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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 8h

Went to get amaretto for tiramisu and the (American) guy at the shop goes "wait are you legal" and I show him my ID just for him to say "oh you've BEEN legal" 😅😂😭😭😭

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bad time to want to buy fruit when you have pitakonaphobia

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I always sneeze big & loud and I hate it

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I'm not racist but I can't stand all these immigrants coming in" Me: bring it up with farage then

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was telling my mum the other week that I'd love to try Filipino food. Guess what just popped up with a 0 delivery fee and a vegan menu? I'M ABOUT TO TRY LUMPIA 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When you've been stressed for so long that your body never calms down and you come across a (nearly) 3 hour video on the secret life of an American teenager? I mean, yes please.

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Adrian Mitchell - I'm Watching You

Alt: Adrian Mitchell - pointing to us with the words I'm Watching

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Vegan chilli cheese nuggets 🌶️

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I did it! Measured and installed by me 😁

Looking up at a roller blind window covering

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It came! I can install it as soon as my dishes are dry, as I wasn't expecting it so soon 😊

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Was craving fruit at 1am. I ordered fruit leather and freeze dried fruit and semi dried fruit and somehow it's coming today 🎉

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's really annoying that someone got me into refrigerated crisps, because standard room temp crisps no longer weigh up

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Had to reschedule something because it can't be done while I'm menstruating and I'm due to come on *that day* and the guy booking said "how's 2 days later" like BRUV

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Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams Stare

Alt: Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams Staring into camera expressionless

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The one thing miss about living in Wales (no shade to Wales, I was in a bad situation) is the way people there pronounce the word "year"

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Funny how some purchase just FEEL more adult; I just ordered a window blind

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"vegan food must be boring" ... maybe at restaurants, but I did just make myself a croissant cheeze toasty so 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I forgot to put conditioner in my hair yesterday but it became the perfect kind of curly to trim it today, so I did 😊

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I am currently experiencing the worst period cramps since before I got my first coil put in 15 years ago

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Had the police used to harass me again

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Okay, so I bought small potatoes and cut them and boiled them in the microwave and it's the first time I've had fresh potatoes at home for YEARS 👏🏽

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Archie @artemwriting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I will not let the Pain win. 👊

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Had to research bug bite relief because the one I used as a child has mink oil in it?!

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The housing said they'd give me 3 appointments to make sure both jobs get done today Well, the plumber's turned up and I've tried to explain the bigger problem and he won't hear it as he's only here for the easier/quicker job. The one that's not as important.

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What part of echolalia is it when you're just repeating a singular (instrumental) bar from one song and once your brain is satisfied, same thing from a different song?

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Went out for the first time in 3+ months and now I'm gassy af 💨 #anxiety

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This counts as health food, right?

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Was it a trauma response when I shouted at a police officer for continuing to call my abusers brother Andrew when he goes by/ I call him Andy? I realised afterwards that they won't know why I snapped, but I was heated

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Can we do the hunger games, but instead of children it's police officers there's no winner?

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Gonna need my doctor's to agree on whether I can take painkillers or not because having to explain the situation to every locum, every time they ask (which is every time) is exhausting and tbh confusing

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

3rd round of tonsillitis in 2026 😷

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If you want to know how angry I am today, I just posted a company their leaflets back, because I told them to leave me tf alone and they decided that meant I want leaflets.

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Not me, so excited to put my shelves together: just to open the box to damage straight away and upon inspection, it's structural, so you can't really mend it

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I really wanted to celebrate my 10th independence day last year, but when I was planning it, I realised how small and shallow my community is. I was actually relieved when the venue fell through and I had to cancel it because it felt like something to be braced and I didn't want that.

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Weird how I can't be bothered to clean, but if I notice a DIY project I'm more than happy to clean so I can get to it 😂

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Genuinely dreading summer, so hearing the hit of hailstones rn is calming me down

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Okay, I've paid my council tax for the 26/27 tax year

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

So glad I delayed my appointments, as my jobs have piled up a bit and I've managed to start getting through (the new and urgent) tasks

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I've had my Easter chocolate for a while now and have been saving it for today. Have I eaten ANY chocolate today? No. Good night 🖖🏽

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My uncle just told me I'm not a real Londoner because I've never heard a phrase HE MADE UP I asked him if he meant x or y (similar sayings) and he totally ignored me and told me to say it to someone and I said no, cos it's not a real thing and he told me that ⤴️

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I like being skilled at things, but I wish life would chill for 5 minutes before I have to learn ANOTHER new skill 💪🏾😴

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Idk if yk, but I LOVE dumplings. Anyway, I just had some microwave-steamed japchae dumplings and I gotta say they are my favourite frozen dumpling so far! 🤤😋

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

He's just come to take 5 old appliances, a broken attachment and a handful of usb wires that no longer work to the recycling point for me The space it's created in my home 🥰

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I'm extremely sore today so I'm gonna try and stick to the smaller jobs that need doing 😞

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

It's really hard to get things done when your thumbs easily sublux

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Eddie Butcher @thefemaleedward.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Tfw you think you're less stressed, but your jaw tells another story 😖

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