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Sir Topham Hatt

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Director of the North Western Railway.

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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
What a fine depiction
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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Only aim to do your duty, and the passengers will give you credit where you fail.
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Midtier @themidlandengine.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
North Western Railway No.4 ‘King Gordon of Sodor’ Class: LNER Class A3/2 Build Date: 1913 Rebuild Date: 1922, 1936, 1986 Loco Purchased: 1923 Use of Loco: Mainline Mix-Traffic Allocation: NW Tidmouth Sheds Added Notes: Built earlier that expected, has superheater boiler, has Stanier valve gear
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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Ask not what your railway can do for you, but what you can do for your railway. I’m happy to announce that all non-human employees will be given free room and board.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 20/10/2024
So a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engine character accounts all got created after my post about debate bros featuring a scene from the show went up yesterday, & now these train accounts are dunking on me & standing up for their crew. In my business, that’s a little thing we like to call, policy impact.

Costa Samaras @costasamaras.bsky....

Wait Ringo narrated the first 2 seasons??
How did I not know this? Why would he work for a rail baron like Topham Hatt?

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Because I offer fair wage and a Costco MembershipCosta Samaras @costasamaras.bsky... • 26m
he lived

Henry The Green Engine @hen... • 30m
they let me out dw

James The Splendid Red Eng...
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hello mr politician man
Costa Samaras @costasamaras.bsky.... • 28m
he lived

Henry The Green Engine @hen... • 32m
they let me out dw

Henry The Green Engine
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big strong henry never dies
Costa Samaras @costasamaras.bsky.... • 28m
he lived

Henry The Green Engine @hen... • 32m
they let me out dw

Percy The Small Engine @percythesmallone.bsky.social
The goat always lives
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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Remember, confusion causes delay. These paying passengers weren’t able to reach their destination on time
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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Thomas has been very cheeky lately
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Sir Topham Hatt @thefatcontroller.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The missus was making a huge racket this morning, came down to see this dolt.
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