Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Hmm… I see. Sodor lacks the proper facilities, we’ll have to send you to the mainland. 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Only aim to do your duty, and the passengers will give you credit where you fail. 1101
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Oh bother, it appears I’ve made a typo. “They are”! Curse these fat thumbs 010
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024There are indeed very neat and cool, as the kids say 110
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Then I must state that Murdoch’s beliefs do not reflect my own or those of NWR 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024You will always be our number 1 engine regardless of sexual orientation 000
Reposted by Sir Topham HattMidtier @themidlandengine.bsky.social · 21/10/2024North Western Railway No.4 ‘King Gordon of Sodor’ Class: LNER Class A3/2 Build Date: 1913 Rebuild Date: 1922, 1936, 1986 Loco Purchased: 1923 Use of Loco: Mainline Mix-Traffic Allocation: NW Tidmouth Sheds Added Notes: Built earlier that expected, has superheater boiler, has Stanier valve gear 35318
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024After all, it’s all fun and games. And who am I to stop you from having fun? But there needs to be some sort of organization to this 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024And in a sense, it sort of ruins the fun. Like I don’t want to see characters dropping f-bombs and demeaning insults. In general, It’d be nice if insults were kept to theme and to a minimum. Obviously I can’t control you all, and I’m not going to say you have to do this 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024What I mean by that is, it’s import to be able to be one with your inner child. So there’s nothing inherently wrong with what we’re doing. I’ve always felt that a certain faction of us seem to take this to the extreme. 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Okay I’m going to break character for a moment, I’m not a teenager, I’m actually a fully grown adult who happens to enjoy making memes. In general, I created this account to post the occasional, thematic message. 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Indeed, this was intended to just post the occasional funny thematic message, but it seems that there are those who can’t have fun responsibly 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024I will attest that there is a certain faction of people who seem to take things to the extreme. Part of the reason why I created this account was to try and cajole them into behaving, but I must admit there have been some abatement of that hope. 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024It’s an important part of keeping the trains running! Without you, none of this would be possible 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Ask not what your railway can do for you, but what you can do for your railway. I’m happy to announce that all non-human employees will be given free room and board. 171
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Thomas the Tank Engine is one of his many names. Similar to “Henry the Green Engine”. He has also been referred to as “Thomas the Cheeky Engine”. 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024You will be shunting troublesome trucks until you learn to be a really useful engine 110
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024It was fun at first, but the craziness has gotten a bit out there 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I honestly started this account as a joke. I didn’t expect things to get so crazy. 1290
Reposted by Sir Topham HattCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 20/10/2024So a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engine character accounts all got created after my post about debate bros featuring a scene from the show went up yesterday, & now these train accounts are dunking on me & standing up for their crew. In my business, that’s a little thing we like to call, policy impact. 2846373
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024What is life, but the continuous acceptance of the consequences of our actions 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024You get reincarnated in a 2D animation spinoff 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024This is awfully out of character for you, Percy. 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Because I offer fair wage and a Costco Membership 0223
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Percy! Until you can learn to act like a proper engine, I’ll have @thomastankno1.bsky.social deliver the mail for you 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024It says, “Duncan’s DanceDance” likely referring to how Duncan shook and jived while running 100
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Now run along now, Thomas. Your branch-line needs your help! 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Well you see Henry, Kipper is a type of fish called the “Herring”, and— 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 19/10/2024That’s what a refrigerator is supposed to do. 000
Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Diesel. You’ve caused confusion and delay. The other engines will have to teach you how to shunt cars 000
