved She-Hulk. But yeah, the shrieking and snivelling from the “fans” over what was clever and very funny series, because it dared to both show women succeeding and to point out that yeah, sometimes guys can kinda be dicks.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I rather suspect that Alito has never personally experienced a joyful event in his entire shithearted life.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
MST3K marathon. Queue up the really deadly ones: Monster A-Go-Go. The Creeping Terror. Danger! Death Ray. Godzilla vs. Megalon. Cry Wilderness. Manos. You’re strong, you can take it…
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m right with you. My beloved spouse is away until Sunday, and I’m already trying to figure out how many different ways I can include bacon in a single meal…
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Fascists are always shocked that most people hate fascism.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Insert “fire emoji” here. 😁
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried
Mary Kolache Esq, Attorney Bizarre, takes on the case of a client who does not exist yet has nonetheless been framed for a crime she didn't commit.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“Mexicanized dishes” should be step no. 1. Bury me where the burrito grande will wave o’er my grave.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I’m guessing this observation is occasioned by something specific you saw recently?
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
“We are not the same”. Thank Christ for that. I’m not sure what’s funnier; the degree of functional helplessness, or that he had to work so hard to set it up. 🤣
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I bumped into Steven Tyler at KRF, at the Starfire booth. We were both in costume, and complimented each others’ look. “Hey, nice outfit, man.” “Thanks, man. You look great.” Totally casual.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Melania looks like she wants to personally slap the shit out of every other person there. 😂
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
That’s a… bold choice.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At last! Once you get to Basel, scope out and share the best restaurants: that might be useful info for some of us. 😉
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
How can I sleep with scenes like this in L.A.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I’d enjoy a full-length that’s just him and Frank Miller fighting behind the bleachers after school. 🤣
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Does it have ninjas? To be a real 80’s-90’s crappy action movie there have to be ninjas!
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So what you’re saying is, as monumentally fucked as everything currently is, airlines can and will gleefully make it worse.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Maybe it’s just me, but boasting that “you won’t be able to tell my writing from shitty AI” seems like a pretty massive self-own.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
That was a lot of words for “fraud admits he’s a fraud”.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Dare we hope that the AI bots have begun to devour each other? 😁
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Han shot first. 😉
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Upvote for the reference to the Capt. Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ Theory of Socio-Economic Unfairness.
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Robert Isaacson @thefightguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I don’t breathe air, brother. That’s what the women in my house do.
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