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Adam

@thefeenmachine.bsky.social
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Knicks, Yankees, graps, dogs, tv/film, tech, general nerd stuff. Not a gigantic piece of shit, trademark pending

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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The cover art to “temporary secretary” by Paul McCartney
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Far from the point here, but lmao
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Character actor John Scurti keeps getting work!
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Treble!
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@stacegotsbaseball.com saw this and thought of you lol
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sure but I’ve got a packed day so it’ll have to be
Benicio del toro in one battle after another saying “a few small beers”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think Lisa turtle said it best:
Lisa turtle from saved by the bell, dressed in a pink suit, holding a pencil, saying “what is art? Are we art? Is art art?”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I don’t think Matt vasgersian is that bad.
“Man takes Unpopular stand” Norman Rockwell freedom of speech painting
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Same. The other 91.5% of the year I read it as “force Majerle”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@seanfennessey.bsky.social You cannot show me a more “Cramming before the final” screenshot.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
For David- As an artist, how do you feel about WWE’s increasing use of AI in the making of match graphics and vignettes? The Roman/punk graphic in particular has me grossed out. Romans fingers and his pec both are clearly “creations” of AI.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Mo diawara headshot
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Genuine question, what does carpetbagger meaningfully mean as a critique when a district is shaped like this, cutting across so many different towns/neighborhoods? (I’m not an IL-09 resident, but am two blocks away from one of its borders)
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me, reading that slack:
Strong sad, from homestarrunner.Net “it’s dot com!”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i.imgflip.com/aiyrpk.jpg
Seinfeld’s soup nazi, in full chefs whites, scowling with his index finger pointed up

Meme text saying 
“No,
soup for you”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I checked my nearest theater (in a solid blue area of a solidly blue state) and uhh this was not what I was expecting.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Daniel Craig on the snl stage introducing the musical guest: 
“Ladies and gentlemen, Tony dokoupil”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
We salute everyday Eddie, who in a parallel universe might have been a serial arsonist.
Eddie guardado quoted saying “alcohol and a lighter, bro. That’s all it takes”
(On burning his teammates shoes to break them out of slumps)
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A sign at a wine shop that says “exciting whites”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A few free hours the day after shepherding my kids through a late night of trick or treating… no better way to spend them than with a good book and a cup of coffee. @sheaserrano.bsky.social does this photo feel expensive? I think you know the answer.
A cup of cappuccino next to Shea Serrano’s hardcover book “expensive basketball”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mister McGreg, from the simpsons, with his trademark leg for an arm and arm for a leg.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
An annual @nba.com tradition like no other:
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
@jeffgerstmann.com hi, felt you would appreciate this and perhaps mention it on some stream as a like “whoa man, time is fucking crazy” sort of dealie
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Jack (along with Hanpan) from WILD ARMS static.wikia.nocookie.net/wildarms/ima...
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
In case you haven’t seen it, M:TG came out with a FF themed set this month and lol @ this art/flavor text combo
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I hit the jackpot here.
Alexander saarsgaard as Murderbot
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A fun bluesky game to play is “how many posts had to be in this thread to get from point a to b” I guessed 5 before clicking “view full thread” Readers, it was 1.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Brody is a dog with exactly one look, no matter the situation. He’s the Derek Zoolander of wheaten terriers.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: the average American has three friends
Jonah hill, Christopher mintz-plasse, and Michael Cera, in a promotional photo for the film Superbad.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@keithsmithnba.bsky.social hey, it looks like the team option deadline in this image is incorrect. Can you confirm? Happy playoffs eve
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Same expression 100%
Hannibal from 80s show “the a team” biting a cigar and saying “I love it when a plan comes together”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Live from a Costco just outside of Chicago… it’s no egg
Photo of a empty floor at Costco, with a “limit 3 eggs” and a pricing sign off in the corner
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Adebisi from HBO’s Oz, screaming while wearing a small brown hat that barely hangs onto his head
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live
The Lone Rangers from the film “Airheads” (1994)
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
From the first line, I thought this post was going in a VERY DIFFERENT DIRECTION
Jamie O’Grady 
“walked in on my 14-year-old son”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Dril tweet 
“Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. Buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Maybe it hadn’t loaded for you, but I’m seeing you on 26 lists. Here are the most recent ones
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’ve been testing out apple’s image playground, but literally every single image it creates of me looks more like Pete Buttigieg. My self-image is slightly wounded by this lmao
Pete Buttigieg looking AI created image. (White man, clean cut, zipup hoodie)Ai image of a white man wearing sunglasses
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I woke Brody for this. He’s at peak “why am I awake” rn
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@bencollins.bsky.social would you kindly save my $99 specifically for something that will humiliate another of the worst persons in the world? I’m not gonna box you in to any specific craven ghoul, any craven ghoul will do, I just want to know my cash will bring some shame a generational shithead.
Apple Card payment to the Onion for $99
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If you post a pic/gif, there will be a little button on it saying +ALT. You can tap that and add text that describes the image for people with poor sight or who don’t recognize the image and need context. Some gifs will auto populate a description, but most of the time you’re on your own. Example:
Jalen Rose, with a shocked expression and slight grimace, reacting to seeing Erik Spoelstra pull a Chris Webber (calling a timeout when you don’t have one left, thus losing his team the game)
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I feel like our dogs would be pals.
A Wheaten Terrier dog laying across the arm of a green couch, with his head fallen into a basket next to the couch. A dog, standing on and facing a rocking chair, with an open window behind him
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
He’s only missing his timbs.
Dog sleeping on a bed wearing a Yankees fitted cap.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Wait we’re doing #DogSky content now? Here’s my nearly 12 year old pup, Brody.
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Adam @thefeenmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I caught “You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah” last night. Solid, earnest teen flick. Sunny Sandler is especially compelling and entertaining as Stacy.
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